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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Is this a Kyle Kinane quote? It sounds like it but I can't find it anywhere.

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Man I am all for population control but teaching our youth to enjoy Russian Roulette seems a mite harsh.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Remember the Olamo.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Dead Jedi posted:

This image isn't getting anywhere near enough love. It's not four images stitched together. It's one scene



I mean it's a great photo, I assume we've just all seen it a million times by now. When was that taken?

Edit: Looks like June 2013 is when it made the rounds on the internet at least.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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OKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMA!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Did they build this building then later add over a dozen new floors and somehow got the elevators going to those new floors too but didn't feel like getting a new panel?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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I wish there was just a game show called "The Floor is Lava!"

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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I'm just gonna repost this here because technically I posted it on imgur before I realized there was an eclipse photoshop thread in gbs. But since the first two entires are both goatse I want it to be seen by some classy funny picture enthusiasts.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Just lol if watching some dude gently caress your wife doesn't give you a massive hard-won. Marriage gets dull quick, spice it up you cucks.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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I didn't even notice the long straw at first. My eyes went straight to frumpy Bryan Cranston.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Zzulu posted:

Gotta cut out their eyes so their bodies get the proper chems so they wanna reproduce so we can make more shrimp to devour :getin:

We really are the worst species

I dunno, if some superior race came to Earth and enslaved the humans, cut out our eyes so we wouldn't be so vain and could just have fun loving each other for the hell of it, would it really be so bad?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Picnic Princess posted:

Glad all I had for breakfast today was noodles.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Comptroll The Forums posted:

Actually we just need a new comic to make fun of

Maybe something with six panels, just imagine the possibilities?????

Panel 5: Buckley lays down next to her on the hospital bed.

Panel 6: Bed collapses under the weight resulting in hilarious fall to the floor.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Picnic Princess posted:

I've got a brand new combine harvester!

I've got a brand new keyyyy

E:f,b Also I had never even seen that video already parodying that song. That's excellent.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Pershing posted:

rowsdowerinretirement.jpg

He would never leave Canada!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Well poo poo if they're the same price no one is going to opt for the Biting Booth. You gotta give us a deal to ponder!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Scathach posted:

In case anyone is wondering, those are Mormon name choices.

I thought mormons had to name their kids after people who died before their sci-fi religion existed so they can retroactively save their souls? Those don't look like old-timey names to me.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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dumb. posted:

Guys... it's made up.

Are we left with any sort of legal recourse? I already pasted the link to my wife and she was amused. How am I supposed to break this to her?

edit: Also first time I saw Gaffigan he was opening for John Pinette, I believe shortly after Seinfeld ended. I got a photo with him once and I was wearing my "My Grandma voted in West Palm Beach and all I got was this lousy President" t-shirt so must have been late 2001 that time. I liked him. I can't say his newer stuff is much better or worse than older stuff, it's just all the same so why bother? He did a good graduation speech for this old high school back in like 2005 I think, I only ever saw the transcript.

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Iron Crowned posted:

It just makes me want to go to a strip club tbh

But who needs the inconvenience of leaving the house? If only there were some sort of way to see boobies from the privacy of my own home. Ah well, a boy can dream.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Besesoth posted:

The "g" in GIF is pronounced the same as the "g" in Imgur.

Yeah people who assume it's pronounced like the G in "Graphics Interchange Format," that thing it's actually an acronym of, are dumb!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Jamesman posted:

Do you pronounce "jpeg" like "jay-feh-guh" then?

No I say jay-pee-gee because as others said I consider it an initialism. Have a jay pee gee:


Actually sad not funny. Bee sting

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Is it bad that the first thing I thought when seeing that dog was Jiminy Glick?


I... I bet he was just trying to get some of that sweet sweet honey.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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This amused me because Aziz Ansari actually is 35 right now. I assume he already saved up enough to retire since he's on a bit of a hiatus after the accusation in January.

Edit: and it looks like he just started doing stand-up again in NYC last week.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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ruddiger posted:

Black Phillip's living deliciously.

No boats here, so remove thy skiff.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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ubergnu posted:

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: the movie is looking good.

If you haven't seen this I thought it was pretty decent.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100519/?ref_=nv_sr_1

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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The MSJ posted:

Because a lot of people don't eat meat because they don't want to eat a living creature with have a nervous system or because animals bred for commercial meat are usually treated like poo poo, not to mention medical and religious reasons, not because they think leaves and fruits are superior to meat.

I believe the point the poster was getting at was why buy vegan "items" in the vegan section as opposed to just buying vegetables and eating a salad. And the correct answer is because there's no combination of vegetables I can mash up myself that gives me the illusion that I'm eating a really crappy breaded chicken patty on a potato roll. You also left out the environment as a great reason not to eat meat. BTW I love meat I just try not to eat much.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Did anyone else see Disobedience?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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I thought SUPER.EXE would be a cool comic book screensaver but now my computer is locked and demanding money.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Is there any way at all I can watch season one and two of this in America? I'm listening to Vision Australia which provides the audio track edited for the blind, which is less than ideal.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:




Hello, boys and girls
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats

Holy crap, my entire life I've thought it was Stinky Wizzleteaks.

Thanks, I guess?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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I thought the Thor argument made pretty good sense. Even though he's a thousand years old it's not like he's more mature than Natalie Portman's character. I always thought she was too smart for him.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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snergle posted:

nice new format for music i like. i love happy songs that are hosed up or depressing lyrically

Same but specifically upbeat ska songs about how life sucks and we should probably just kill ourselves.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Friend or Foe by The Forces of Evil is easily the most negative, nihilistic album I have ever heard but the music just sounds so happy.

That and other RBF albums were specifically what I was thinking of.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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ultrafilter posted:

What's the rest of the headline supposed to be?

I'm gonna guess and say "new mother"

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Jerry Cotton posted:

That poo poo he pulled with Jean Grey though :arghfist:

What's this referring to?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Jerry Cotton posted:

An X-Men storyline from when I was a kid (Hellfire Club and Mastermind controlling Phoenix specifically)

But Jim Varney didn't do his voice and that photo of him lacks Mastermind's beautiful mutton chops.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Any time it comes up it takes me at least a day or two to get the theme song out of my head.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Obviously Poopelyse meant to say Gleaming The Cube

It's so rare I see Gleaming the Cube referenced so thank you for this. I made my wife watch it a couple years ago and we both hate it.

Edit: and gifs! What a treat.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

i have no applicable skills outside violence

Big ups to everyone who spent a decade learning a martial art then the rest of their lives heeding the first thing you learned which was fighting is a last resort and always to be avoided.

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

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Hyperlynx posted:

I'm disappointed this did not cut to electronic music when she said "drop it".

I just wanted to see the Ghana funeral meme come back.

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