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Dennys is one of the worst restaurants I've ever been to but their commitment to memes is second only to the Sonic the Hedgehog twitter account. https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/835580148057452544
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That dog-sized sea spider is actually pretty cute.
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Lord Buckethead seems rather socially liberal for someone running with the conservatives. I guess hunting humans is fairly right-wing, but the stuff with bikes and face-coverings is never going to fly with the hardcore tories. e: I have been informed they are running as an independent. Skeleton Mom has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Jun 9, 2017 |
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Maybe by the third time someone makes that joke they'll do it right and ask if your phone doubles as a Hawaiian Honey Cake.
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Jun 26, 2017 11:01
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Can we get some unflattering photos of Daniel Tosh amended to his IMDB page or is that privelege only extended to women
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Jul 3, 2017 06:26
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That's not a man, it's one of those parasites that feeds off the POTUS's neck fungus.
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Jul 3, 2017 06:31
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If an Australian calls you "mate", you're probably about to lose a few teeth.
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Aug 15, 2017 05:52
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This is a fairly regular-sized sunflower. Maybe even on the small side. Those things grow to be massive.
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Sep 9, 2017 05:09
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It's not a drone anymore if it's manned, you moron!
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Sep 24, 2017 07:01
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Is this the reporter with disabilities Donald Trump was making fun of? Because it's a spot-on impression of his impression.
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Oct 5, 2017 21:23
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nerdz posted:At least it's not that spider that makes you die with a huge rear end boner Quelaag? Just keep attacking her body to break her poise and stay out of the lava. She's not that hard.
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You forgot the punchline. 15 minutes later he posts https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792
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Jan 3, 2018 02:52
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Y'all could just nuke silicon valley yourselves. Push back the robot apocalypse by a century. Stop President Zuckerberg before he's even in office.
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Brewmaster posted:I was going to photoshop "loss" into that box, but suddenly was overcome with ennui. Why are we still making the same joke 10 years later? Is there any meaning to life? How did I get to this sad place? Good god, I need a drink. i was thinking about Loss today, and the most incredible thing about it a decade later is that tim buckley managed to make something that made the world a better place
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Feb 2, 2018 20:52
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The fact that we're finally at a point where someone put an advertisement in space is viscerally upsetting to me.
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Feb 17, 2018 14:38
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i mean, ideally we don't bother with other planets and just hang out in a big ol space cylinder using centrifugal force to simulate gravity & mine asteroids for resources until the end of time but we should probably try to salvage as much of earth as possible while scientists work out the finer details
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Feb 17, 2018 23:47
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The Moon Monster posted:FYI Russia has launched rockets with the Pizza Hut logo on the side and had Cosmonauts film Cup Noodle commercials in space. This isn't really on the same level as Musk's car, which is approaching Carl Sagan's feared "billboards in space" in my opinion. Lots of people have used footage of space in ads, but to leave one up there has some ethical ramifications.
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Feb 18, 2018 07:54
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Barry Bluejeans posted:Okay. I was hoping to have a respectful exchange here, but you're clearly not interested in that. Bye. funniest post in this thread by a wide margin & it's not even a picture
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It makes sense since in an ideal world, you don't want people to be coaxed into buying copious amounts of alcohol because it's more economical. Of course, in civilized countries, capitalism doesn't care if you're buying enough to kill yourself so long as they're pushing more product.
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If you ask to buy the birdseed, the proprieter ushers you into a back room where there's just a guy in a bootleg Big Bird costume sitting on a folding chair next to a bottle of hand sanitizer.
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yeah a gender reveal is like, the opposite of a trans thing. it's the most white cishet thing imaginable, like a "sweet sixteen" or owning and maintaining a lawn
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Mar 27, 2018 20:49
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normal country
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Mar 28, 2018 01:18
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I'm pretty sure that's what Marmaduke was about.
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Mar 31, 2018 08:17
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I keep hearing promises of horny MILFs in my area but no action to make it a reality. Make sure you're registered to vote.
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Apr 3, 2018 14:06
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awooo
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The best argument I've heard for Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer is that there's never been any cryptographic notes sent to the police that are mad about being compared to Ted Cruz.
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Apr 12, 2018 03:09
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turns out millionaires and billionaires are parasites on society and should either be made to pay back their excess or led to the guillotine this isn't complicated folks
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Apr 17, 2018 07:19
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Nermal is trans.
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syscall girl posted:Actually an improvement since you can't see his hair and it almost looks like he has a waist If we know anything about Trump, it's that he's definitely a Hat Guy.
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Apr 26, 2018 19:55
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yo robin hook me up with some o that green stuff
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Apr 27, 2018 08:55
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here's your helpful guide to pedophile jokes pedophile jokes are funny when they're at the expense of the pedophile pedophile jokes are not funny when they're about the act of pedophillia itself punch the pedophile, not the children. thank you for listening
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Apr 28, 2018 17:11
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a very wet possum posted:that's funny because that's the opposite of my marriage. Very happy to hear your 2018 has been "two dogs loving" so far, though! Sorry about your garbage fire marriage.
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Apr 29, 2018 08:56
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2014 - horny on private 2016 - horny on main 2018 - horny on work 2020 - screaming for cock into a megaphone 2022 - uploading nudes to the hubble telescope
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May 6, 2018 02:23
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Cricket seems pretty bad, but the worst game? Tough competition. Does it even cause much permanent brain damage?
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May 6, 2018 18:03
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twoday posted:https://youtu.be/E_6d3JBBo4s Welsh Calvinball looks pretty good.
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May 6, 2018 18:46
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Cockermouth? I hardly
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May 10, 2018 01:52
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this is still in the top 5 funniest pictures i've ever seen and i will never tire of seeing it
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May 10, 2018 17:36
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I live on the coast of the pacific so I am absoltely going to be killed in a colossal earthquake or tsunami one day, but I reserve the right to stick my nose up at anyone who chooses to live somewhere with a Tornado or Hurricane Season and acts bewildered when everything they own is destroyed.
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May 15, 2018 21:44
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you grow up and people like the goatse man seem like old friends & you sincerely hope he's out there living his best life
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goatse man can never die. his butthole is immortalized in countless forms across space and time. alien civilizations digging through our remains will know him and revere him as we did
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