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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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syscall girl posted:

Will Farrell thinks he's better than it but I've got news for you Will

you talkin poo poo about bewitched

because i will cut you fam

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Simultaneously weird and funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nss_2_rwdE


Like, what's your vendetta against bacon? Did someone you know get murdered by a pig? Bacon allergy that makes you irrationally angry?

Also, that dessert looks bomb, not enough candied bacon IMHO

Holy gently caress, it's Morte. :hb: :updatedmyjournal:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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ToxicFrog posted:

It's way too polite to be Morte. :colbert:

He's just feeling out whether this current incarnation is crazy or not.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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whiteyfats posted:

I was unaware of that! Thanks, poster Guy Goodbody!



COME ON, I HAVE A JOB TO DO TEDDY. I ALREADY TURNED YOUR TIMER OVER TWICE, WORK WITH ME HERE, AND PUT DOWN THE GUN.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Phlegmish posted:

There is a surprisingly large number of memes that are dependent on not knowing how to pronounce German words

it worfs flamen lol

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Who What Now posted:

If you can't ferment your own liquor out of raisins you aren't cut out for the Russian military.

When potato goes bad, proper Russian still eat potato, drink its juice, and then learn to love rotten potato juice. Raisin? Raisins are for American sheep too fat to enjoy rotten potato. Eat grass, American! Good Russians drink rotten potato juice for the glory of the motherland!

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Nov 26, 2007

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Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a stick

btw, i'm mainly gonna be posting horse stuff in the immediate future, so I hope y'all are ok with that.

me irl right now



Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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welp, that's it for western civilization

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Kennel posted:

I wonder what the history books will tell about our time in 2217.

"Liberals hated the god-emperor, tried to hate on him, got their fake history banned. Sad!"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Those fools at the Wisconsin Humane Society have ended a noble bloodline!

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Nov 26, 2007

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Hirayuki posted:

My woods porn was a couple of magazines behind the shrubs next to a Catholic church, when I was in sixth grade, maybe, at the attached school. Kind of a horrifying thing to find there, of all places, and during recess, no less.

One of the magazines was left under a cardboard box supported by a stick with a line tied about it leading to a sweating, hyperventilating priest

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Ssssssselfie.

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They would be pettable spiders, which means they would be less scary.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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He looks like someone kept hitting "randomize" in the Dark Souls character creator.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Bombadilillo posted:

This is shaped like Texas. Fitting.

Even the forehead are bigger in Texas.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I didn't know United had a subway division.

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Nov 26, 2007

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"Try all you want, you ain't getting that sword back."

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Mullet: The Suit

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I prefer their talking toaster line, myself.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Ooh, a parfait!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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GET INSIDE ME YOU BEAUTIFUL POISON

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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The Librarian is a nurturing, caring sort.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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That's not entirely inaccurate. One of my bosses is a fifty-something grandmother who is as much a Christian redneck stereotype as can be imagined, and even she loved Deadpool.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I can only wonder how many of these "stupid poors" came from uneducated households, and how many of those came from other uneducated households, and how long it has gone on. Five dollars doesn't sound like a lot of money at first thought, and it's not unreasonable to think that's a decent price for a filling meal with no cleanup and no effort and unlimited soda refills, and so it goes on that the person continues to drop twenty bucks a meal without realizing how much they're spending and how much they could save by eating at home. This doesn't excuse them for being wasteful, but it helps us to understand why, especially since parents and schools often neglect to teach basic logic and critical thinking skills; they might instill the ability to do math, but they don't always impress ways to apply it.

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Nov 26, 2007

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mds2 posted:

If people didn't put them up their urethrae that company would have gone bankrupt 100 years ago.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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The Bloop posted:

reading your post made my peepee hurt

I hear that far too often :smith:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Lime Tonics posted:

I know it is not a picture, but it is funny,

Goat Fart Scares Kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9V5wzWv6gM

besides, I posted the cat snake.

actually they are called "ferrets"

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Nov 26, 2007

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whiteyfats posted:



Which one of y'all is this?

i am the one who fails to understand cosplaying to fit her bodytype

also donald trump

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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wayfinder posted:

Huh? Which one is that

the one standing in front of the pink teddy thing

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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RatHat posted:

That would be a cute charger if you weren't receiving electricity from Pikachu's butthole.

Where else would you get it?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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SOMEONE CALL LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA

I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A FOLLOW-UP TO HAMILTON

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Nov 26, 2007

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

I know back in my day we clamored for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark where the fetid rot of corpses was implied and the art left us gleefully terrified. None of this farting pixel nonsense! :corsair:

I heard in recent reprints they changed the art to be as bland as the stories they're based upon. :(

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Picnic Princess posted:





I have this book. The photos are from June 8, 1984. The caption for the cover is this:


I'm also a fan of this one:



That is a cute story and a cute and funny picture. He wanted to get his cat in the picture. :3:

It looks like my cat too, even down to the expression of long-simmering hatred.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Enough with the chronospacial anomaly, I just found Dr. Banner in that pic.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Agreed.

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WaffleStomper posted:

Holy poo poo hahahaha
are there more of these?

some content:


Very funny with the captions, rear end in a top hat. Don't you know how tasteless it is to mock someone in the midst of a seizure?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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"Maybe... maybe Black Lives do matter after all." :copunsmith:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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You need to chew your food better.

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Paladinus posted:

Turtles aren't real, you idiot. Ha-ha how can you be so stupid?

BITCH I WILL loving END YOUR WORLD

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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TontoCorazon posted:

It's just like a Kenyan to be riding a lion :rolleyes:

Which reminds me, how is your mother?

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