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The General
Mar 4, 2007


BrianBoitano posted:

How many of these are parodies and how many are real? If even one is real, that's good enough for me :reject:




Wait, am I the one going to work while masturbating, or is Sonic masturbating while doing e-sports? Or is it we're both masturbating while doing our respective jobs?

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


Istari posted:

Is this a :911: joke that I don't understand, or is it just a bird sitting on a football field ?

Looks like first down at 44.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I'm not explaining it because I'm fairly sure you're fuckin' with me. :colbert:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


The General
Mar 4, 2007


Sounds like super human samurai cybersquad. Which was terrible.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I can't tell fact from fake news anymore.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Double Punctuation posted:

Oh my God SHUT UP!

Sounds like you're thinking of assaulting somebody. I've already called the police.



The General
Mar 4, 2007


Bombadilillo posted:

Here a list of 10 reasons its making people go crazy. Number 7 will shock you.

I would like one reason. Any reason at all.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


The General
Mar 4, 2007


MizPiz posted:

In 50 years self-absorbed males will bitch about how "dressed down" society has become since men don't carry swords with them anymore.

I know I'll miss my sword.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Yup.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


china bot posted:

i always see this picture, did she say yes???

I think saying yes to that is how you end up murdered.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Arkannoyed posted:

Did the other 2/3 answer "Don't quit your day job"?

"Please quit your day job."

The General
Mar 4, 2007


hooah posted:

I don't get the KFC thing? Except maybe for the Herbs.

11 Herbs and Spice(girl)s

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Neigh means nay :colbert:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


RandomFerret posted:

There's something sinister about those.

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thisisthat/...-menu-1.4361633

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

Can we deport him to America?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Who What Now posted:

It's not stupid, it's a pun

I don't get it. Explain it to me.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Rough Lobster posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say all these weird hosed up voice folk song things are great in their own weird little way and here's some mongolian throat singing to help that theory along.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uf1lEawgTE

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I'm fairly sure his hat would would fly away due to the intensity of his screaming.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Does the albino have black friends?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


The General
Mar 4, 2007


Memento posted:



"poutine" in a restaurant in New Jersey

really, what were they expecting

My only issue is why isn't the gravy on top of the cheese? And why so little gravy?

Edit: Well, the biggest issue is that this is a restaurant item.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

You don't use kraft singles for poutine you philistine.

I do agree, but if all you have at home is singles and a packet of brown gravy, I could see it happening. Like I edited though, it has no place in a restaurant.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah, I live quite near the center of Houston, and the bakeries I know of are just sweet shops. If there are any regular bread bakeries, I'd probably have to drive past at least a Fiesta, Target, and Kroger to get to them.

Also, I'd like to amend my previous statement, it's not just gay manga set in bakeries. There's so many comics about a person of either gender leaving their old life behind to go work in a bakery and then falling in love with and loving the head baker. I wouldn't have thought that was a stock romance plot, but I see the appeal.
I worked in a bakery for 7 or 8 years. I don't see the appeal.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfk-a1JZMbU

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Doctor Malaver posted:

You mean husky ejaculating into socks and husband eating them and making GBS threads them out OR husband making GBS threads into socks and then husky eating them and ejaculating?

I am looking for this picture. It appears to have disappeared off imgur :(





The General
Mar 4, 2007


They're both spayed/neutered, so what does it matter?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Yeah, stop in a blind corner to check for wildlife. Seems smart.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I will never forget this whole sequence.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7x-RGfd0Yk

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Bored posted:

This turned out to be a photoshop. I was disappointed.

It's easier to just assume everything is a photoshop.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I wanna know what that one dude is looking for in the urinal.

Edit:

The General
Mar 4, 2007




The General
Mar 4, 2007


The only thing more annoying than a vocal vegan is that one guy who stands up and loudly declares "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T EAT MEAT!!! I EAT SIXTEEN STEAKS A DAY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!"

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Phones have been able to call emergency numbers while locked since the T9 days. Joke doesn't make any sense :colbert:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


It's not surprising.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

You mean to say a law firm that represents Hardwick's in-laws was asked to investigate, they asked Chloe Dykstra to participate, she declined because she said it wasn't her intention to ruin his career, and they decided that was case closed...

If you're not going to follow it up, why say anything at all? I don't understand "Not to ruin any lives or anything, but Person X is a rapist and abuser. Please don't ask me about it, and please enjoy your day!"

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I thought pissing meat balls were a Stephen chow invention.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


DiggityDoink posted:

There's also Lauren Southern who was on a boat trying to stop refugees from entering Europe and then had to get said boat saved by their coast guard.

Fairly sure she also got banned from the UK for causing poo poo.

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The General
Mar 4, 2007



I woke up like this in my grade 10 science class. Only when I woke up, I also threw my glasses across the room.

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