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i got shanked by a swan in a little village near brno in czechia
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Carthag Tuek posted:i got shanked by a swan in a little village near brno in czechia Shouldn't have got in his way
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Apr 19, 2024 21:04
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BOOTY-ADE posted:I thought Weird Al was getting attacked for a sec The goose made the same mistake, it's why he's attacking.
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Apr 19, 2024 23:13
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Heath posted:Shouldn't have got in his way thats right. i knewed it but i did it anyway and look where it got me
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Apr 19, 2024 23:39
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BOOTY-ADE posted:I thought Weird Al was getting attacked for a sec that's Weird Joel
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Apr 19, 2024 23:49
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Phy posted:I always loved that news story about the bald eagles in Anchorage (?) who got into a dumpster full of greasy fish guts and gorged themselves until they were too filthy to escape I mean, it still is if you take it as allegory.
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Apr 19, 2024 23:53
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:The goose made the same mistake, it's why he's attacking. Weird al is a friend of all creatures great and small 
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Apr 19, 2024 23:56
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dr_rat posted:Weird al is a friend of all creatures great and small If geese are indeed attacking whoever they mistake for Weird Al, they deserve the war that Canada is surely bringing to them any minute now.
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Apr 20, 2024 00:03
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Carthag Tuek posted:i got shanked by a swan in a little village near brno in czechia 
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Apr 20, 2024 00:54
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 I mean, maybe!
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Apr 20, 2024 01:05
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Apr 20, 2024 01:11
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dr_rat posted:Weird al is a friend of all creatures great and small He is, the goose was flying over to say hello. Only after the treachery was discovered did the attack begin.
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Apr 20, 2024 01:36
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Now I believe him.
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Apr 20, 2024 01:48
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Of course it's true!
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Apr 20, 2024 01:48
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Who were you there with, Bob?
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Apr 20, 2024 05:07
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to be honest i wasnt sure if it was in czechia or slovakia because at the time i was (drumroll) "you know" years old it was a family trip, we drove down in my parents' gold metallic mazda station wagon. it was pretty sweet, had a green button by the gear shift we always asked dad what it did and he always said no. unless we were stationary, in which case we could push the green button it didnt do anything. i hated and loved that button. it was an after market install by the previous owner, is my current theory. maybe it had a nitro boost or a secret compartment. but when i was a child, it didnt. oh also swan part is true Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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Apr 20, 2024 05:42
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Lmao
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Apr 20, 2024 08:23
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Carthag Tuek posted:to be honest i wasnt sure if it was in czechia or slovakia because at the time i was (drumroll) "you know" years old If it was an automatic it might have been a toggle for some sort of shifting setting. There are multiple variants, stuff like "unlock the highest gear" or "wait until higher revs before shifting". If by stationary you mean car off it probably would do nothing at that point.
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Phosphine posted:If it was an automatic it might have been a toggle for some sort of shifting setting. There are multiple variants, stuff like "unlock the highest gear" or "wait until higher revs before shifting". this was over a decade before you could buy autommatics at the car store. i was trying to be nice when i said czechia OR slovakia. it was the same thing. the lada we had before the mazda had a crank so you could start it in the winter. literally. anyway, fair, the button might have done something if the power was on. but i prefer to think it didnt. it was a temptation with no reward.
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Apr 20, 2024 09:42
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maybe the green button put it in H
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Apr 20, 2024 09:59
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Warning signs at the furry convention:
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Non Compos Mentis posted:maybe the green button put it in H no yugoslavia was the following year
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Apr 20, 2024 11:49
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 Preganté!
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Stoatbringer posted:
gotta hand it to bonerhitler, he calls em like he sees em
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Apr 20, 2024 13:58
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I guess today is the day for Hitler memes.
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Apr 20, 2024 13:59
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It's also the weed number day, So some combination of weed and Hitler, who knows
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Apr 20, 2024 14:04
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Somewhere in the depths of the server catacombs, weedlord bonerhitler rises
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Apr 20, 2024 14:08
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Leon Sumbitches posted:It's also the weed number day, keep your windows up you dont want hitler in your weed
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Apr 20, 2024 14:08
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Hitler smoked himself.
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Apr 20, 2024 14:13
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Stoatbringer posted:
PIG FORM BABBYS
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Apr 20, 2024 14:57
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Stoatbringer posted:
I like the paint on the one wheel. Like they got finished and were like wait a second gently caress this one rim.
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Apr 20, 2024 15:12
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Stoatbringer posted:
Will never stop being funny to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
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Apr 20, 2024 15:20
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Phy posted:I always loved that news story about the bald eagles in Anchorage (?) who got into a dumpster full of greasy fish guts and gorged themselves until they were too filthy to escape It's pretty funny that someone pointed out they didn't know you can die from metaphor
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Apr 20, 2024 18:13
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Will never stop being funny to me I always presume the "can u be ... pregante" one is channeling this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwPrdILEJ4 Data Graham has a new favorite as of 22:28 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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Apr 21, 2024 01:52
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Alright let's get this out of the way
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Apr 21, 2024 01:58
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Beautiful post, thank you
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Apr 21, 2024 03:18
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Stoatbringer posted:
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Got this book today at a St. Vincent. I Before E (Except After C): Old-School Ways to Remember Stuff. It's full of the weirdest and goofiest mnemonics, like these. SAD PERSONS 
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