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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Kheldarn posted:

The Oblongs was a great show.

Will Farrell thinks he's better than it but I've got news for you Will

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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veedubfreak posted:

Why do people type like this?

Black Twitter book of style?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Tiggum posted:

This gif is great but the video it's from is really disappointing because they ruin it by having a non-Obama person do it as well.

Thanks Obama :rolleyes:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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smdh

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I don't even need to click. Making that face right now.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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We Know Catheters posted:

Why is he famous? Is it just because he played Sherlock Holmes?

He also played Smaug :smaug:

syscall girl has a new favorite as of 00:26 on Mar 28, 2017

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Didn't Lucas write some sequel novels to Willow? Maybe they could be based on that..... if they don't completely blow or something.

When does his influence on things not make them worse?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Damnit Frank stop eating all the cat's food

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Meskhenet posted:

Bill gates of all people raised a good work around this. That if a human job is replaced by a robot, the company still pays the taxes that would have been paid by the person working the job.

This assumes the company pays taxes. Lots don't and it looks like fewer and fewer will pay much if #45 has its way.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Tom Hanks has a thing for making people watch him piss.

Even back then when Coco was on NBC they had to have had a little chat about the skit.

Probably in the men's room.

I have some pretty deep piss theories of course. Lots of piss in the news lately.

Piss.

Confessions.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Clitch posted:

Who's a paedophile?

Certainly not Esther Phoebe Files

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sorry, no, that's a tree snipper on the land

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Sorry for doxxing u



Duck my sick fuuuck man

Also I think some of the monks were engaging in cunning political satire and other topical humor.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Wasn't there a king who got assassinated while on the toilet/garderobe?

Killer climbed up the poo poo pipe with a loving spear and when the king sat down to do the needful, so did he.

Lol are you thinking of game of thrones?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Dude's just happy if there's no poison in his cup in the morning. That's a good day.

Was anyone else deeply confused that My Dinner with Andre did not feature Andre the giant?

Serious question

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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BrandorKP posted:

I am Jack's complete lack of an orginal joke.

Heh

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Josef bugman posted:

I am trying to remember but isn't heroin actually fantastic for getting rid of coughs?

Opioids suppress the respiratory system.

ODs are from a failure to breathe afaik.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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oldpainless posted:

Who was the mod that always wrote stuff in Latin?

Eggplant Wizard



fe: more like oldgormless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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bossy lady posted:

How do you even get this dumb?

haha, politic man has pee pee frog on his web space

he likes too comfort pee to

gud brezidential

very liek

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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The MSJ posted:

Presumably back then, "guy who thinks slavery might not be all that hot" would be considered an idiot.

Hope you like being poor, abolitionerds.

*does sick hoop stick and saunters out of town hall*

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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which one of these men is an irl sex offender and which is dead? the answer may surprise you next on Inside Edition

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ziv Zulander posted:

If you hold it in long enough, it'll start coming out the other end

Reverse peristalsis is cool

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Sadly, this is true and a loving horrifying way to die as it's usually associated with some late stage bowel cancers.

You die in agony chocking to death on your own poo poo.

Yeah I wasn't kidding about reverse peristalsis. Dating a caregiver means you get to learn about some of the worst things that happen to human beings and you have to try to help them process their grief. Mostly by drinking with them.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb20VpWGocw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Gotta lose that water weight for Barbie.

Amy - "This'll be a chance for Barbie to be different, to be a real womans weight!"
Studio - "That's true, HA HA! But really, lose some weight. Because Hollywood. Because money. Because gently caress you. HA HA!"

Damnit all to hell

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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As someone who is willing to tell off close friends about how Kanye is actually good, shut your filthy mouth you stupid dumb idiot and that Amy Schumer is good at what she does as well

Take your controversial opinions and gently caress

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Who What Now posted:

You can say gently caress

I've fallen for this before.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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PCOS Bill posted:

Who doesn't?

Part of the concept of Deadpool is that Deadpool makes a joke about being played by Ryan Reynolds because he is himself, very ugly in the face.

We the audience get to think about whether the character or the actor are ugly while somewhat slack-jawed

#momsfordeadpool

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

It's actually a bunch of pictures. You see, a video is....

You're allowed to link tweets and tubes in the DnD picture thread where they still have an enforced rule about pics

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

We're about 3 posts away from an Aziz Ansari rant. I can feeeeeeel it.

I have a mancrush on Aziz but here is how I feel about George Carlin's later work and his being angry at clouds

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Guy Goodbody posted:

I understand that his character served the role of getting other characters into unusual situations, but Aziz Ansari was the worst part of Parks and Rec

I barely got into Parks and Rec. He's funny because he fumbles his lines on his own comedy show now and is really sympathetic while he does it.

Every time he stutters it's like oh yeah that seems like me trying to be clever, and then his show is great.

Parks and Rec is pretty cool and has some great people attached to it but I'm still trying to grok Cougartown, and other popular network sitcoms.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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PCOS Bill posted:

Comedians are funny. She isn't a comedian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7kKXWuXnfU

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hippie Hedgehog posted:

You're posting in the wrong thread then, champ.

(Please stop posting your opinions on Amy Schumer. Nobody cares.)



Actually you are wrong and we white knights will literally kill you to get a taste of her.

PCOS Bill is free to fire upon though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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oldpainless posted:

WHo are the four?

Michael Richards, Kanye West, Dr. Pepper and Tim Allen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muMFTlmoU0Q

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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PCOS Bill posted:

She does not know what is funny to be able to steal funny jokes.

lol nice1

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bombadilillo posted:

Wouldn't you scream rape if you were on a list that close to...































































Tim Allen?

He is an unintentional source of comedy, neighbor

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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It's PCOS Bill

I can't remember why we're collectively supposed to be mad at him but we are

Martian law!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Blind Sally posted:

different people like different things. i think Kanye music is good. you don't seem to think Kanye music is good?

:shrug:

Kanye does things that aren't music too.

Try getting any music lover to appreciate Pablo right off the bat.

Not Pablo Honey, Pablo, honey

He catches some flack for having political opinions (how dare he) and that just makes it better.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Paladinus posted:

'kayne. You know, cocaine.

Kanye: yogurt


http://people.com/celebrity/kim-kardashian-pregnant-with-kanye-wests-baby-couple-gets-frozen-yogurt/


ahahahahaha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones

i had to look up ninja and find out his name is Watkin Tudor Jones

to finish my little joke post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoFSDrVrLno

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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you want to see yolandi in the bathroom? ofc you do

now suffer

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