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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:14

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 13:35

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

RareAcumen posted:

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

caligulamprey posted:

This sheet's real loving nosy.

"Who're you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper of the USS Rough Service?"

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 19:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Do you understand me? FEWER TEXT WALLS.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:23

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

I heart bacon posted:

I bet this goes very well with hash.... browns

Hemingway To Go! posted:

E:

Or corned beef...hash.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:44

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

taken from AFP

The saddest bear cookies possible. :smith:

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 21:38

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

RFC2324 posted:

I worked with a couple who were religious about soylent.

They also tried to recruit me into a furry threesome on a company business trip.

So was she hot? What was her fursona, what was the other guy's, and what was yours to be?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 02:17

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

RFC2324 posted:

Hell no. I was in the bar that Teddy Roosevelt recruited the Rough Riders in. His ghost would have killed the poo poo out of me.

Yeah, they wanted to get some Rough Riding ^TM going on.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 11:06

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Hoyt knew what the masses appreciated: a brawl during a funeral procession!

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 12:21

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Zero One posted:

Lil Sebastian is not a pony.

He was an animal, a legend, a friend. He was our beacon of light. He was Pawnee's horse. In what is surely the most monumental news to come out of Pawnee since the eradication of smallpox in 1993, it is with sorrow that we report: Li'l Sebastian is dead. But he will never leave our hearts and our memories.

Sebastian may have been li'l, but his impact on this town, and the Parks Department, was anything but li'l. When his owners, Michael and Elizabeth Stone, first discovered him, Elizabeth says it was "like seeing an angel and being punched in the gut at the same time - because as perfect as he was, we knew we'd never see anything that perfect again." Michael goes on to say, "I love my wife, I do. But I LOVED Li'l Sebastian."

Li'l Sebastian spent his years out in the field, changing the world. He was a goodwill ambassador for Indiana Veterans and went to Kuwait to entertain the troops. A champion climber, he was a member of the Great Lakes Ski Patrol and Emergency Rescue Team, serving as its captain from 1996-98. He participated in the celebrations for Queen Elizabeth II's Golden Jubilee, even marching in front of Buckingham Palace. (Speaking of marching, that wonderful tiny horse trotted in every single Pawnee Independence Parade from 1987 on - except for 2003, when an ankle injury kept him sidelined. Though with no fewer than four floats in his honor, it sure felt like he was there!) And who can forget when he received his honorary degree from Notre Dame University? That's Dr. Li'l Sebastian to you!

And then there was his lengthy relationship Li'l Agnes. The two met at a fund-raiser for then-Senator Evan Bayh, and for two years, they were inseparable, until, for reasons we still do not know, she soured on him. His heartbreak was palpable, leading to a six-month sabbatical from the public eye. But after a while, he got back on the horse(s). You know the names - Li'l Zelda, Li'l Jasmine, Li'l Courtney, and a brief weekend encounter with Big Jim - but sadly, he never married again.

In his final days, Li'l Sebastian was still entertaining boys and girls of all ages. What a workhorse! Despite being 23 years old, having cataracts in both eyes and severe arthritis, he was out there, with all of us, spreading joy and cheer. And now he, too, has left this earth.

His legacy will live on. He sired over 200 mini-horse children, ensuring that future generations of Pawneeans, Americans and citizens of the world will continue laughing and sharing the joy of the Sebastian line.

Li'l Sebastian, we miss you. But we know you are in heaven, looking down on us, doing your two favorite things: eating carrots and urinating freely.

So gallop on, Li'l Sebastian, in that big horsey ring in the sky.

Did he have a scratchy whinny?
He was a little hoarse

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 02:19

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/rRT3mkL.mp4

What the gently caress Japan.

What the gently caress.

Those are some of the hosts of the Gaki No Tsukai comedy show in the inset window, so I guess that it's from that show. The original comedians are in their 60's or so, maybe too old for nut-slapping.

ed: Here's a clip from a much earlier show with nut-slapping.

