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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

Alright. I thought more guys had gotten Brock-like contracts, but I guess he is an anomaly.

Not a one-time anomaly if these rumors are borne out in reality and someone backs the money truck up to Mike loving Glennon

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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There are 32 GMs and it's a bad idea to assume universal competence. This is a league where grigson and baalke had jobs evaluating talent for, like, years

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Sataere posted:

I'm not assuming competence. I'm assuming limited cap space for teams and that media leaks should not be trusted when they are so clearly insane.

lemme whisper in your ear brock osweiler got $37 million guaranteed

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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he's loving expected to be let go after the draft?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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overpaying for QBs has happened before the Brock signing and will continue to happen. Matt Stafford got $41m guaranteed before playing a single snap, though that was before rookie contracts got reworked and it was worth it. Dumb GMs will refuse to have coaches sign off on FA acquisitions, convince themselves that THIS is the guy to take them all the way, pitchfork some money into a truck to be driven to that person's house, and we will continue to sup from the well of comedy

and sure, maybe the Bears won't give him a contract with multiple guaranteed years, but the 49ers and the Jets and the Browns and you get it, there are teams with nothing at QB and guaranteed failure until they have someone decent under center. It's only a matter of time before a desperate team with more cap room than sense goes hard after *rolls the dice* Jimmy Garoppolo

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

The loving niners man

FA fullbacks, draft RBs, who the gently caress needs a quarterback

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Congratulations on going 4-12 in the 2017 season Washington

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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a neat cape posted:

Sweet tea isn't the cure for anything

It cures having a decent waistline

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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a neat cape posted:

Yo i hate Marquette King

you're just sad that scifres isn't a charger anymore so you don't have a noteworthy punter

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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kidcoelacanth posted:

thread idea: cool punter power rankings

there's space at the top with pat mcafee retiring, though it's very debatable that marquette king was cooler this past season anyway

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Ties own and Marvin Lewis successfully icing the Redskins' kicker in London last year was the highlight of the season last year, for me

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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whypick1 posted:

Not unless it's Hawks/Cardinals! :eng101:




:negative:

That was the second best game last season

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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whiteyfats posted:

Isn't he already in prison for a different murder conviction? He ain't going nowhere.

Yes, sentenced to life without parole not quite two years ago. The article makes reference to the charges for which he's currently on trial:

quote:

Hernandez faces further legal trouble: He is awaiting trial on murder charges in the drive-by shooting. He is accused of gunning down two men over a spilled drink at a nightclub.

in conclusion, aaron hernandez is a man of contrasts

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Amy Pole Her posted:

He also stood after he realized he was being cut

Didn't he opt out of his contract?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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swickles posted:

If you saw Mike loving Glennon get 15 million wouldn't you?

Kaepernick opted out a few days before Glennon got signed, but I agree. I'm surprised we haven't heard more about offers he's getting since he's the most successful FA QB this offseason by a lot

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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big money big clit posted:

Kaep has a lot of drops because he rifles every ball at 110 mph whether the receiver is 50 yards away or 5.

also he was throwing to players employed by the 49ers in TYOOL 2016

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chris James 2 posted:

Luck's the best QB currently in the league who will never get a ring

Phillip Rivers still exists

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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that football mans, proud member of the jacksonville jaguars, is definitely regretting wearing nike cleats. they even hosed up and put the wrong logo on the side. gosh

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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To the Bills for the True Bledsoe Experience

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Satchel Paige pitched at a high level well into his 50s, including a one-game contract that he pitched like two innings in at 59

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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https://twitter.com/chriswesseling/status/846865431533039616

"Bruce Allen: Redskins have reached a “100 percent” consensus in their desire to sign Cousins for the long term"

ok

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

More likely to go to the Pro Bowl:

Trevor Siemian, Mike Glennon or Tom Savage?

savage because he has the best wr of any of those three teams to throw to

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I don't want Romo to be a Texan because that could be a Patriot killing team.

inshallah

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:

I'll buy into the Seahawks dominance narrative once they stop losing to the Rams

jeff fisher is out of football now so the hawks will only triumph. they beat the rams by 21 last season after fisher got fired

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Mega64 posted:

This and they beat the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.

I hope this happens so white people get mad

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