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Johnny Aztec posted:I think the problem is, in cartoons, they'd use a sink plunger for the toliet. I thought the "sink plunger" was fine for older style toilets, like much older style. It's only the toilets with the keyhole shaped drains that need the other one. Doesn't matter though. I've always needed this one. 
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PaulBearer posted:Making fart sounds with your rear end is pretty much the same as 99% of YouTube comments. He was destined to be Billy Dee Williams cousin?
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Mar 8, 2017 18:44
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Ak Gara posted:Dead owners. I'm not even loving joking. Still funny, though. Cats: the most practical pet.
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Mar 9, 2017 15:33
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Just no. Like, it's literally a desert with a piece of bacon stuck on top of it. Not bacon bits or bacon broken up into smaller pieces. Nope. Just grab one off the griddle and slap it right on there. Someone actually said, "You know what this needs? Bacon." And other people agreed. And they put it on the menu. I had a piece of peanut butter pie for desert. No bacon.
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Mar 13, 2017 21:08
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its all nice on rice posted:My mom turns 60 this year, doesn't know the difference between a playstation or Xbox, shouts when on Skype or using speaker, and even she refuses to have a flip phone. I refuse to toss out my original Motorola flip-phone. it doesn't work because the networks don't support whatever old rear end protocol is uses and it has a screen like a calculator from 1976, but it is beautiful and a pinnacle of what made mobile phones awesome back in the day. Like, I don't use it for anything, but I like to look at it and sometimes pretend it's a Star Trek ToS communicator.
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Mar 24, 2017 18:45
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IUG posted:What is that that's picked up? As someone who worked at an amusement park that regularly had people die at it, I got worried that guy was going to get a fatal uppercut. Read it as Lake Comupance at first and was mildly amused. Snail eating a cucumber. 
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Mar 24, 2017 22:03
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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:I call in to question the wholesomeness of any thrift store that even has an underwear section. Every thrift store that has a clothing section?
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robotsinmyhead posted:I'm glad this woods porn thing came up. I thought this was some sort of isolated incident. I've seen some poo poo, man. I was closer to the city, no woods. For porn, you had to pay a visit to the PTSD-scarred Vietman Vet and watch his well-worn VHS tapes with him. I never did because ew. Edit to add funny picture. 
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The Archaic posted:The Christian preaching faculty of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary. Good trigger discipline though.
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Hippie Hedgehog posted:
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Guy Goodbody posted:Greg Land often has trouble matching expressions to what's supposed to be going on in the comic, mainly because he has a limited number of images to trace That explains a lot. I have a couple of things he did and I wondered that about the faces. Just made me go "huh." Edit: Also, ew.
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ultrabindu posted:lol this guy is the very definition of hack fraud I made it out of the "tracing naughty pictures" phase before I made it out of high school. What's this guy's excuse? It pays the bills?
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cnut posted:
Yep. Sure is. Not sure why I expected anything else.
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Farting on a dandelion gone to seed. Really.
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CainsDescendant posted:I remember when I was in high school Huckabee took away our soda machines because he had just lost a lot of weight and thought that kids shouldn't be allowed sugary drinks, the meltdown that followed was pretty ugly. A couple of weeks later we got our sodas back without comment. That's my Huckabee story, thanks for listening. Coke and / or Pepsi probably threatened him.
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Buff Skeleton posted:These are absolutely killing me: quote:Sometimes, in the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers whirl one over the roofs of strange dead cities toward the grinning chasm of Nis, it is a relief and even a delight to make the soup. that one made me wish .sig files were still a thing.
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Dungeon Ecology posted:being racist against your own race is edgy af It's called "reclaiming" and it is the height of progressivism. See "slut walks" etc. Like this image showcasing a tranny in the bathroom.  I can post this because I identify as an auto part.
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Roro posted:I'm willing to ignore that since it's a movie based on a game and there have been plenty of those over the years. Emojis, though? What the gently caress. LoL.
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May 26, 2017 19:23
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Wheat Loaf posted:Sony is reportedly convinced that the Emoji Movie will be a megahit on a level that will revitalise their movie production company and enable them to dictate terms to Disney regarding use of Marvel characters. [citation needed] because lol, wut?
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May 26, 2017 20:16
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Just some bros hanging out.
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May 31, 2017 21:19
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zoux posted:
At least the look on his face is appropriate.
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I think that Everclear eats through styrofoam cups [confirm/deny]?
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Das Boo posted:If your relationship success relies solely on your ability to make dad jokes, I'm in. Steam posted:Features Aleph Null has a new favorite as of 21:18 on Jun 19, 2017 |
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Jun 19, 2017 21:16
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Poe's Law.
