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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Caf posted:

The guys in the NBA who have a +9 ape index probably have a few inches on him in height too so their ratio ends up lower. +9 on a dude who is only 6'4" is unreal.

Not cool, bro. I know it's Saint Patrick's Day, but we don't say that poo poo in public anymore.

TBeats posted:

saying a football player looks sloppy and out of shape doesn't seem like body shaming to me considering they are paid to not be sloppy and out of shape.

and the dr seuss rhyme doesnt seem like a big deal either.

What matters is that he's clearly wrong.



Also, come to the TFF Chat thread. We already decided that bodyshaming is good and being fat is equivalent to being intellectually lazy.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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FizFashizzle posted:

de Abreu and Furtado.

Where the gently caress was he killing people? Fair Verona?

You may not know this out in Myrtle Beach, but in Florida and the West Coast we have this thing called "latinos". You may have heard the president talking about them.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

I... think? he was making a Shakespeare joke

He was.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I think Fournette would be crazy because the Jaguars don't have the OL that the Cowboys do, so drafting a top tier RB in the same spot will not have a similar effect.

Yeldon was a high second round pick and he ain't done poo poo.

A top RB can thrive with a poo poo line, and average guy can with Dallas'. Your poo poo line is exactly why fournette is a good choice, if the coaches think he can be good. He takes pressure off Bortles and keeps defenses honest so that you can try to get that Passing game going.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bad Moon posted:

Lol if your team doesn't have a cool as hell punter.

Our punter is the opposite of cool.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

Is this what comey's speaking about today

:getin:
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/843891406552928256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Athanatos! NFL March N/V: I Hate the New England Patriots... I Want Them to Lose

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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gently caress it, we are in the Darkest timeline: I hope Hernandez gets off and comes back to the NFL and also breaks every TE record in one season on his way to wrecking the Pats in the postseason.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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pasaluki posted:

If it is said a team has to have really good WRs and a really good oline, for a QB to suddenly become good, then you don't have much of a QB.

The 2016 Niners would be garbo even with Drew Brees.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I thought what made Zach unique was that he wasn't a brother. :confused:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Spoeank posted:

Muslims, stereotypical butter churners

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a neat cape posted:

Without a second thought, yes

What did Luck do to deserve the Chargers? t:mad:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

Didn't Intruder ban a bunch of people for using this before seeing that's actually Eli's first name?

Yeah, our "problem" with Intruder was him being too lax on bans.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

Glad to see that they're finally addressing something that so many people find offensive...

Hahaha

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Durandal1707 posted:

The Bengals & Chargers had the best colour rush unis by far.

Jacksonville's looks like a rotten mustard packet or some poo poo.

It's a shame that the Bengals and Chargers were as unwatchable as their uniforms were good.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Historically what pro athlete lasted the longest in the battle with Father Time?

Nolan Ryan?

I'm ashamed at all these trick rear end sports fans not giving Gary Player his due.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Brett Favre was still playing great before the Saints bountied him into retirement.

Dan Henderson nearly won the 185lbs UFC title at 46 because he can still knock people on their rear end by barely touching them.

Hendo is a fantastic serious answer.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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BOOOO!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Volkerball posted:

Guys aren't allowed to just go flying through the air like that, goons.

'Splain.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

I'd die laughing if it's Seahawks Pats in the Super Bowl again and Billy hires Fisher as a special consultant for one game.

That would be right in his wheelhouse.

That would kind of own.


But I'd rather have the Romo Texans bust a nut all over the Cowboys' face.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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fsif posted:

Hey guys, Tyrod/Shady/Watkins is the best triplet in the NFL.

Can I get a three-page derail about me me me now?

How many games do you think all three will be on the field for this year?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I hate the Cowboys and I would take Dak, Dez, and Ezekiel over that.

There have only been three replies, and I still can't believe that Bell, Ben, and Brown weren't mentioned.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Hoisted by my own petard! :argh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Sometimes you see things and they just smell like bait

Speaking of, what's the name of the main character in La Blue Girl again?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I dream of a world where Ryan Leaf is a commentator on ESPN and Peyton Manning is remembered as a sexual deviant who assaulted a woman.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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fartknocker posted:

Is this also the world where Wheez is still alive and LWB was Mr. Hands?

Yes. Plus David Bowie's cancer magically jumped into Hillary after Trump's piss video got leaked to the whole world. And Hannibal was never canceled.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

I don't remember Lynch being all that great at pass blocking; I seem to recall subbed him out quite a bit when the play required a pass blocking RB.

Definitely a good receiver though.

I didn't think he was a bad blocker. I thought they subbed him to save him. I never saw him pulling a Legarrette Blount style gently caress up in pass pro.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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evilweasel posted:

We call that a Devonta Freeman nowadays.

Oh god I forgot how bad that was. :cripes:

Lynch is a solid blocker and good receiver. He's a total package guy if he's got any tread left on his tires. Plus, if you're the kind of guy who believes in leadership, he's going to be the heart and soul of that team next year. Lynch is a man among boys in the locker room. Respect.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Why are we in the March thread.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Strobe posted:

Chiche your new av is amazing.

Chirurgeon is amazing.

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