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Do you love fights where you know who is fighting and kind of care about the results! Do you love interim titles? Do you hate big stars like Conor, Ronda and MMM Jon Bones Jones The GOAT? Then you will love this season of the Goonweight GP! We've been on a bit of a hiatus due to the fact that the only major cards in January and February kind of blew interest wise (and fight wise for 208.) But this weekend's card is good as heck so let us do this! Mr. Carlisle dominated Season 23 of the Goonweight GP, holding such a commanding lead going into the final card it was virtually impossible for anyone to get close let alone win. Can he replicate his performance? About the Goonweight GP Welcome to Season 24 of the Goonweight GP! Every other week or so you'll see a new UFC card posted, you'll post your picks, then you'll watch the show and have more fun because some guy you've never heard of can net you an extra point if he can finish this before the end of the second round. You'll have even more fun when the judges rob someone and you get points for that. It's even better if everyone at your party hates the guy you need to win. A few days before every card, I'll post the fights on the main card with a FORM and a SPREADSHEET. Fill out the form (or post you picks in the thread), and then check the spreadsheet to make sure your picks are in there correctly. When the card is over and I stop being lazy, I'll calculate the results and post standings.  CERTIFIED RULES OF THE GRAND PRIX
Too confusing? Please consult this handy flowchart to determine your score for a fight:  Here is the current season lineup: SEASON TWENTY FOUR Upcoming Cards UFC 209: 3/4/17 UFC Fight Night 106: 3/11/17 UFC 210: 4/8/17 UFC on Fox: 4/15/17 UFC 211: 5/13/17 UFC Fight Night 109: 5/28/17 UFC 212: 6/3/17 That's right, another SEVEN CARD SEASON! I'm skipping several cards in that period because there are a few minor cards that would make 3 weeks in a row of cards. This does leave a couple gaps but allows us to start and finish on major cards. UFC 209: Motherfucker quote:Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson FORM RESPONSES If you are a forgetful person and need reminders pounded into your skull, I will post various reminders on twitter: https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks Be warned my twitter is bad so maybe don't follow me on twitter.
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A HISTORICAL LOOK AT GOONWEIGHT GRAND PRIX PAST: WINNER'S CIRCLE Inaugural Champion: squarerandom  First card Winner: Tangy Zizzle Season 1 Winner: Moww  Season 2 Winner: Ishin  Season 3 Winner: taladel  The Ultimate Picker Winner: xcore  Season 4 Winner: EricHall Too handsome to take a picture, received a forums upgrade. The Ultimate Picker Winner: MycroftXXX Season 5 Winner: MrSmokes  The Ultimate Picker Winner: heeebrew Season 6 Winner: Drewjitsu  The Ultimate Picker Winner: EricHall Season 7-10 Season 7 Winner: Mr Nice! (with Dakota)  Season 8 Winner: Max Awfuls Season 9 Winners: tie - Max Awfuls and Tape Leg Season 10 Winner: venutolo That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship Winner: LobsterMobster Season 11-present Season 11 Winner: Chairman Kaga Season 12 Winner: TheReverend  Season 13 Winner: Miching Mallecho Season 14 Winner: doverhog  Coleman Cup AND Season 15 Winner: MasRafTer  Season 16 Winner: outy outy did you ever get your picture to me? Season 17 Winner: MassRafTer  Season 18 Winner: MassRafTer  Season 19 Winner: LobsterMobster  Season 20 Winner: Bluedeanie  Season 21 Winner: The Kingslayer Season 22 Winner: Digital Jedi  Season 23 Winner: Mr. Carlisle ***** quote:HALL OF FAME
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In light of it not being Khabib Time. Changing my FOTN from Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson to Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson Changing my POTN from Tony Ferguson to Mark Hunt.
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Mar 4, 2017 00:30
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my fotn khabib tony to lando and his opponent
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Mar 4, 2017 00:38
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Change my fight of the night to woodley Thompson and my ferguson potn to Mark Hunt please. Also I accidentally picked Khabib when I meant Tony to win but that's irrelevant now.
