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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

The Demilich posted:

It's kind of like that, only it comes with a different type of worm you can suck on.

A highly endangered one?

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Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Tree Bucket posted:

A highly endangered one?

That should narrow it down

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Is it wine made of magic penises or wine made from regular penises that just happens to be magical?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The second

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

You magically grow a new penis each time you take a shot.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

In the same place, replacing the old one, in the same place, on top of the old one, at a random external surface of the body, at any location intersecting the bodily volume, or at an unlimited range but the penis is still metaphysically yours?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Getting a huge feeling of deja vu. Didn't we just have this conversation

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's a side effect of the dicks growing into your brain.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Milo and POTUS posted:

Getting a huge feeling of deja vu. Didn't we just have this conversation

Yeah, same. Maybe it was a different thread?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
you grow a new penis inside your current penis then shed it when necessary

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Non Compos Mentis posted:

you grow a new penis inside your current penis then shed it when necessary

Well obviously, but we want to know about the magic penis wine.

sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023

Non Compos Mentis posted:

you grow a new penis inside your current penis then shed it when necessary
But that is not a side effect of the drink anyway. I mean, everyone has to shed their penis every other full moon, right?
Guys?

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


sassypotassium posted:

But that is not a side effect of the drink anyway. I mean, everyone has to shed their penis every other full moon, right?
Guys?

that’s where dildos come from

sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023

Armitag3 posted:

that’s where dildos come from

Wait, what? You donate your shedded penises to the dildo factory? What a charitable person you are. Normally, I use mine for my craft projects. Paper mache balloons, tin can telephones, you name it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

sassypotassium posted:

Wait, what? You donate your shedded penises to the dildo factory? What a charitable person you are. Normally, I use mine for my craft projects. Paper mache balloons, tin can telephones, you name it.

Cocks of Love

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yayoi_Kusama

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Getting a huge feeling of deja vu. Didn't we just have this conversation
Anti-food porn thread, I think

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Getting a huge feeling of deja vu. Didn't we just have this conversation

When all you have is suck everything looks like a penis.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Sorry to spoil the fun, but it says God penis, not magic penis

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
Sorry to spoil the fun but I am getting late breaking reports that the magic penis wine is not magic nor does it contain any of the titular ingredients but is in fact a slurry of industrial solvents and shark parts.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Basic Poster posted:

Sorry to spoil the fun but I am getting late breaking reports that the magic penis wine is not magic nor does it contain any of the titular ingredients but is in fact a slurry of industrial solvents and shark parts.

Well, yeah. Tit wine is the next aisle over.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

https://youtu.be/1wJ5S8la-_c?t=1797

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Tree Bucket posted:

Well obviously, but we want to know about the magic penis wine.

Pairs well with the right soup

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


PainterofCrap posted:

Pairs well with the right soup


Boners.com with another banger!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



PainterofCrap posted:

Pairs well with the right soup



In its own sauce

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Lobok posted:

Well, yeah. Tit wine is the next aisle over.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

PainterofCrap posted:

Pairs well with the right soup




For when you're out of shelf space.

tribbledirigible has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Jan 24, 2024

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
I like that weirdly shopped jalapeno pepper and sprig of parsley

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

I mean the box does say "tidy cats".

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
If I fits, I shits

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

ikanreed posted:

Sorry to spoil the fun, but it says God penis, not magic penis
We killed god and put it's penis in a wine?

I feel I should be more surprised about that than I am.

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Cosmik Debris posted:

I like that weirdly shopped jalapeno pepper and sprig of parsley

That's thyme, not parsley. Imagine parsley in your cock soup, just lmao

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT

OwlFancier posted:

In the same place, replacing the old one, in the same place, on top of the old one, at a random external surface of the body, at any location intersecting the bodily volume, or at an unlimited range but the penis is still metaphysically yours?

You can't actually see or touch the new penis, you just have a bottle of wine assuring you that it exists and is yours and yours alone

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


This was also my experience introducing my cat to my litter robot.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Heath posted:

If I fits, I shits

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

ikanreed posted:

Sorry to spoil the fun, but it says God penis, not magic penis

That makes sense. The west keeps putting “God” In romanized translations of all eastern spiritual texts for pack of a better fitting word. If they actually meant God it tracks that the west would say…”unwashed non jesusy gods? Like some sort of parlor magic? Hmmm…must be”

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

ikanreed posted:

Sorry to spoil the fun, but it says God penis, not magic penis

Is God not Magic?

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