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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That looks safe thanks to the flared bases, knock yourself out.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BrianBoitano posted:

I haven't finished reading but WHY IS HER DATING STATUS RELEVANT :gonk:
That becomes pretty drat clear when you do finish reading it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Found some wood porn just a few years ago, probably abandoned by hunters camping in the cabins nearby. It was like a proper porn mag, didn't realize those still existed even.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

No, John. This is it.



mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Brute Squad posted:

Don't call me oval office, mate.

I'm not your mate, oval office!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The one on the right, clearly.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Not an American Kebab, that's for sure

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

I seriously thought this was an escort replying to a john before.

That said, the site and jingle are amazing, no doubt.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

yeah that is him and his daughter but that is all i know.

Do you know if she's single at least?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

something awful forums poster, mobby_6kl, shows up at larry david's doorstep carrying a printer for his daughter. slow zoom on larry david's face as the curb your enthusiasm music starts.
I'd then gently caress her like Israel fucks the Palestinian people!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Life isn't all fun and games.



A classic from a different angle:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

http://www.bbc.com/sport/taekwondo/40391326

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He would too

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dumb. posted:

"Mike Pence touches Nasa equipment right next to 'do not touch' sign"

e: just explaining the obvious for people like me for whom the obvious isn't.

To be fair, the "Do not touch" part is in quotes so maybe it's meant to be ironic or just quoting somebody else.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
That's great

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

It wasn't a wedding, read the article.

They were practicing for their upcoming wedding.

This didn't stop them from being drunk, RTFA.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hyperlynx posted:

"How do you gently caress up programming a tap, anyway?"

Inrush current.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Billy the Mountain posted:

Nothing like a thick NY pretzel.
One of my colleagues sometimes sits like that. It's extremely disconcerting to see in person.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

china bot posted:

i 100% approve of this developing meme
Okay.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

She never seen a dog chase a train??

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Okay she can be Jesus, JCVD will be God. As he should be.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

poo poo, this is how we get in trouble

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cindy Shitbird posted:

Those ants are hosed. Freckles's Revenge. In theatres Summer '18.

I didn't know they were making an new one, I quite liked the unreleased DTV attempt, as cheesy as it was: http://redlettermedia.com/horse-ninja-review/

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

I wonder how many amps an AK can handle, if a single round is good for 350.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
It's got great comedic timing! I thought it was just like one of the many I've seen before but this is a great upgrade.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Knormal posted:

You know what hates hurricanes?



(He was rescued)

Oh, the humanity!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Check your manual, there's usually a distinction between "something's funky" and "turn off engine RIGHT loving NOW!". The first can be all sorts of minor crap like strange sensor readings. I had a CEL in my miata because the speed sensor had a bad connection and dropped out occasionally. Simply re-seating it fixed it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
How many of these monkeys do you think one could fight at a time? There are clearly way too many in the photo.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Disappointed Taiwan Jones isn't some southeast Asia version of Indiana Jones played by Tony Jaa and holy poo poo somebody get this script to Hollywood asap
Great way to get your kid banned from China though.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Toyota marketing people are committing mass seppuku right now

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

This mask showed up as an ad for me. The description is...not entirely accurate.

:nws:Click if you dare:nws:

Ah, it's a Predator mask.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Man, I went swimming with sharks last year but the guides told me not to touch them to avoid "incidents" so I have no idea if they're smooth or not :(

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
"Ladies and gentlemen" as suggested by a known sex monster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FreudianSlippers posted:

When I worked in retail as a teenager there was this one old guy who'd come in and buy big ol' tubs of vaseline. One time he complained to me that the big ones were out of stock because the small ones weren't enough to "do the job". I did not ask what "the job" was.
Eating it, maybe? Apparently that was supposed to be good for you at one point.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bombadilillo posted:

As useful as the ps4 touchpad.
Still more fun to play with than the actual Switch

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Flyinglemur posted:

Did...did she just assume the gender of the Tesla Driver?

They do call the driver Starman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBr2kKAHN6M

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
To recycle my own joke from when I saw that before, I thought this was the shredding industry icon!?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

Me, respect, women.
Didn't see this until now but, idgi? :confused:

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:doh: yeah that's kinda funny then

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