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Picnic Princess posted:We've all had times we wished one of those existed. The sad thing is, neither of these are toilet plungers. 
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trickybiscuits posted:This picture made me so happy I almost cried. (My giving up junk food for Lent may have been a bad idea.) Potato chips are junk food. This is high quality Swiss Chocolate.  Look how wholesome this is! It's practically health food! 
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New Heracross evolution looking good.
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I went to the thrift store today. After I put it down an Asian lady snatched it up and looked at me resentfully.
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Who What Now posted:My dad had a subscription to Playboy that he kept in the bathroom. My porn was crisp, fresh, and constantly updated. And shared with your dad 
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Apr 10, 2017 06:08
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The truth is meowt there.
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Apr 10, 2017 23:07
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Chard posted:
Just FYI, you need to be killed with fire
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Apr 24, 2017 05:40
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Eddie Izzard posted:🎵 God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off...🎵
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Having a name that's not pronounced correctly is the worst. My name ends in -ey, but is supposed to be pronounced like -y. I've basically given up correcting anyone. My wife kept her maiden name because of this.
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B.H. Facials posted:My father, grandfather, and grandfather's father are all name Bernard and this is how it's pronounced. We're American. Were you not a good enough baby to inherit the name? If you're female you could still make it work, I think.
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I've played this game, but I don't get the joke.
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Aug 10, 2017 04:55
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china bot posted:this place is I need to go here. When I was small there was a giant pirate ship in Reading, but I was never allowed to play on it because, according to mom, "bums pee in it"
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Phanatic posted:It's not that baaaaaad. Woold ewe please stop?
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That pussy's gonna be like *Sploosh*
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Memento posted:Size 00 or 000 baby shirts basically fit cats perfectly, and if they have stitches or a dressing it's a nicer way of stopping them from chewing than a Cone of Shame. How many cats are you up to? This makes sense if we consider people with more than 5 cats to fall under the "poly" umbrella
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Kheldarn posted:Too much text, not enough funny pictures. I hope the Mega Rule comes back. What is that?
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Mammal Sauce posted:Non-driving millenial spotted Learned to drive at 27 (2011) Actually obtained car at 31 (2015) I thought it was some kind of heavy spotlight with two handles.
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Sexual Aluminum posted:The rich get richer I was all ready to post Vimes_boots.txt
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Nov 6, 2017 22:49
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Wait, when did DS9 crossover with the x-men?
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RatHat posted:Nah I think that's TNG from This comic. Amazingly it's not the first time the X-men and Star Trek had a crossover Worf is wearing command red, which he got after Way of the Warrior, Part II. There's also the DS9 style grey shoulder pads. I guess he was visiting, or something. Maybe when they were patching up the Defiant after First Contact. Edit: the TOS crossover was entirely worth it for this: 
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Sound Mr. Brown posted:how do travel agents exist in TYOOL 2017? I'm kind of a control freak about our trips. I like to exhaustively research places to stay, restaurants, things to do and pick the ones that will be most fulfilling for us personally. This usually ends up completely awesome, and there's plenty of leeway to do whatever the gently caress we want. Then we suddenly found ourselves with an opportunity to go to Ireland, on short notice, while we were organizing our wedding. I had nothing left. Sometimes you need to be able to call someone and say, "...make it go, please. We like things that are nice." It worked out pretty well for the most part. They sent us a selection of itineraries, we knew literally nothing about Ireland, so we picked the one that seemed to have a good selection of nature and old things. We ended up seeing some really cool stuff we would never have heard about on our own.
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Hyperlynx posted:Yeah, they wrote a whole song about it! You know, "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray!" Ahem. There's a thing on the reef, with big shiny white teeth - it's a Moray If he's big and he's mean, and he's slimy and green - it's a Moray Put your hand in the crack and you won't get it back - It's a Moray When you're movin' your hands, best take care where they land - Watch for Morays Fun and Educational! ...it takes a while to get out to the reef and they need to fill the time somehow.
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Picnic Princess posted:Can you burn a Luigi board?
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Nov 13, 2017 11:25
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trapped mouse posted:"My friend used to be in a hs animation club and she said one of the members tried to pitch this for their film. I’ve had this for 4 years." I feel it's important to note that I started laughing before enlarging the image. 1. Does that say sexual poo? 2. Why does she cross things off and then write the same thing below? 3. Does she like boobs? 4. Does that say sexual poo?
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Parrotine posted:God drat this needs more love I'll inform Parliament.
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Flight twelve-o-fur.
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Aesop Poprock posted:This seriously doesn't strike me as a good combination  This is at least two dating red flags.
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turn it up TURN ME ON posted:The ability to feel and express joy and a love of horses? Love of horses and alcoholism.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'll stop killing when sharks stop killing.  They've stopped.
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The first time I was in a thread and people were saying how much CBT helped them with their issues was a surreal experience.
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I'm thinking Jupiter and Saturn to the right, and maybe Mercury to the left?
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PittTheElder posted:For god's sake what in the gently caress is wrong This is not a very good haiku.
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Karate Bastard posted:That's seriously the unsexiest thing I've ever read. "Do you have any dildos in depleted uranium?"
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syscall girl posted:What's that twitter account where it's basically g*d throwing his hands up in the air and saying "fine, make a platypus, see if I care" I would contend that it's the animals which are not platypus that are mistakes.  Also, a funny picture for this, the cat genetics thread:  http://i.imgur.com/SaOG3j1.jpgEdit: fixed, sorry Beachcomber has a new favorite as of 01:43 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Mister Mind posted:All I know is if you pet a cat from the tail toward the head, it is often not smooth but rather sharp and pointy. Say it with me: Every cat is completely sharp no matter what angle you're touching it from
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