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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
luv havin a thick strong FUTA bike between my legs

edit: snipe of the year

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Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



1stGear posted:

luv havin a thick strong FUTA bike between my legs

edit: snipe of the year

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

And the follow-up delivers.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/XfxQZlX.mp4

Oldie but goodie

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





SpacePig posted:

I think you were maybe reading some Junji Ito porn parody or something.

e: The Enigma of I'm-a-Gettin hosed

holy guacamole :lmao:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
This hole is for meeeeeeeee

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Where is this so I can party there?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

New Northern Boys video looking good.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I'm the really old guy who just doesn't know what the gently caress but he kinda likes it

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Given the brightness and quality of the light that is definitely happening right before noon

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Last time I had to renew my disability (government thought my leg might've grown back) One of the many many questions I had to answer is "Do you drink before noon?" And the doctor doing the questionnaire explained that it was basically a 1:1 translation of the British questionnaire and over there pubs open at like 10 or 11.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Is there a wrong answer to that question

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




When I was at uni in Glasgow a few times our first lecture of the day got cancelled and a guy on my course used to take us to a pub he knew that would serve you a pint at 9am, as long as you were also eating

So, chips and a pint at 9am. Good times

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Also when I moved to London I found some of the meat market / fish market worker's pubs which open early for the workers finishing their shift in the morning

A god send if you work a night shift yourself

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
When I was in London, "pub lunch" was two pints and a bag of crisps, then back to work. TBH it made the rest of the day kinda poo poo.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Field Mousepad posted:

This hole is for meeeeeeeee

I'm in-a da me-hole

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Dillbag posted:

When I was in London, "pub lunch" was two pints and a bag of crisps, then back to work. TBH it made the rest of the day kinda poo poo.

You have missed so many Wotherspoon's dry burgers by the sounds of things

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Amphigory posted:

You have missed so many Wotherspoon's dry burgers by the sounds of things

whats a dry burger?

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


My Spirit Otter posted:

whats a dry burger?

Take 140 grams of your finest English chuck beef (80/20) and form into a ball

Boil in 1200mL of water for 12 minutes, or until you’ve sang the entire song with all verses of God Save the Queen

Take yesterday’s scone and cut in half. Rub both sides with brown gravy and Worcestershire sauce.

Place burger ball on scone. Top with your most aged cheddar slice, 6cm thick. Bake in oven for 45 minutes or until the Bangers and Mash are done.

Serve, lukewarm, with a side of buggery

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

My Spirit Otter posted:

whats a dry burger?

Ben Shapiros favorite sex position.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is there a wrong answer to that question

I suspect a yes would've gotten me extra points as a mentally unstable alcoholic.

As is I was two points short of meeting the basic disability requirement and a such lost all my rights to medical assistance despite my general physical and mental health if anything being worse than it was the last time I took the test.


But of course the entire goal of the system is to weed out people and them hopefully dying.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FreudianSlippers posted:

I suspect a yes would've gotten me extra points as a mentally unstable alcoholic.

As is I was two points short of meeting the basic disability requirement and a such lost all my rights to medical assistance despite my general physical and mental health if anything being worse than it was the last time I took the test.


But of course the entire goal of the system is to weed out people and them hopefully dying.

Canada?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

THIS KILLS
MACHINE CYBERTRUCKS

WOMEN WANT FISH
ME FEAR ME

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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kiimo posted:

I mean, mafia worship by italians and non italians alike has always struck me as hosed up. If you've actually known any of these people like I have or unfortunately worked for them like I have, they are human garbage and not at all worth the hero worship they absolutely adore.

Criminals are….. bad?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

oldpainless posted:

Criminals are….. bad?

Woah woah woah I was told breaking the law was good and praxis, now I gotta consider fuckin nuance? This is loving bullshit. Fuckin mafia ruining it for everyone goddamn it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Or as Orson Welles put it

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/UHDNrGP.mp4

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

FreudianSlippers posted:




But of course the entire goal of the system is to weed out people and them hopefully dying.

i almost lost my ssi-d because a nurse thought i looked healthy enough to work after asking me what my occupation was at the dr office. i just dont answer the question anymore

The General
Mar 4, 2007



lol that other dog is just looking for any excuse to hop into the pool.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

BiggerBoat posted:

Where is this so I can party there?

It’s in my home town :cripes:

Coach & Horses, Scot Lane, Doncaster.

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ben Shapiros favorite sex position.

OUCH

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Amphigory posted:

Also when I moved to London I found some of the meat market / fish market worker's pubs which open early for the workers finishing their shift in the morning

A god send if you work a night shift yourself

Chicago has bars that open at 6 AM for this reason. Not many, but they are out there. Combine that with bars that close at 4 AM and you can drink 22 hours a day in bars here.

Bird in a Blender has a new favorite as of 14:29 on Apr 28, 2024

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Bird in a Blender posted:

Chicago had bars that open at 6 AM for this reason. Not many, but they are out there. Combine that with bars that close at 4 AM and you can drink 22 hours a day in bars here.
Yeah there’s a chain of bars/pool halls here that all run normal hours. Except the one in the medical center that opens at 7am.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
there's a few 6am bars here, can'y drink all day if you don't start in the morning

the 6am crowd is uh, unique.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I work overnights, it's funny when others are ordering coffee and i get a vodka cranberry

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

My Spirit Otter posted:

whats a dry burger?

A burger where you don’t add the pea wets

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Pretty sure bars just open and close whenever they feel like it in most countries. In fact, isn't the UK more restrictive than most, like they have to close after a certain hour? That's obviously why they have such a binge drinking problem, it's a race against the clock.

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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Meanwhile in Westford, Vermont...

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