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Mar 4, 2017 00:52
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Can you change my fight of the night to Woodley and Thompson and POTN from Ferguson to David Teymur please. Thanks!
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Mar 4, 2017 03:10
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Just got real sad about Tony/Khabib again
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Mar 4, 2017 17:12
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fotn woodley potn paul craig, please + thank you
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Mar 4, 2017 18:43
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Fotn to Bektic/Elkins, please and thank you
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Me: Wonderfulboy: Decision Not Rashad: Decision Lando Vannata Decision Mark Hunt KO 1 FOTN: Wood/Boy POTN: Hunt POTN: Bektic RNG Wood: R2 KO Rashad Evans: R2 Sub Lando Vannata: R3 Sub Alistair Overeem: R2 KO FOTN: Marcin Tybura vs Luis Henrique POTN: Paul Craig POTN: Wood
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LOL the RNG tied for 2nd.pre:Nystral 10 0 1 I.N.R.I 7 0 2 LobsterMobster 7 0 2 Szymanski 7 0 2 CommonShore 7 0 2 Mr. Carlisle 7 0 2 Omnikin 7 0 2 Power of Pecota 7 0 2 beggar 7 0 2 Fork of unknown origins 7 0 2 RNG 7 0 2 Ishin 6 0 12 Bluedeanie 6 0 12 THRILLED 2B HERE 6 0 12 Skjorte 6 0 12 threeagainstfour 6 0 12 handsome only face 4 1 17 EricHall 4 1 17 Frog Princess 4 0 19 Revenant Threshold 4 0 19 Thauros 4 0 19 MassRafTer 4 0 19 BlindSite 3 1 23 BestFightOdds.com 3 0 24 Thrifting Day! 3 0 24 Rigel 3 0 24 Digital Jedi 3 0 24 Lloyd Boner 0 0 28 TheKingslayer 0 0 28 Next card will be up shortly.
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UFC Fight Night 106quote:Vitor Belfort vs. Kelvin Gastelum This looks like a really good card! FORM RESPONSES
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shaved ehad guy in r3 by gently caress off
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Kelvin Gastelum R2 Sub Maurício Rua R2 KO Edson Barboza R2 KO Jussier Formiga Decision Marion Reneau Decision Alex Oliveira Decision FOTN: Rua vs Villante POTN: Barboza POTN: Gastelum RNG Kelvin Gastelum R2 KO Gian Villante R3 KO Beneil Dariush R1 KO Ray Borg R2 Sub Bethe Correia R2 Sub Alex Oliveira R2 Sub FOTN: Cowboy vs Means POTN: Bethe Correia POTN: Davi Ramos
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Still some time until the next big event so here's the results to break up the wait! ChampRamp took first and thanks to knockout out Vitor Belfort somehow counting as a noteworthy performance I got into second!pre:ChampRamp 16 1 1 MassRafTer 15 2 2 Nystral 15 0 3 Rigel 15 0 3 LobsterMobster 14 2 5 THRILLED 2B HERE 13 1 6 Szymanski 12 1 7 Ishin 12 1 7 Bluedeanie 12 1 7 threeagainstfour 12 1 7 Lloyd Boner 12 1 7 RNG 12 0 12 I.N.R.I 11 2 13 EricHall 11 2 13 Fork of unknown origins 11 1 15 handsome only face 11 1 15 TheKingslayer 11 1 15 Thauros 10 1 18 Mr. Carlisle 9 2 19 BestFightOdds.com 9 2 19 Digital Jedi 9 1 21 Power of Pecota 8 2 22 Skjorte 8 1 23 CommonShore 7 0 24 Revenant Threshold 7 0 24 beggar 6 0 26 Frog Princess 6 0 26 Here's the points only rankings. The sheet loves to feed me back an error early on and I always forget how to correct it when I post the second week results. I'll get it fixed this week. pre:Nystral 25 LobsterMobster 21 Szymanski 19 THRILLED 2B HERE 19 MassRafTer 19 RNG 19 I.N.R.I 18 Ishin 18 Bluedeanie 18 Fork of unknown origins 18 Rigel 18 threeagainstfour 18 Mr. Carlisle 16 ChampRamp 16 handsome only face 15 EricHall 15 Power of Pecota 15 CommonShore 14 Skjorte 14 Thauros 14 beggar 13 BestFightOdds.com 12 Lloyd Boner 12 Digital Jedi 12 Revenant Threshold 11 TheKingslayer 11 Frog Princess 10 Omnikin 7 Thrifting Day! 3 BlindSite 3
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loving RNG, what does it know about MMA that I don't?