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 14:55 on Mar 26, 2017

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 14:53

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

The Bananana posted:

I see no clip

Duh, my failure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmubUDrQbZU

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 16:26

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

SinineSiil posted:

But why?

http://www.hidez.com.au/

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 19:44

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Facebook Aunt posted:

Not to mention how? How do you get a horse into a onesie?

It looks like they have zippers all over the suit.

ed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=511xJFV2Ims

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 20:03 on Mar 26, 2017

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 20:00

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same.

I want some Arab to bring out his camel all demure in one of these suits and get snickered at and then rip it off to expose a rad haircut like this!

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 03:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Guy Goodbody posted:

Didn't think Hootie was still around.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 18:01

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Bumper Stickup posted:

I've been trying to work out the logistics of sending scrapple and old bay seasoning down to gromit.

You could ask RAPA if they do expedited shipping overseas; I know that in the winter they have a service in the US where they pack scrapple in dry ice and ship it out as a service to customers. Old Bay should be no problem.
ed: Sorry, they only ship in the winter, and only to the continental US.

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Apr 1, 2017

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 22:41

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

BrianBoitano posted:

I've got a couple of 'merican things to send you, but I need something to round out the box. Is there anything you've heard about but never had the chance to try?

Send him some Squirrel Nut Zippers. They rule, as long as you're careful chewing if you have fillings.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 22:43

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Yup, just don't slice the scrapple too thickly, you want it nice and crunchy outside but firm all the way through. Scrapple on rye toast, yo.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 03:06

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Guy Goodbody posted:

I really hope we see the return of old-fashioned saboteurs.

Kennel posted:

Trump should bring back manual weaving jobs.

I expect to see a wave of children named Ned Ludd or some variation.

ed: Ned Ludd would fit right in with all the gender-related bullshit today.

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 19:22 on Apr 2, 2017

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 19:20

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

This entire gallery.

So many questions.

Soon there will be a worldwide bean shortage caused by such ridiculous wastage.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 02:25

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Not sure if I am into the FMV Dark Souls remake.

I think that this actually a scene from an all-canine remake of the movie "Gladiator".

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 18:48

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Elias_Maluco posted:

Funnier than yours imo

New video for "Pantera: A Vulgar Display of Power" is looking pretty good.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 01:35

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Lime Tonics posted:

Getting ready to go to the big jazz concert in the next town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzIwjLnNni0

# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 02:05

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

a kitten posted:

BOBY
IS COMING

Kerosene19 posted:

I laughed too hard at this.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 16:31

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Lime Tonics posted:

New band name: Rubber Cobras of Asia

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 01:43

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 22:05

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Lime Tonics posted:

I ain't even mad.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 22:49

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

"Dude, don't get upset, I was just grabbing his rear end a little. Sheesh"

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 12:27

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

RCarr posted:

Fools. I've spent years building an immunity to cyanide.

Are you preparing to go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 18:23

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Doesn't look like Laetrile did anything.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 23:17

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Ferrule posted:

Poor animal has early elephantiasis. Just look at that leg.

# ¿ May 1, 2017 20:58

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't know who these people are.

I believe that they're trumpspawn

# ¿ May 2, 2017 13:21

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Dannywilson posted:

how does an aussie ask for the dinner bill?

He / she shouts "HARDEN THE gently caress UP MATE"

# ¿ May 7, 2017 02:16

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Guy Goodbody posted:

A metaphor for the 2016 election.
l-r: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump

# ¿ May 11, 2017 01:26

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Roro posted:

Well I mean there's an Emoji movie so why the gently caress not.

One with Angry Birds also.

# ¿ May 26, 2017 19:10

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Bogan King posted:

Milo has a new look. Seems to be going for the Miami grandma thing now.

I think that Bea Arthur used to rock that look, maybe in the '70s.

# ¿ May 27, 2017 11:59

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Lime Tonics posted:

Has science gone too far? Is this image real or fake?

# ¿ May 28, 2017 01:23

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

bunnyofdoom posted:

~~Men~~ Humans, especially when drinking, are terrible everywhere

# ¿ May 29, 2017 14:08

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 13:35

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Elias_Maluco posted:

Illustration for the re-release of "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 19:25

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