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syscall girl posted:Will Farrell thinks he's better than it but I've got news for you Will you talkin poo poo about bewitched because i will cut you fam
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 09:58 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Simultaneously weird and funny Holy gently caress, it's Morte. :updatedmyjournal:
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 02:50 |
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ToxicFrog posted:It's way too polite to be Morte. He's just feeling out whether this current incarnation is crazy or not.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 04:18 |
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whiteyfats posted:I was unaware of that! Thanks, poster Guy Goodbody! COME ON, I HAVE A JOB TO DO TEDDY. I ALREADY TURNED YOUR TIMER OVER TWICE, WORK WITH ME HERE, AND PUT DOWN THE GUN.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 08:31 |
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Phlegmish posted:There is a surprisingly large number of memes that are dependent on not knowing how to pronounce German words it worfs flamen lol
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 08:19 |
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Who What Now posted:If you can't ferment your own liquor out of raisins you aren't cut out for the Russian military. When potato goes bad, proper Russian still eat potato, drink its juice, and then learn to love rotten potato juice. Raisin? Raisins are for American sheep too fat to enjoy rotten potato. Eat grass, American! Good Russians drink rotten potato juice for the glory of the motherland!
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 14:59 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's a stick
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 08:03 |
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welp, that's it for western civilization
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 13:22 |
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Kennel posted:I wonder what the history books will tell about our time in 2217. "Liberals hated the god-emperor, tried to hate on him, got their fake history banned. Sad!"
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 13:45 |
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Those fools at the Wisconsin Humane Society have ended a noble bloodline!
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 12:51 |
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Hirayuki posted:My woods porn was a couple of magazines behind the shrubs next to a Catholic church, when I was in sixth grade, maybe, at the attached school. Kind of a horrifying thing to find there, of all places, and during recess, no less. One of the magazines was left under a cardboard box supported by a stick with a line tied about it leading to a sweating, hyperventilating priest
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 14:05 |
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Ssssssselfie.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 01:03 |
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They would be pettable spiders, which means they would be less scary.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 15:34 |
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He looks like someone kept hitting "randomize" in the Dark Souls character creator.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 09:12 |
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Bombadilillo posted:This is shaped like Texas. Fitting. Even the forehead are bigger in Texas.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 14:33 |
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I didn't know United had a subway division.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 02:56 |
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"Try all you want, you ain't getting that sword back."
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 12:16 |
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Mullet: The Suit
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 15:05 |
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I prefer their talking toaster line, myself.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 02:41 |
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Ooh, a parfait!
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 11:55 |
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GET INSIDE ME YOU BEAUTIFUL POISON
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 12:54 |
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The Librarian is a nurturing, caring sort.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 21:53 |
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That's not entirely inaccurate. One of my bosses is a fifty-something grandmother who is as much a Christian redneck stereotype as can be imagined, and even she loved Deadpool.
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 00:46 |
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I can only wonder how many of these "stupid poors" came from uneducated households, and how many of those came from other uneducated households, and how long it has gone on. Five dollars doesn't sound like a lot of money at first thought, and it's not unreasonable to think that's a decent price for a filling meal with no cleanup and no effort and unlimited soda refills, and so it goes on that the person continues to drop twenty bucks a meal without realizing how much they're spending and how much they could save by eating at home. This doesn't excuse them for being wasteful, but it helps us to understand why, especially since parents and schools often neglect to teach basic logic and critical thinking skills; they might instill the ability to do math, but they don't always impress ways to apply it.
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 12:44 |
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mds2 posted:If people didn't put them up their urethrae that company would have gone bankrupt 100 years ago.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 12:46 |
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The Bloop posted:reading your post made my peepee hurt I hear that far too often
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 14:04 |
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Lime Tonics posted:I know it is not a picture, but it is funny, actually they are called "ferrets"
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 04:27 |
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whiteyfats posted:
i am the one who fails to understand cosplaying to fit her bodytype also donald trump
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 15:34 |
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wayfinder posted:Huh? Which one is that the one standing in front of the pink teddy thing
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 17:00 |
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RatHat posted:That would be a cute charger if you weren't receiving electricity from Pikachu's butthole. Where else would you get it?
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 21:48 |
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SOMEONE CALL LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A FOLLOW-UP TO HAMILTON
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 09:46 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:I know back in my day we clamored for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark where the fetid rot of corpses was implied and the art left us gleefully terrified. None of this farting pixel nonsense! I heard in recent reprints they changed the art to be as bland as the stories they're based upon.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 12:52 |
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Picnic Princess posted:
That is a cute story and a cute and funny picture. He wanted to get his cat in the picture. It looks like my cat too, even down to the expression of long-simmering hatred.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 07:25 |
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Enough with the chronospacial anomaly, I just found Dr. Banner in that pic.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 21:50 |
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Agreed.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 12:09 |
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WaffleStomper posted:Holy poo poo hahahaha Very funny with the captions, rear end in a top hat. Don't you know how tasteless it is to mock someone in the midst of a seizure?
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 08:57 |
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"Maybe... maybe Black Lives do matter after all." :copunsmith:
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 23:18 |
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You need to chew your food better.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 07:31 |
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Paladinus posted:Turtles aren't real, you idiot. Ha-ha how can you be so stupid? BITCH I WILL loving END YOUR WORLD
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 07:54 |
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TontoCorazon posted:It's just like a Kenyan to be riding a lion Which reminds me, how is your mother?
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 13:55 |