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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


how is your mom by the way

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I like my holes without mysteries thank you


laid bare, so to say

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

I am coming in here to defend dropping toothpaste on your dick.

Sometimes I brush my teeth in the shower and I use too much toothpaste and a bit drips off while I brush and my dick is out there. It can happen to anyone.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

kiminewt posted:

I am coming in here to defend dropping toothpaste on your dick.

Sometimes I brush my teeth in the shower and I use too much toothpaste and a bit drips off while I brush and my dick is out there. It can happen to anyone.

if you want to simulate having a UTI just use dr bronner's peppermint soap

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

canyoneer posted:

if you want to simulate having a UTI just use dr bronner's peppermint soap

I bought this by accident last year. It's a real surprise!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

kiminewt posted:

I am coming in here to defend dropping toothpaste on your dick.

Sometimes I brush my teeth in the shower and I use too much toothpaste and a bit drips off while I brush and my dick is out there. It can happen to anyone.

Toothpaste? On MY dick?

It’s more likely than you think.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Fellas you don't have to pretend to drop toothpaste on your dick. You are adults, you are allowed to purposely put toothpaste on your dick

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

kazil posted:

Fellas you don't have to pretend to drop toothpaste on your dick. You are adults, you are allowed to purposely put toothpaste on your dick

Or gently caress the tube.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Nfcknblvbl posted:

I bought this by accident last year. It's a real surprise!

When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



They sell dickpaste separately. No need to get all lifehacks

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Leon Sumbitches posted:

When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport

The religious creed on the side of the bottle is odd, but Newport rear end-feel is worth it.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010


Really should have installed brakes on those cars I guess.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

The religious creed on the side of the bottle is odd, but Newport rear end-feel is worth it.

First paragraph in Dr Bronner's "history" section in wikipedia is extremely heavy

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



One man's search for meaning is another man's search for soap which promotes world peace

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

The religious creed on the side of the bottle is odd, but Newport rear end-feel is worth it.

Occasionally I am reminded that america is not just my country but with fewer marsupials and more guns.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

Leon Sumbitches posted:

When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport

Alive with flavor!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This is why I call my rear end Flavor Country.


Welcome to it.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

kiimo posted:

This is why I call my rear end Flavor Country.


Well, cum to it.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

canyoneer posted:

First paragraph in Dr Bronner's "history" section in wikipedia is extremely heavy

There's, uh, multiple paragraphs that fit that description

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Lobok posted:

Bro, why do you keep doing that with my toothpaste? You didn't "drop" it, man. I know a loving nurdle when I see one.

... a hypodemic nurdle?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Leon Sumbitches posted:

When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport

I like their soaps, especially the peppermint and the citrus. My dog loves the smell of the soaps too, he'll drag washcloths out of the laundry bin just so he can rub his neck in the aroma. They have good chocolate too.

https://www.drbronner.com/

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Unkempt posted:

... a hypodemic nurdle?

Are you somehow against all odds referencing the 1983 film Bog?

Sheriff Rydholm: "Maybe I'm dense, but what kinda thing would have a hypodemic nerdle for a mouth?"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Eucalyptus>Almond>Peppermint>No Flavor>Other Dr. Bronner

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Lobok posted:

Are you somehow against all odds referencing the 1983 film Bog?

Sheriff Rydholm: "Maybe I'm dense, but what kinda thing would have a hypodemic nerdle for a mouth?"

Could we have a Dracula running loose out there?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



ol qwerty bastard posted:

Some memes really are timeless



"She don't smell like low tide!"

counterpoint:

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

That toilet should mind his own business

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Soul Dentist posted:

Eucalyptus>Almond>Peppermint>No Flavor>Other Dr. Bronner

It is crazy to besmirch rose and lavender like this

Also I want to take this opportunity to remind people that Dr. bronners pure Castile soap is about 4x as concentrated as other consumer soaps, do your skin a favor and dilute it before using it on your body.

It's also an excellent choice for cleaning paintbrushes

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
DILUTE! DILUTE! DILUTE!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Rubber Chicken posted:

That toilet should mind his own business

He's a spokesperson for decency you hog

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Or gently caress the tube.

buddy,

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Heath posted:

He's a spokesperson for decency you hog

Toilet account spotted

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

It's also an excellent choice for cleaning paintbrushes
And for getting out fabric stains. Great on vacation when you've only packed so much and can't really afford to take a shirt or whatever out of rotation.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Rubber Chicken posted:

That toilet should mind his own business

I'm pretty sure he is.

E: he's in the piss and poo poo business, paper is right in his wheelhouse

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Tommy Toilet sez: poo poo in my mouth!

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Just lol at you freaks washing with overperfumed and over flavoured soaps that cause you physical pain from the chemicals. I use a dry loofah and sand out in the yard as god intended.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I am groomed daily by small birds that venture into my crevices

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

PainterofCrap posted:

"She don't smell like low tide!"

counterpoint:



Standing wiper heresy spotted

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Twice a week?

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I'm a small bird that lives in a crevice

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