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"Bastian made many other wishes, and had many other amazing adventures - before he finally returned to the ordinary world. But that's... another story."
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Apr 27, 2017 11:56
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Because family comes first.
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May 2, 2017 07:28
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The family that lays together stays together.
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May 2, 2017 07:51
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The Bloop posted:is there something to "get" here or is this just some sort of absurdist art If you look at it like a smiley, 13 could be a butt and -0= could be someone about to tongue that butt. EDIT: Or receive a poop from the butt. What I'm saying is that - could be a tongue or poop.
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May 4, 2017 05:42
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Diabolical would be putting that sticker under one of those "Pay to charge" stations.
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Jun 8, 2017 03:25
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Dear Prudence posted:Burn the internet And nothing of value was lossed.
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Jun 15, 2017 08:14
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oldpainless posted:They just use his name. He didn't actually come back from the dead to review The Mummy It Stinks!
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Jun 18, 2017 05:20
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This sounds like a spell to get wasted in Harry Potter world.
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Jun 19, 2017 07:22
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Jamesman posted:There's gonna be a scene with a youn Han and a young Greedo, and Han will say "The next time you see me, you better shoot first before I get a chance to." He didn't. Jamesman posted:And then he'll walk past somebody frozen in carbonite and say "Boy I'd hate to be that guy!" He would be.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:54
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But if someone told me that was someone doing an impression of Jim Carrey doing impressions, I would believe him.
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Jun 24, 2017 11:15
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DontMockMySmock posted:Can someone please explain to me, a person who has never seen or heard Amy Schumer outside of the times in which she's completely derailed this thread and others, what the loving deal is? Why does this random comedian in particular cause so much misogyny and derailing? If this image is a photoshop (which I doubt, since this version is present on IMDB), where's the original? Why does anyone give a loving poo poo? Lots of people took issue with her before for various reasons, but it seemed to get turned up to 11 when she made a statement about reasonable gun control after the theater shooting at her Trainwreck movie. She's also apparently related to Chuck Schumer. I hadn't heard about her joke stealing. Does anyone have examples? I know this can range pretty heavily. If it's just that a comedian makes the same generic and/or obvious joke that someone else does, then whatever. It can also be easy to accidentally incorporate someone else's material into your own just from how the brain puts things together. I once wrote a story that used a throwaway joke I thought was original but later found out I had heard it in a movie years earlier. On the other hand, something like http://www.pattonoswalt.com/index.cfm?page=spew&id=144 would be much worse since it's clearly intentional and pronounced. gently caress people who steal.
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Hmm, went about halfway through before getting bored. While some of those were reaching pretty heavily, and I was initially gonna give a partial pass on the "Inside Amy Schumer" stuff since there were other writers, yeah, a bunch of that material was clearly stolen. It gets especially bad starting with the Trainwreck joke stolen from Tosh and seems to get more blatant from there (with occasional reaches like "haha, women's underwear is gross" which is just a pretty generic shared joke fodder). drat, been dealing with plagiarism all weekend from students. Sucks to see it from someone I enjoyed.
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Jul 3, 2017 09:03
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"Kukki!"* *Translator's Note: "Kukki" is Japanese for "Cookies"
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Sep 3, 2017 08:49
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Zipperelli. posted:
*person who hates/likes thing on bumper sticker(s) approaches van, razor blade in hand, paralyzed with indecision* There are several towns in the US where this would trap large groups of people, all ready to vandalize for their cause, but crippled by maybe, maybe not irony.
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Sep 10, 2017 10:57
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Madame Gazelle has seen things.
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Oct 16, 2017 08:12
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Is...is a craigie a penis? Cause if it is, this new version is going places.
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Dec 8, 2017 14:08
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JoelJoel posted:The grammatical error in this one always bugged me. That made me look up to see if "manuever" was just a weird English spelling or something, and apparently everywhere that's not America has it as "manoeuvre"? Fancy.
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Mar 11, 2018 00:53
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Shy Guy Bodies: The Exhibition.
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Apr 4, 2018 04:05
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Besesoth posted:I'm guessing it's actually two twin mattresses pushed together, with corset girl hiding the join. (You can see the bedposts of the leftmost bed poking up behind the Nightmare Moon pillow.) I recognize that this is a trap, but I’m not comfortable knowing that I recognize this trap. My excuse is that I have two small children.
