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nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...
Do you look at it and feel like eating it?

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

nullandvoid posted:

Do you look at it and feel like eating it?

I'm not eating any more doctors

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


it's from a brazilian butt lift website, which is kind of a cake up

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I have never heard of brown Listerine

https://i.imgur.com/qWv50Bd.mp4

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have never heard of brown Listerine

https://i.imgur.com/qWv50Bd.mp4

Like the label says, brown is the original stuff. The blue/green minty ones came later.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have never heard of brown Listerine

https://i.imgur.com/qWv50Bd.mp4

You can actually use this one as an antiseptic on wounds! Don't use the blue or green one though.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have never heard of brown Listerine

https://i.imgur.com/qWv50Bd.mp4

It was the only kind for like a hundred years before they started doing minty flavors like other mouthwash brands. It was old enough they marketed it as a surgical antiseptic when that was still a novel idea, but it didn't commercially take off until they marketed it as a mouthwash.

I never tried the brown version, but I'm old enough to remember when mint was introduced.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Every hobo I've talked to that drinks the stuff calls it yellow Listerine, and prefers it to mint

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...
Pissterine

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i've drunk minty listerine before.

Still better than creme de menteh

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Scratch Monkey posted:

I have never heard of brown Listerine

https://i.imgur.com/qWv50Bd.mp4

It’s cab driver flavored

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

It was also a floor cleaner

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Milo and POTUS posted:

Still better than creme de menteh

Crème de Mentat would be a good user name

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






csammis posted:

Crème de Mentat would be a good user name

Wasn't there a poster with the name Crime De Menth?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have never heard of brown Listerine

https://i.imgur.com/qWv50Bd.mp4

I'm a weirdo and this is the mouthwash I prefer

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I remember when Listerine was sold in a heavy glass bottle wrapped in a paper cylinder :corsair: The guy in the TikTok is right, the original Listerine is no joke.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It'll take your head clean off.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I grew up with the amber Listerine. When they came out with mint it was too late, I already switched to normal minty mouthwash that doesn’t destroy your mouth.

Had to gargle that poo poo when I had a sore throat :negative:

That and salt water.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
In the early days of Pixar, they got contacted to make a Listerine commercial. This was back when yellow death was the only flavor. During a staff meeting one of the animators or engineers or whatever, some underpaid wunderkind smartass, picked up an open bottle that was in the room as a visual aid and chugged the whole thing in one go, causing all the executives to freak out.


He had previously replaced the Listerine with apple juice.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Ugh, apple juice

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/IRX3eOZ.mp4

Lmao at the ref

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Kid's a shoe-in for the WNBA

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Scratch Monkey posted:

I have never heard of brown Listerine

https://i.imgur.com/qWv50Bd.mp4

it's honestly weird for me to conceptualize, but the idea of mintiness = cleanliness is very new.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

the brown stuff was used as birth control back in the day, there were banned pamphlets that explained how women could wash themselves out after sex

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Glottis posted:

it's honestly weird for me to conceptualize, but the idea of mintiness = cleanliness is very new.

Mouthwash typically has as much alcohol as a decent brandy and should be sipped as such

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

AlmightyBob posted:

the brown stuff was used as birth control back in the day, there were banned pamphlets that explained how women could wash themselves out after sex

I think there was a scene in Boardwalk Empire showing that

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
The mint flavoring will absolutely destroy your gastrointestinal system and I'm sure damage a lot more in you if drank, so the hobo wisdom of only drinking the brown listerine is spot on.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Mouthwash typically has as much alcohol as a decent brandy and should be sipped as such

I know you're kidding, but I was curious. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listerine#Composition says it's only 21%.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Sippin on da browzzurp

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Scratch Monkey posted:

I think there was a scene in Boardwalk Empire showing that

there was yeah

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
when we were bored in basic training we paid a guy 20 bucks to chug one of the mid sized listerine bottles and the dude was wasted

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cartoon Man posted:

Sippin on da browzzurp

We call it ‘da freshy’ in these parts

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Amazon sells it but it now looks like piss.

https://a.co/d/4dEoQVK

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

My Spirit Otter posted:

when we were bored in basic training we paid a guy 20 bucks to chug one of the mid sized listerine bottles and the dude was wasted

You basically had him chug a bottle of a fairly strong wine.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

dialhforhero posted:

You basically had him chug a bottle of a fairly strong wine.

yea, it was p. funny lol

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Cartoon Man posted:

Amazon sells it but it now looks like piss.

https://a.co/d/4dEoQVK

That piss fantasy land wizard only it’s listerine.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Glottis posted:

it's honestly weird for me to conceptualize, but the idea of mintiness = cleanliness is very new.

Another weird one is the lightning bolt symbol. It represented danger and death for countless generations, up until it was chosen as the "battery charging" icon, and now it represents safety and peace of mind.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Tree Bucket posted:

Another weird one is the lightning bolt symbol. It represented danger and death for countless generations, up until it was chosen as the "battery charging" icon, and now it represents safety and peace of mind.

Unless there are two of them.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
When I was a kid my one friend's dad was so deep in toxic masculinity that it looped back around to earnestly listening to Macho Man by the Village People because he was a big macho guy. He would do poo poo like use a 40 year old push mower because making something easy is bad. He liked the brown Listerine because it tasted bad, and things should be difficult and uncomfortable.

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