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Ok we are a week away so here's the next card! UFC 210: quote:Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson I know I am taking a risk by posting a card on a Sunday but it has been a long gap and hopefully all the fights stay the same. There's a lot of interesting fights on here so we should see the rankings change quite a bit. FORM RESPONSES
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Cromier - Decision Mousasi - Rd 2 Knockout Calvillo - Decision Alves - Rd 2 Knockout Oliveira - Decision FOTN - Cormier v Johnson POTN - Cormier / Brooks
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This show is tomorrow and thanks to Dan Cormier shaving off his heavy pubes everyone made weight!
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Anthony Johnson R1 KO Chris Weidman Decision Pearl Gonzalez Decision Thiago Alves Decision Will Brooks Decision FOTN: Brooks vs Oliveira POTN: Johnson POTN: Usman Will do the RNG later.
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Ok one more event of the Season totals lacking OOTNs.pre:Nystral 17 0 1 Fork of unknown origins 15 2 2 Bluedeanie 13 2 3 LobsterMobster 12 0 4 Mr. Carlisle 11 0 5 RNG 10 0 6 Power of Pecota 10 0 6 Digital Jedi 9 2 8 I.N.R.I 9 0 9 CommonShore 9 0 9 EricHall 8 0 11 Frog Princess 8 0 11 Rigel 7 0 13 Ishin 7 0 13 threeagainstfour 7 0 13 handsome only face 7 0 13 TheKingslayer 7 0 13 BestFightOdds.com 6 0 18 MassRafTer 4 0 19 Lloyd Boner 4 0 19 That big showing gives Nystral a healthy lead going into week 4! We'll have the new card up shortly. pre:Nystral 42 LobsterMobster 33 Fork of unknown origins 33 Bluedeanie 31 RNG 29 I.N.R.I 27 Mr. Carlisle 27 Ishin 25 Rigel 25 threeagainstfour 25 Power of Pecota 25 MassRafTer 23 EricHall 23 CommonShore 23 handsome only face 22 Digital Jedi 21 Szymanski 19 THRILLED 2B HERE 19 BestFightOdds.com 18 TheKingslayer 18 Frog Princess 18 ChampRamp 16 Lloyd Boner 16 Skjorte 14 Thauros 14 beggar 13 Revenant Threshold 11 Omnikin 7 Thrifting Day! 3 BlindSite 3
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UFC on Fox: Johnson vs Hayesquote:Demetrious Johnson vs. Wilson Reis FORM (Can't share the results yet for some reason)
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Things have not been going good for me this season, and I don't really feel great about most of my picks tonight 
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EricHall posted:Things have not been going good for me this season, and I don't really feel great about most of my picks tonight Good man picking Hayes like that.
