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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Zipperelli. posted:

I remember watching this some months back, and was crying laughing by the end. Proest of pro-clicks if you've somehow missed this gem.

Oh seriously, if you haven't watched this yet… the pro-est of click. That preganant silence as I'm waiting for you to laugh

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Pancho Jueves posted:

Of course, anything related to women would naturally be a broad category. :rimshot:

Dammit. Beaten like a 19th century wife

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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maybe put some portholes on it so our guys can shoot back

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

The entire cast of Blazing Saddles is dead, except for the actors who played Lyle, Harriet Johnson (our esteemed schoolmarm), and young Bart.

Mel Brooks is still alive you hack!

Blazing Saddles is my all-time-favourite-trapped-on-a-desert-island-choose-only-one-movie movie

Today I needed a cheap dry white wine for making risotto



slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Jerry Cotton posted:

I wonder what went into the assortment of Timo.

I want you to know this did not get missed and I appreciate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iklEkUU9Slo

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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One day I hope to be this happy. I must admit, just seeing this picture made me happy. Truly one for the #blessed thread

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Who What Now posted:

Tiddy probabilities

Probabilitiddies

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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I love that the text from the agent just refuses to acknowledge the interior.


hopeful Real Estate Agent posted:

A short walk to train station, schools, parklands and public transport.
Comprising 3 large bedrooms, 3 living areas, central bathroom, central kitchen, 2x outdoor balcony, cooling, heating, 3 split systems, window shutters, solar panels and lots more.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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kiimo posted:

Every callback to Blazing Saddles is problematic.

fight me

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Memento posted:

Yeah, in our defense, we have literally zero Mexican people here. No one in Australia would know what Mexican food was if it was tipped into their VB, let alone good Mexican food.

Mamasita in Melbourne is pretty reasonable. Good mezcal selection.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Phanatic posted:

That van is rolling probable cause.



I dunno who this Chris T. is but I bet their onlyfans is doing great.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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OMG I didn't realise they were doing gin now. Go the Tron!

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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nokternl posted:

Omg if I wasn't phoneposting I'd shop the Ukraine tractor hauling a tank

:utruck: :ukraine:

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Shithouse Dave posted:

You’re all just mad you don’t have Whitlock’s tomato chutney sauce, the superior condiment for everything but especially potato fritters and chip shop chips

Which is like 50% apple. Go on, look it up!

You're not wrong though, it is goddamn delicious.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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boofhead posted:

Imagine all the chips
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
And the sauce
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
And the meat
Ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee
And the cheese, the cheese, the cheese
The cheese, the cheese, the cheese
The cheese, the cheese, the cheese
The cheese, the cheese, the cheese
Oh

you're doing good work here friend, I see you and I appreciate you.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Barry Soteriology posted:

not exactly funny, but i watched this video recently, and newspaper chat makes me think some of you goons would find it interesting.


i dunno how to embed videos so here's a link. it's called farewell etaoin shrdlu.

this is fantastic! thank you

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I once told the dude at a wine tasting event that his wine tasted a bit like the way my dad's old ford grenada used to smell and he nodded enthusiastically like I'd just said something incredibly profound :confused:

Honestly this is a loving great tasting note. Smell is the sense closest linked to memory, so he was stoked he bought back your childhood memories of drinking wine in the back of your dad's Ford Grenada

Having done that job, but for whisky, dude was probably A. Hammered and B. Excited to hear something original.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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A Moose posted:

My wife used to sell wine, and is just generally into it as a hobby. A lot of it is the way that unstable chemicals drift around and mix with each other to make tastes and smells that are not related to the ingredients (grapes, yeast, alcohol, water). Since the smell is basically artificial and slightly random, it probably doesn't smell like anything in particular so your brain tries to attach it to something it recognizes. So it might taste like some kind of generic idea of fruit, but no one fruit in particular. Kind of like smell version of those memes that use AI generated images to let you see what having a stroke is like.

This is great and I'm going to use it for future events

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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upsidedown posted:

They got Harold Holt instead. Got confused by the HH on the Speedos.

:chefskiss:

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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IUG posted:

There’s also “Black Light Burns”, his solo project that he did early 2010s. The first album is good, but the second wasn’t .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRDwGp3LWU
This is some bonus track from the first album.

I was quite partial to the Crystal Machete album, I had no idea who he was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e72kgDIBSWk

I used to listen to it while playing some atmospheric roguelike and it worked 110% as a soundtrack.

fake edit: Necropolis! fun little game

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Now with more literary reference

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slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

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Nenonen posted:

Yeah, and for Butt Bible I wouldn't expect a picture focusing on the torso and head of a lady when Godatse would have been appropriate.

Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godatse

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