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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Jim Gaffigan: the least terrible male comedian we got.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Sharkskin is so smooth wasabi & ginger fall apart when rubbed against it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
If Sonic's droppings are vegan, that means Sonic is vegan.

Somewhat related:

What you get when you GIS "Vegan the Hedgehog."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My dad was a surgeon. My sister & I got to check out a surgery at an OR one time when we were kids; he was removing a cancerous lung from a 53 year-old smoker. Seeing the black, crusty mass surrounded by blood & still-alive human organs made me nauseous enough to leave the operating room. As I was leaving he said, “Now that you’ve seen what smoking does to you, I hope you never do it.”

For lunch he took us out for barbecue ribs.

My dad had an interesting sense of humor.

Funny picture:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

IT’S ZEBRAFORCE, YOU DOLT!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Jamesman posted:

Which do you think will be banned in the US first: Bump stocks, AR-15s, or Tide Pods?

The right to clean clothes are not protected in the Constitution.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Mmmmm 64 slices of American patriotism...

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Memento posted:

What do you do for a living?

Oh I work for the city, it's a fun job, there's different stuff to do every day! Why, just today, I spent several hours greasing poles in public.

https://twitter.com/Fox9Sports/status/955069655479128064
It didn't work.
https://twitter.com/dhm/status/9552...er%3D12%23pti20

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Memento posted:

here's a handy chart that should stop that in its tracks



If you're watching 4 hours of NFL, you're getting just under 20 minutes of actual football, and most of that will be boring. Watch a highlight package afterwards.

There's grousing in NFL circles that ratings are down (though TV viewership in general is down, but that's another matter) and the concept of highlight reels/RedZone channel being available quickly is thought to be part of it.

Or player protests, if you're to believe Papa John's.

Content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
But enough about The Shape of Water

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

RFC2324 posted:

Is that Pence?

There were no horses in that scene.

Unrelated:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The real Shrekoning is that :nws: .gif of Hulk & Black Widow.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm more interested in which Skrillex songs synch up to which hentai.

Uh... for a friend.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm guessing they could be found at the site that's advertised in the lower right corner of these memes. :v:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Whole lot of posts in this thread without funny pictures.


Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
A legit homemade moon pie is the best don't @ me.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBK9_xS4Q4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Mitsuko Miyazumi is the virtual girlfriend/wife of Krieger. Like Joi from Blade Runner 2049 but 6 years earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfVCTGrOVXE

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hello Funny Pictures thread. Have some funny pictures:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Milk deez nuts :dong:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hephaestus’ wife Aphrodite despised him & slept around, much to his consternation.

Hephaestus was the original cuck.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Would?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I'm glad they're in jail.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
There's a fair chance that Honda was built in Indiana.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Bread is not necessarily important when making a sandwich.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyT4eC_BWak

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/nerdyasians/status/972000341079212037

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

TotalLossBrain posted:

You know what would be fuckin awesome in the PYF Funny Pictures 2.0 thread? An indepth discussion about the discrepancies and fine subtleties in US state vs federal weed laws.

Go!

Ok.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Does the book show the negatives of The Oasis and the protagonist rebel against the whole system & lead a real-world revolution with other resistance fighters? 'Cause the trailers hint this is a thing.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The staff relay is obviously a business event.
If there was a bowtie it would signify it was a formal occasion.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

"A couple drops of this sedative in daddy's Diet Coke will keep him from molesting me at night."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I made you a lovely gif



You are the goon that we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Brewmaster posted:

There's always someone. I swear to god, whether it's a bridge that's too low or a flooded street, there is always some rear end in a top hat who's like "I'm going to do it anyway because the rules don't apply to me." Why are people such lovely, self-obsessed, delusional drivers?

The trick is to draft behind an 18-wheeler so that they displace all the water, allowing you to make it to the exit ramp. It's how I was able to escape a flash flood that occured in Phoenix with my sister's Prius. :smug:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Mmmm… sacrilicious…

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Neddy Seagoon posted:

If you were a real fan of Battletech, you'd know drat-well it's covered by "Macross Pilot"* :colbert:.

*A bunch of the original Battletech designs are straight-rips of Macross mecha because the company producing Battletech thought they had bought the licenses to legally use them. They had not. They're now known as the "Unseen" and Harmony Gold will sue the rear end off anyone using said designs for anything Battletech/Mechwarrior-related.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Post Your Favorite (Or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: You Should Be Paying ME For The Laughs I'm Generating

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The only way to do a gender reveal party.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I learned if you have cheat codes activated, you can go thru 2 waves. Heck, you can replace the 5th graders with adults.


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