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Blind Rasputin posted:What is that Potassium permanganate got into a town's water supply. Harmless but festive. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/onoway-water-chemical-pink-1.4013808
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Mar 8, 2017 19:26
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Anyone else bothered that it isn't "fewer text walls"? Just me? Okay then. 
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Mar 9, 2017 04:08
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Jamesman posted:It would only have been illegal if Hillary did it. Trump did it and it was perfectly fine, because reasons. This just makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried to get oral stimulation from a cat? That's gotta hurt. 
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Mar 18, 2017 20:31
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Johnny Aztec posted:So, is it illegal to give your children tranqs? That's why they invented Gripe Water that's 3.6% alcohol. Calms the little tykes right down.
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Mar 18, 2017 20:39
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Woodburger posted:This page made me check that I wasn't having a stroke. Do you smell burnt toast?
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Mar 19, 2017 05:12
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Mar 20, 2017 02:07
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Is that a real cat or a statue of a cat?
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Mar 20, 2017 23:30
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Leavemywife posted:The full moon is what gets me here. What if they are werebadgers? 
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Mar 21, 2017 00:02
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Trastion posted:I think the letters going down in columns then the numbers going across in rows is just to gently caress with the OCD masses. RL trolls have to get their kicks where they can.
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Mar 22, 2017 23:28
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Mar 24, 2017 22:00
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SinineSiil posted:But why? Not to mention how? How do you get a horse into a onesie?
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Mar 26, 2017 19:59
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ookiimarukochan posted:Fairly sure those are horses, not dogs. 
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Mar 26, 2017 20:16
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:It looks like they have zippers all over the suit. That horse doesn't look thrilled to be forced to wear dumb clothes like a human.
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Mar 26, 2017 20:17
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Pastry of the Year posted:Have you ever met a dog? They're not super smart. I once told a dog that a pair of pants were chaps and the dumb fucker believed me Dogs are v bad at fashion.  What an idiot.
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Mar 27, 2017 01:32
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm gonna assume that, like me, you assumed that the story was about a new mother at a child's birthday party or something and there was a baby there whose family the woman new and the baby was crying and the woman fed it because the baby's mother was indisposed or something. I think it's a natural human reaction upon reading that tweet to come up with a situation in which breastfeeding another woman's baby without permission would be, if not necessarily OK, then at least defensible. Yeah, "breastfeed" implies that feeding is possible. A non-mother deciding to let a random stranger baby fondle her breast for no reason is, uh, something different.
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Mar 27, 2017 06:50
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Mar 27, 2017 07:09
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Didn't Lucas write some sequel novels to Willow? Maybe they could be based on that..... if they don't completely blow or something. I have read them. The follow the adventures of angsty young Princess Aurora, not Willow. As I recall Willow is off doing wizard stuff. Oh and Mad Mardigan dies in the prologue. So barely sequels at all. Nobody watched Willow and wondered what the baby did next.
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Mar 28, 2017 02:25
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Solice Kirsk posted:He killed off Mad Mardigan?! Did he turn Sorsha into a fat brow beating evil step mom too? loving Lucas... I read it a long time ago, but I think Mad Mardigan and Sorsha got married and adopted Elora Danan, and then they both got assassinated or poisoned or something while she's still a baby.
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Mar 28, 2017 06:27
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I hope this is funny to people not related to me. This is what happens when I try to sleep in.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:03
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Want to know how I got these scars?
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Mar 31, 2017 02:04
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No one cares if their quarter pounder is fresh. I wish McDonalds would just stop trying. Their big complicated menu is a mess. The other day I went in and ordered 2 McDoubles from the kiosk and it took 7 minutes for my order to be called. 7 minutes! Seriously? Just bring back the heat lamps already. Heat lamps were great. During a rush the cooks could make a dozen identical burgers at a time, shove them into the warm red glow, and when you'd have your order in like 2 minutes, tops.
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Cartoon Man posted:I went to McDonalds for the first time in forever cause my daughter is finally old enough to eat there and I wanted to let her burn off some energy on the indoor playground cause it's cold as poo poo outside. I went to order and wanted to study the menu but the menu was on these giant tv screens now and it kept moving around and switching to ads and poo poo like a loving Harry Potter movie. gently caress that and gently caress McDonalds, I just got her a chicken nugget happy meal and a 10 piece for me.  These things are great. You can focus on the part of the menu you are interested in like just burgers, just sides, just drinks, etc. The print is big enough and close enough that you don't need to squint even as your eyes fail with middle age myopia. And you can stare at it for as long as you want without the pressure of anyone waiting for you to make up your mind. They are fantastic. Apparently the CEO did it out of spite, but they are the best change to Mcdonalds in years. https://www.forbes.com/sites/realsp...e/#72fc3a1a4fbc
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Apr 1, 2017 02:23
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zedprime posted:Heatlamps were old like 25 years ago. I'm old, okay? Let me tell you about how much better their fries were back when they still deep fried in animal fat. And the pies! Deep fried pie was a glorious crunchy treat. The limp 'baked' crap they sell now is terrible. The 90s ruined everything! 
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Apr 1, 2017 03:32
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mostlygray posted:Though some people like automation, it drives me nuts. It slows the line unless they have training sessions, it offers too many choices, and then you have to fight with the machine to pay. Self checkouts are fine but only if you used to work retail and you're quick in the line. All the ones that have gotten the kiosks also have one or two regular counter checkouts for olds and whatnot. The kiosks don't even take cash, just plastic: You can still order at the kiosk if you want to look at the menu, but you'll have to take the slip it gives you and pay at the counter. It's faster overall because while they used to have 2-4 counter clerks on duty at any given time, they now have 1-2 clerks +4 kiosks. Going to the counter to order sucks though, because a couple years before the kiosks were brought in the menu screens behind the counter were converted to big screen tvs, and randomly explode into multi-media extravaganzas about the glory of Shamrock Shakes or whatever. I don't think it ever shows the whole menu at once anymore. The kiosks never take away the the thing you were reading to show you pictures of other things. The kiosks here also show you the calories of everything and the calorie total of your order, so you can feel like a fatass. That's my mcdonald's story, thanks for listening.    
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Dick Trauma posted:I was born in 1966 which is a drag because pornography was not invented until 1987. I had to make do with vaguely lustful thoughts about Jane Pauley. I'm sorry, that is incorrect. The answer we were looking for was "Sears catalog". Turn in your old man card, you're a millennial now.     
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Apr 6, 2017 17:55
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Bras so pointy you could put an eye out. Those were the days.
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Apr 6, 2017 18:02
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Guy Goodbody posted:Ladies used to wear bike shorts as underwear? Yes. And still do. http://www.spanx.com/shapewear/mid-thighs?AB=Silhouette6_MidThighs_090916
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Apr 6, 2017 18:34
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Istari posted:I thought this too, because my brain couldn't comprehend a bra being $2.79. That's why they all look so happy.
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Apr 7, 2017 01:28
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What if there is still plenty of woods porn, it's just that adolescents are too lazy to get off the couch and find it?
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What, you've never seen a flying cat before?
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Wouldn't a mouse corpse in a bottle of water have mostly disintegrated after a few months? Acid or no acid, a wet corpse is gonna break down.Stoatbringer posted:If they did, how would you know (apart from your coke tasting a little more rodenty than usual)? Those are the hosed with nutrients!
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 It's funny because it's true.
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