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Demetrious Johnson R2 KO Rose Namajunas Decision Ronaldo Souza R2 Submission Jeremy Stephens Decision FOTN: Rose vs Karate POTN: MMMDMMJ POTN: Jacare RNG: Johnson R5 KO Rose R1 Submission Robert Whittaker R1 Submission Jeremy Stephens R2 Submission FOTN: Anthony Smith vs. Andrew Sanchez POTN: Johnson POTN: Also Johnson
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So I think I literally got 3 points on this one (the "free space" ones on Mighty Mouse winning) 
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Ok kiddos, there's finally another big show next week so what did we do last time? The RNG got three fights and an OTN so I expect it to win, but no, NYSTRAL won! The RNG only made 4th so a good week for picking!pre:Nystral 15 1 1 CommonShore 13 1 2 Frog Princess 12 1 3 RNG 10 1 4 LobsterMobster 8 2 5 EricHall 8 1 6 Fork of unknown origins 7 1 7 I.N.R.I 7 1 7 Mr. Carlisle 7 1 7 MassRafTer 6 1 10 BestFightOdds.com 6 1 10 threeagainstfour 6 0 12 handsome only face 5 2 13 Bluedeanie 4 1 14 Ishin 4 1 14 TheKingslayer 4 1 14 Rigel 4 0 17 Power of Pecota 3 1 18 Lloyd Boner 3 1 18 Digital Jedi 3 0 20 Szymanski 3 0 20 Form will be up mid-week!
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Rigel posted:What happens to the belt if RNG wins? We send it to Elon Musk and cancel Goonweight.
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We lost a fight as I was putting the card up but the PPV lineup is now finalized! UFC 211 quote:Stipe Miocic vs. Junior dos Santos FORM RESPONSES
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Me: Stipe Miocic R4 KO Joanna Jędrzejczyk Decision Demian Maia R2 Submission Frankie Edgar Decision Krzysztof Jotko Decision FOTN: Frank/Yair POTN: Stipe POTN: Maia RNG: JDS R3 KO JJ: R3 KO Maia: R3 KO Yair: R2 KO Branch: R2 KO FOTN: Maia vs Masvidal POTN: Aguilar POTN: Vick RNG would make for a far more entertaining card than my picks!
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Yeah I don't see why anyone has a problem with Goonweight. If you don't want to do it just gently caress off and ignore the occasional posts in the main thread.
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lol RGL just likes an occasional shitpost I doubt he cares either way
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RGL bumped the thread he is doing great things to help the GP.
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It was a tough card to predict and so we had a pretty wide spread on results. Fork of Unknown Origins takes the week!pre:Fork of unknown origins 15 1 1 MassRafTer 14 1 2 handsome only face 13 0 3 Frog Princess 11 1 4 Ishin 11 0 5 Mr. Carlisle 10 1 6 BestFightOdds.com 10 1 6 LobsterMobster 10 0 8 EricHall 10 0 8 Rigel 10 0 8 RNG 9 0 11 Bluedeanie 9 0 11 THRILLED 2B HERE 9 0 11 Nystral 7 1 14 Power of Pecota 7 0 15 Lloyd Boner 7 0 15 Digital Jedi 6 1 17 I.N.R.I 6 0 18 pre:Nystral 64 2 1 Fork of unknown origins 55 5 2 LobsterMobster 51 4 3 RNG 48 1 4 Bluedeanie 44 4 5 Mr. Carlisle 44 4 5 MassRafTer 43 4 7 EricHall 41 4 8 Frog Princess 41 2 9 handsome only face 40 4 10 I.N.R.I 40 3 11 Ishin 40 2 12 Rigel 39 0 13 CommonShore 36 1 14 Power of Pecota 35 3 15 BestFightOdds.com 34 4 16 threeagainstfour 31 1 17 Digital Jedi 30 4 18 THRILLED 2B HERE 28 1 19 Lloyd Boner 26 2 20 TheKingslayer 22 2 21 Szymanski 22 1 22 ChampRamp 16 1 23 Skjorte 14 1 24 Thauros 14 1 24 beggar 13 0 26 Revenant Threshold 11 0 27 Omnikin 7 0 28 BlindSite 3 1 29 Thrifting Day! 3 0 30
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Remember, this is an early afternoon main card on Sunday! Prelims start in the morning, main card in the afternoon. FIGHT NIGHT 109 quote:Alexander Gustafsson vs. Glover Teixeira FORM Results Sharing is once again unavailable, sorry! Get those picks in!
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