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Apr 9, 2018 00:22
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rodbeard posted:The original version of tribute from Tenacious D's HBO show has Pete from 30 Rock as the devil. “Tadashi...is here” 
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Kheldarn posted:And then Camp Minnie/Mickey at Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom was shut down, and remodeled into Avatar, and re-opened with the crappy Na'vi River Journey and the awesome Flight Of Passage. I'm not a fan of Avatar, but that area is pretty cool if I just think of it as stylized alien world instead of Avatar-land. Kinda wish they just went with that instead and didn't feel the need to shoehorn in the movie stuff, but they've been pretty focused on making everything new have some sort of movie connection lately. It makes sense, but it's a little sad that we're unlikely to get cool original stuff going forward.
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May 2, 2018 04:36
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Cameron is also the guy who thought Ferngully would be better without a Tim Curry musical number.
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May 2, 2018 06:45
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Bold new direction for Despicable Me.
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May 4, 2018 20:29
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gbut posted:Am I the only one on these here forums who finds Gervais funny? I like him. But he can be a bit insufferable in some of his bits. He largely gets a pass on that since he's a comedian. No idea about his personal life since I don't like following along with celebrities' real lives. Just entertain me, funny men and women.
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May 9, 2018 00:00
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My retirement plan is to teach full-time online instead of full-time in-person. That way, when I work myself to death, I'll just be a faceless digital grading entity to students and they won't be sad. All things considered, I'm lucky for a millenial. Here's something to lighten the mood: 
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May 16, 2018 00:42
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Jerry Cotton posted:Brother finger brother finger where are you? Johnny, Johnny, Yes, Papa? Eating sugar? No, Papa. Telling lies? No, Papa. Open your mouth. HaHaHa.
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Jun 28, 2018 06:27
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Completely dumb and inaccurate. Mousepad with boob wrist pillow. Or, for the lazy costumer, a fleshlight. Then at a party, when anyone asks what she dressed as, she can say "Your girlfriend." HPanda has a new favorite as of 06:47 on Jul 4, 2018 |
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https://imgur.com/a/tgF6MwH I also like him getting out the same way.
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Aug 7, 2018 10:29
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Batman keeps a list of how to seduce every powered person in the world. It's his thing.
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Aug 7, 2018 23:56
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Railing Kill posted:The idea of a giant robot turning into a giant fist and punching god is funny to me, but not in the way you think that it is. Nor does that make that image funny. There's nothing inherently funny about it. Like, if you have to explain it to people who aren't waifu pillow-having shut-ins, then maybe it isn't funny as much as it is just referential to your scene. References aren't jokes. So, is it the entire point of the show? Like every episode, this robot is going about its day to day, then something happens and it decides that it has to punch god again? Like it's putting away groceries, and suddenly thinks of starving children and just has to go fist some divinity real quick before prime time? Because I would watch that.
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Aug 11, 2018 04:17
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Jamesman posted:There's this one anime I really like. It's about a family (parents and a son) who take in their niece, and it creates this sexual tension between her and the father because he walks in on her in the shower, or she walks around the house in her underwear. It's not overtly sexual, but he gets embarrassed and it creates some funny moments. Well done, goon sir/madam.
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muscles like this! posted:That's literally the premise of a show starting this fall. A guy gets friended by God on Facebook. A better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_sMrsOVJU
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Aug 28, 2018 21:39
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...pirate-based DLC for Final Fantasy XV?
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Sep 17, 2018 01:33
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Guy Goodbody posted:can you guys stop talking about cops and focus on the sentence "Wife, I am beshit" It's not on topic. Melania sleeps in a different room. EDIT: Oops, forgot which forum I was in. Letting it stand, though.
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Sep 23, 2018 05:01
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Guy Goodbody posted:Nerd fights Thanks for these, and they're pretty spot on. I've personally been physically threatened while debating the military realities of Arthurian legend. Nerds can get pissed when you don't agree with them. Whether they're a good nerd or a bad nerd depends largely on what definition of "pissed" is relevant here.
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Oct 13, 2018 03:45
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Countdown to that book pounding someone in the butt starts now.
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Nov 11, 2018 22:18
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leethasbro posted:Actually that book did NOT pound anyone in the butt, and that's okay. Well done, Mr. Tingle. Well done.
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Inzombiac posted:Fuuuuuuuuuck yes. Your spoiler tag looks like a fat guy sitting in a hot tub very uncomfortably.
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