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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

BrianBoitano posted:

How many of these are parodies and how many are real? If even one is real, that's good enough for me :reject:






Way more here: http://imgur.com/a/7IM1F

Biting Da Share Z0ne's style IMO.

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
There is/was.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

whiteyfats posted:

I only posted the fast food mafia pic because Ronald as the Don makes me laugh for some reason. :downs:

The McDon

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Glasses kid walkin' in like a boss.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought we were past flip phones even for burners?

Well you don't want to get Playa dust in your iPhone 7.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

quote:

Like body odor, your rock-hardness goes away following a shower but only for a relatively short while. And that’s just the way I like it: Musky. Dirty.

Same.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

The best part is they're actually right - classical audiences were WAY more punk rock back in the day. Rite of Spring caused a riot.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Flaggy posted:

What. the. gently caress.

Coca Cola bbq sauce is like... a Thing in the South so it sort of makes sense?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

How are there not like five million EDM tracks that have already sampled this

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
If we had an American monarchy maybe people would feel like we had the "attending lots of parades and squinting at disasters" functions of government covered and the President wouldn't be expected to do all that poo poo and could spend that time governing.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Granted, this is a concept from a more innocent time.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
That's also true of regular vitamins.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Yeah, the third set of legs in back are the kid's. Took me a minute to parse it out though.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Just in case anyone was wondering what a cock hole cover looks like:



Dude, NWS that

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

PCOS Bill posted:

Picnic Princess approves of BDSM furries in full fursuits with ballgags in public

Unironically better than cargo shorts.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Seeking a good recipe for chicken porm

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Holy poo poo he even has a cigar.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

I love how every alt right groups flags are just recoloured nazi flags with something else replacing the swastika.

How are these guys not nazis again?

The worst part is that they've replaced the swastika with "KEK".

History will not be kind to us.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Shrapnig posted:

Then why even bring it up?

Because the article did and it was, indeed, kind of weird?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Rayjenkins posted:

All 24/7 news is trash I don't know why people can't laugh at the funny dump truck image.

Because the source is extremely suspect.

Much like CNN.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Garrand posted:

You'd be surprised how often people don't think to do that. My favorite is people who come in "Oh I'll just eyeball it." Good fuckin' luck.

Next thing you know it's Tuesday (it isn't Tuesday) and you've bought an iPhone and a piano, broken your arm, your girlfriend says to never contact her again and you've lost your job.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Forensics were a bit shoddy at the time.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
So in this scenario do the Romans still just have those goofy little swords or what

EDIT: And how many bullets does Jesus have? Surely he would end up just emptying the clip and then he's just as hosed as before.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Trig Discipline posted:

She's giving you store brand blow jobs? Dude, sever.

CTF's wife's blow jobs are mass produced on a factory line.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
This kills the monkey.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
E: double post

Chitin has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Dec 6, 2017

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I'm pretty sure we covered that somewhere in the 86 credits worth of classes I had to pass to earn my master's degree.


Even at their smoothest, when stroking away from the ampullae of Lorenzini at 0 degrees relative to an imaginary longitudinal line along the vertical middle of the body of the shark, they're only "pretty smooth," and definitely not the smoothest thing known to exist.

"Pretty smooth" compared to stroking them in a different direction.

"Smooth as HELL" compared to stroking anything else on earth.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Factors: smooth or smoother.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Tuberculosis, a popular turn of the century disease.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
It's cool to like things, but "fans" are the loving worst.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
They didn't get any money from McDonald's though - in fact the whole McDonald's szechuan promotion really carefully avoided mentioning any official tie in with the show.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

LOL @ Fiverr trying to take some sort of "for the workers" stance when they're the epitome of the race-to-the-bottom global gig economy.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Odds on this photo being for this guy's Tinder profile?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Guy Goodbody posted:

You don't need that. No one needs that. "Pooh Noir" is not something that needs to exist.

If your pooh is noir you should go see a doctor.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

captainOrbital posted:

Don't be jealous of how professional this motherfucker is dressed.

(Not pictured: A tiny banker's collar and power tie on each leg, just below the knee)

And here I just thought it looked like a handjob and moved on.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Maybe it's a horse size spider with fewer legs tho.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
You can also get those on every street corner in New York and they are every bit as delicious as they look.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

CainFortea posted:

I'd seen a thing about how Taylor Swift and Kanye were organizing their online spat to drive more interest.

This seems fairly obvious.

Especially once you know what "kayfabe" means.

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

VanSandman posted:

Wait, are your pictures funny if and only if you have some VERY SPECIFIC knowledge? Because this is actually a funny picture but only if you know way too much about 40k.

Please explain, as GG should have done.

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