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Tumble posted:I had to kill a whistlepig that was gonna eat my garden but i kinda regret it, they're pretty cute was it good eatin?
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Comptroll The Forums posted:That's not truly cyberpunk unless the AI also includes advertising. Man, now I really want Taco Bell.
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dialhforhero posted:Where is his dick? Does a dick get smaller when you get fatter? His legs are even crossed. http://www.medicaldaily.com/circumcised-men-and-obese-men-sometimes-end-buried-penis-what-it-318794 http://small-penis-facts.com/?page_id=111 Yes, there are picture. No, they are not funny.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wouldn't loving a stoma, I don't know, push it back in or something? I'm pretty sure a stoma is just a gross, drippy hole.
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The article seems to be a fiction or at least an embellishment to demonize homosexual men and scare people away from being gay.
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DontMockMySmock posted:Pakistan. The article above mentions Karachi. Or that gay people are horrible and deserve to be ostracized because "look at how they are, I see why he was kicked out" and if you let gay people wander around unchecked, your boys will start wearing dresses just to stay safe from dirty bum rushers ("think of the children!") rear end cancer. You get rear end cancer from butt sex. That's really the thing that clinched it for me. But we could argue this all day long. It is a weird article that reads poorly and could either be sincere, satire, or pants-on-head. Forgot a funny picure: 
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:Russia’s Volga River is the longest in Europe, with a length of around 3690 kilometres (2293 miles). That looks like something from Cult of the Sub-genius  Also, 
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fizzymercy posted:Because Clarissa is the ideal of child sexual abuse. That comic doesn't even remotely cover what it is actually like to be sexually abused. Frankly it is so on the nose it's painful, but not in a good way. Clarissa has an understanding that something is wrong and wants things to stop. That's an agency most abuse victims dream of. It's not realistic beyond it's moral statements. Clarissa is the superhero most abused kids wish they could have been. The realism doesn't shine until people ignore her or say she's being dramatic. It's a simplified version of what actual abuse looks like, and it makes the horror slightly relatable. It is a comic book version of a reality. Clarissa is cleansing if you're an abuse victim because she exemplifies how you want to react to your abuse. It isn't reality. It's a comic book, divorced of reality. Victims of childhood sexual abuse want to be brave and it never works out like you'd think. Clarissa makes this obvious, she's the superhero all abuse victims want. fizzymercy posted:Clarissa has an understanding that something is wrong and wants things to stop. That's an agency most abuse victims dream of. A tiny, young human, just learning their way in the world. Everything is new. If ever there is evil, it is in those who take pleasure in corrupting that and "teaching" a child how to be a willing victim as if that is normal. There is no God, but there is a Devil and its name is Man.
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:not slightly inaccurate historical facts. I miss your trivia section.
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The Moon Monster posted:I know right, the fact that a man just died tragically is distracting people from what is really important. Namely, that various posters on twitter, youtube, SA and etc are way too cool to have ever liked his dated band. I thought they were a hip-hop group for the longest time. They aren't, are they?
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nine inch nails was my drug of choice back in the day. "omg, something i can never have speaks to me, he uses the word 'loving' so it's really real, down in it, he totally gets me because like, I used to be up above it, but now I am down in it, wow, god money, drat straight capitalism is the root of all our ills" I wore that cassette out. I had to buy a second copy because the first one quit working.
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syscall girl posted:You need to get the remastered version. Don't be silly. I bought the CD as soon as a I had a Discman and bought the Remaster when it came out. I was a huge fangirl. I even bought the Quake 2 disk just for the soundtrack; that's actually how I was introduced to gaming (much to my chagrin). I even have some bootlegs of stuff like the demo cuts of a few of the pretty hate machine songs that are bit more electronic and pop-y (purest feeling, twist) and some surreptitiously recorded live albums. Also, nin's Supernaut cover.  Trent was so dreamy.
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syscall girl posted:
Okay, it was Quake 1 then. That was a very long time ago.
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Desert Bus posted:NIN never covered Supernaut, Trent did vocals on 1,000 Homo DJ's cover of Supernaut. So I should have said "Trent Reznor" and not "nine inch nails" but Trent Reznor is nine inch nails. He also did vocals for Suck with Pigface and then later recorded his own, superior version.  I'm running out of Trent Reznor related images.  Johnny Cash's Hurt was better than nine inch nails'. Edit: forgot the apostrophe. Aleph Null has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Jul 27, 2017 |
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