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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010


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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Proteus Jones posted:

It's like I can hear the little slaps of its webbed feet on the run up

I can hear the cheer of the crowd

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Guy Goodbody posted:

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast



She's not that bad looking

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Jamesman posted:

Thankfully not real, but the following are;


ASMR My Story I Was Raped - Whisper/Ramble - 3Dio Pro II Binaural Mic



What the gently caress.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Scathach posted:

I had a tokay for a long time. They are vicious and most definitely gently caress-you lizards.

I want to get another one.



Lol their Latin name is Gekko Gecko

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

This made me actual laugh out loud, because I too am losing my mind.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Must... get through and... kill... cat.


https://i.imgur.com/3ImuQYm.mp4

That was amazing










Can you make it do the Alien mouth thing at the end?

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

sandoz posted:

this is the most deeply hosed u0p thing i have ever read in my entire life

CLEARLY flo-rida is the one wearing the baggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the strap

gently caress

A second shawty has hit the floor.
https://twitter.com/TPAIN/status/978646487956631552?s=09

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

Isn't that like swans drawn using only their skeletons for reference?

Nah it's swans using only their souls for reference.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

No matter what they are doing these seem like the least efficient animal ever. So much limb flopping for so little movement. When eating it seems to take several big air chomps before they manage to get anything in their mouths. What is even going on with these guys?

In context of the post you quoted, I kind of thought you were talking about old white dudes for a moment. It was plausible.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I know I've told this story on the forums before, buy my two uncles were living together, and the older one was dying of end stage liver failure from being an alcoholic since the age of 14. He also had an African grey parrot which would imitate his voice incredibly accurately. Once he passed away, the younger uncle found himself in possession of a parrot that spoke in the voice of his deceased brother.

The parrot found a new home pretty quickly after that, with some parrot loving people.

Wasn't there a Pet Island thread called "Parrot Won't Stop Faking a Coughing Fit and Saying N****r" after someone inherited a parrot from a deceased uncle?

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

I know! His hands are bigger than his feet.

Someone shop his shoes on his hands.


Didn't check whether this was a response to a Kanye post. Don't care.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Lolololol

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Pls help me I can't stop laughing

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

Hey Guy Goodbody. There's a thread now for you and it's the mildly interesting pictures thread. It hasn't been getting too many posts so you can go over there with your stupid bullshit that everybody hates.

Speak for yourself bucko. I like a bit of Goodbody, myself. Makes me laugh.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

bike tory posted:

Ok not any wil wheaton discussion here but can someone explain what "when you eldma pussy" is actually meant to sound like?

It's an i not an L

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Fister Roboto posted:

It's the Swedish version of that Pat Benatar song.

Hort borker, love torker, drom morker

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

When I was a kid, my parents' friends had a two- faced cat called Janus. It made sense.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Tony Snark posted:

Satanists with witches for hire
Queers and lesbos around a fire
Dead babies make that fire higher
Coat hangers stuck in kids

That's the worst- scanning version of "My Favorite Things" I've ever seen.


Even though those ARE my favorite things

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

"Sicilian born & raised" doesn't even scan

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Imagine having your own loving cubicle instead of an open plan flexi- space

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

kiimo posted:

mine is in the corner and the only thing on the open side are ceiling to floor windows.

There are worse mouse traps.

Yeah that unironically sounds awesome

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Elfface posted:

I heard the plot of Cats recently for the first time, and all I can conclude is that there wasn't enough cocaine so Lloyd-Webber started doing LSD as well.

There is a character called Rum Tum Tugger.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Back when it was Old Cuyama?

More like old cu...


You know what, I can't finish this

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

thecluckmeme posted:

Flash 'em twice to signal danger, once for the all clear, three times for Billy to bring you another beer

Sure if you want to be murdered in a lawn gang initiation

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

zoux posted:



ABSOLUTELY NOT INJURIOUS

I see the whole "which end goes in mouth" thing hadn't been figured out yet.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Yeah, famous author of books about being a Yorkshire vet

His hands end up in some surprising places!

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Doc Hawkins posted:

that does not look toasted. please tell me it's toasted.

It's not called fairy toast, mate

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Are we not all made of meats?

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

MizPiz posted:

Florida Men are going through a redemption arc

https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1188269220779327488?s=19

Edit: Ment for the tweet thread, but gently caress it

That man has a terrible bbq technique

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Besesoth posted:

Wait, there's more than one "Three's Company"?

Yes but the other one's called "Man about the house"

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

gey muckle mowser posted:

the hot dogs look like Smart Dogs to me

The Internet of Things has gone too far!

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

What other porn is bigfoot gonna look at?

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
I recently found out that one of my co- workers sheds her toenails like a cicada skin and i'm super impressed. Like a toenail will fall off and there'll be a new toenail underneath, ready to go.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Good thing it is STDH. Perhaps the ur-STDH

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

TontoCorazon posted:

It says right there that it's not a butt plug, why is this so difficult?

I follow a Twitter account called "Not a wolf" and believe me, buddy, i'm starting to have my suspicions

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

The Moon Monster posted:

Why is TERFism so big in the UK anyway? Is it just that the vague religious/moral/"it ain't right" objections you see in the US don't fly there so they needed to innovate some other line of attack?

Tbh, that's a better explanation than any of the others I've seen

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

Taika got the season finale of The Mandalorian and he went from a Red vs. Blue sketch with Jason Sudeikis as a scout trooper to making everyone in the audience cry. He made a comedy about imaginary friend Adolf Hitler and it worked. Dude is magic.

If you haven't seen Taika's movie Boy, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_(2010_film), you really have to because it will make you cry

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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Trump does the same thing basically.



Trump's has no exuberance. I dunno how you make ostentation look bland but apparently it's possible.

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slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

welcome to archy and mehitabel's

can i take

your order

please

and the spirit of the camel

in these midnight gloom

can be so very cheerless as it

ponders the meat


shortage

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