Make movies better by adding Kong

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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

I implore you!

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Kruxy: May 19, 2004; Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

# ? Mar 1, 2017 21:01

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

# ? Mar 1, 2017 21:48

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:01

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

there's no rule saying a kong can't play football!

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:08

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Kruxy posted:

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:10

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:17

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:37

Cheap Shot: Aug 15, 2006; Help BIP learn gun?

# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:28

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:54

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:12

HaveARottenDay: Aug 5, 2013

# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:12

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

HEEEEERE'S KONGY!

# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:41

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:48

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:50

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:40

Horace Kinch: Aug 15, 2007

edit: dammit

500 good dogs posted:

Horace Kinch fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Mar 2, 2017

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:45

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

And Tyler Too! posted:

You drat dirty ape!! :argh:

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:48

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Mar 2, 2017 07:14

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:03

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This one is a classic

# ? Mar 2, 2017 10:22

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Palpek posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2017 10:37

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

MissEchelon posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2017 10:43

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Kitchner posted:

This one is a classic

Such a great soundtrack, featuring timeless classics like "Getting To Eat You", "I Beat A Happy Tune (On My Chest With My Fists)", "Shall We Pummel A Tyrannosaurus To Death?" and "School Song".

# ? Mar 2, 2017 10:54

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Mar 2, 2017 12:32

Tartan Target: Jun 1, 2001

# ? Mar 2, 2017 13:31

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Why isn't Kong credited?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 14:32

Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

Bonus if you remember the classic line from the movie.

Count Freebasie fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Mar 2, 2017

# ? Mar 2, 2017 14:47

Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:32

Tartan Target: Jun 1, 2001

Grevling posted:

Why isn't Kong credited?

Are you saying Diane Keaton doesn't have range?

(I forgot)

# ? Mar 2, 2017 16:40

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Count Freebasie posted:

Bonus if you remember the classic line from the movie.

"I didnt know kong like to get wet"

# ? Mar 2, 2017 19:40

Jose Mengelez: Sep 11, 2001; by Azathoth

# ? Mar 2, 2017 19:54

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Grevling posted:

Why isn't Kong credited?

In the 50s a famous director said "We will be damned if we let any of those disgusting monkies get into showbiz" and I assume they were on about King Kong.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 20:11