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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 10:54 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:38 |
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Everywhere that I've worked in the Northern Territory and Queensland had one or more frogs that hung out in the toilets of the accommodation. You would put a brick or water bottle on the lid to keep them from crawling out and making GBS threads all over your room, and then before you lifted the lid to use the toilet, you'd flush to make sure they all hosed off down the s-bend.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 11:05 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you untuck your dacks and your dick looks like a duck then go see the dick doc quick.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 04:23 |
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"Eh, you win some, you lose some"
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 22:40 |
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Pakled posted:Old timey medicines were hardcore. Hmm, I don't feel that great. You know what would make me feel better? Getting hosed up.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 05:55 |
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loving hell, I had 10mg oxy tablets after surgery recently and they made me basically into a drooling idiot for 8-10 hours. Well, more so than usual. 125mg is a Heroic dose. Edit: actually I'm pretty sure that contains 1/8th of a grain of morphine. That's still 8mg, so plus the rest, you're not going to care about coughing for a while. Memento has a new favorite as of 08:03 on Apr 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 08:01 |
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Family stump.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 07:21 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:More reader friendly version It's cool to see the progression of the fuckedness through the generations. Phillip IV and Mariana of Austria were both looking pretty sketchy there. Then they bred them, because of course they did.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 12:37 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't know who these people are. The bad guys in any 80s kids sports movie where someone has to win a ski race or something to make sure the clubhouse isn't demolished by evil investors.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 13:36 |
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MisterBibs posted:
literally no one cares about this rule any more.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 07:30 |
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Oh hey, that's pretty neat- uurrgghhhhhhhh.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 07:58 |
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uBlock Origins, right-click>block element. You're welcome.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 09:19 |
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This isn't safe for work but you should see it anyway.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 12:49 |
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anatomi posted:Is the joke here that only an rear end in a top hat has the phone out during a movie (not to mention takes photos of people at the cinema)? The joke here is that because both of the photos were taken with the lights still on, the movie wasn't going yet and that the person taking the photos knew the person in them, because they set it up to get likes on social media.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 09:58 |
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Powaqoatse posted:my "favorite" not-whiskey is Jaburn I think it's called.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 06:33 |
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Bogan King posted:I like that it has a best before date. It comes in a petrol jug from Sierra Leone, you know it's loving quality.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 13:05 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I just googled that and it says you're talking poo poo
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 05:13 |
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all of that bullshit and it's not even a loving mechanical keyboard Shake My drat Head
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 05:16 |
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post/username combo of the day right here.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:46 |
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Mierenneuker posted:I can't stand it,
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 10:05 |
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Slime posted:But we're a country not a state! Take it easy mate, you start to think you're a state, you definitely are a state.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 11:52 |
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PCOS Bill posted:Even I know who Kanye is. read the sign
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 13:45 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Is this a case of the Spelling Bee people making up a fake account to do that joke, or a cake of Kyle Chapman getting owned on twitter so hard he deleted his account? The latter. People post the most incredible self-owns on twitter all the time.
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 09:53 |
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PCOS Bill posted:He's not wrong He is in the grand scheme of the Australian property market, which is that negative gearing and near-static wages have made sure that rich investors are the only ones able to buy houses, and that instead of blaming themselves or bad wage growth, they blame millennials for spending money on things they see as frivolous. Not sure why I'm making actual posts in response to PCOS Bill but here we are.
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 12:30 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 12:47 |
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EightDeer posted:Serious question: What's actually going on here? I'm trying to think of a non-sexual reason for this, and so far I got nothing. Woman in the bottom is getting an extra stretch activation for her hip flexors? Or it's the start of a porno, idk.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 00:47 |
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Make Dad's day? Looks like with that stuff, you could make his whole week.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 14:36 |
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Sometimes a joke is a lot like a frog. You can dissect it to understand it better, but you can't do that without killing it.
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 07:43 |
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Not nearly as strange as it looks.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 04:12 |
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morallyobjected posted:better tell Aziz Ansari and Hasan Minaj to stop making brown jokes wouldn't they need to start making jokes before they can do this? I only vaguely know who those people are https://i.imgur.com/MXCEMBV.mp4
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 12:19 |
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DiggityDoink posted:im gonna get searched at the airport for trying to google what that means arent i? Just throw it into Google translate. It's a prayer or something.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 08:33 |
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how many times did the concept of pretending you were a puppetmaster all along have to be explained to him before he got it? he never got it and someone tweeted that for him
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 11:21 |
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thanks obama
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 04:14 |
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Memento has a new favorite as of 12:01 on Jun 5, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 09:38 |
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I played an FPS called The Signal from Tölva recently that had landscape that was basically all the 70s sci-fi covers put together. Short game but good fun.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 02:01 |
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wayfinder posted:He's the guy who made Al Capone's reincarnated soul the unironic bad guy in a trilogy yeah did he write anything else because that series was hot loving trash after the first one, and mostly during the first one as well
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 09:38 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Do read Fallen Dragon though. It's one of the best written pieces of scifi I've ever read. I'll give it a shot, I need something to read having finally managed to wade through the Malazan Book of the Fallen series. hosed if I know what was happening half the time in those books, but I enjoyed them nonetheless.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 10:14 |
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Phlegmish posted:There are some weird-rear end stock photos out there drat, you're not wrong
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 10:32 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Please do.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 08:52 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:38 |
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BrianBoitano posted:Why is he not in jail? Believe it or not, there's actually more nuance to the situation than PCOS Bill put into his post. I know, it's incredible, right? quote:In 2005, he wrote a group of New York Times articles about online child pornography. One of those articles was about Justin Berry, a then-18 year old who operated pornographic websites featuring himself and other teen males.[6][7] For this reporting, he received the Payne Award for Ethics in Journalism, for "preserving the editorial integrity of an important story while reaching out to assist his source, Justin Berry, in reporting on Berry’s involvement in child pornography."[8] He was also later criticized when it came to light that he had given Berry an undisclosed $2,000 before writing the articles
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 02:26 |