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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

What on earth?

How did

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I've tried to find an original source on how to draw tangent lines in the correct angle but all I could find was derivative works.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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What in the feck?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Auntie no. Don't bring up catfucking in discussions. Bad auntie.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I'm the brief pantsu freeze frame for no reason

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Memento posted:

Vegemite is not only incredibly important for your daily diet, its cultural significance cannot be understated.

Weaponized food rations.

Like Dwarven bread. None of that lembas poo poo.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Roo burger is deece. If you want to know how it tastes imagine eating bambi.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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johnnyratbastard posted:

Let's also not forget that gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/new-zealand-gardening-law-hoax

That ain't so bad. In Aussie it just straightup kills you and no law involved. Only mad men garden in Aussie.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I'm real excited about my care package now. Thanks, Gromit!

thomit

Thanks to your post I now pronounce "Gromit" like "Obama".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Double Bill posted:

Don't do sleep
Get eight hours of drugs



e: btw that's Vance LeHorn, from one of his short-lived runs for senate.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Mar 26, 2017

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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So there was a link that you could click if you wanted to know more. Why are you doing this to me.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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He is Madmartigan you idiots and so is my firstborn.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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That's possibly genius, because it looks like a mistake but isn't. Is it? What is it?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

This was epic.

Haha surprise pun from out of nowhere lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Or spam bacon sausage and spam, or spam egg spam spam bacon and spam, or spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I'm Patrick's Middletoning intellect.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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10 Beers posted:

E: just had a lifesaver. Can confirm, it tastes like old lady perfume.

:raise:

Coincidence?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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So it's fruit and poison?

One for two, none too shabby.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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gbut posted:

Wealth is not absolute, it's relative. And the biggest ratio you can get with rich:poor is to have it anything:zero. That is the capitalism end game.

Is this the "singularity" that I've been hearing about?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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God: Stop it Craig. Stop it. Put some clothes on. Seriously. No? Ok have it your way

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I'm the footlong dong / deez nutz cap combo.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

Gunsafes are a thing.

Can't have gunsafe without unsafe

:backtowork:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Just type anything in there. Pediatricians are reeeal gullible you know.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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It's like I'm reading DnD.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Yiff.

Yiff all of you.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I don't think she inflated it enough.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Bottom line ninjas hide whereever the hell they please and stab you to death whereever the hell they please. Also ninjas have very strange preferences.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Trust a filthy liar to not even lie correctly

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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B.H. Facials posted:

Nah, I was blessed with another family name. Hirem.

What's the B for?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Choco1980 posted:

What about the time koko threw a tantrum, ripped her sink off the hinges, and then claimed her kitten did it?

Koko1980

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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The Great Burrito posted:

vitamin, a mineral

Yeaup. Yeah. Yeaup yup yup. Now what are some more words I've hurd.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Failmale

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Lifehack thread is thataways.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Fucks sake you know as well as I he's gonna bathe in that once he can get that bad boy home, or make an injection mold replica of his colon with it oh yessir

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Or his ex is in it

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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RFC2324 posted:

True, which is why the solution to the whole 'it stops working if you get a lot of painkillers' can't be fixed simply by taking more.

Sorry for dragging this on further, but I thought morphine was ok to just up the dose as long as you're in pain? Like, a dose that'd kill a dude dead and lightsout their breathing reflex might just be a good start on chilling out a burn victim? So sure if your dumb rehabilitated junkie rear end gets dipped in acid or something at some point you just get the family size keg of chill pills and you're fine? No?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I hear Russia have them on sale from time to time. Usually come with a pharmacy too.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Cartoon Man posted:

That's a pretty clever way to cover up a bad tattoo.

I particularly like that they chose to make the Hike acknowledgement explicit.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Do you want to eat with a spoon? Well that's not how you do that.

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