RyokoTK posted:

Reality, as programmed by Bethesda.

Powaqoatse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKNdRpB4fTw

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The saddest bear cookies possible.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

BrianBoitano posted:

Memento posted:

Not just military food, but Russian military food.

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Includes meat with vegetables, instant noodles, stewed meat, instant dry milk, raisins, wheat crackers, chocolate, more stewed meat, whole sweetened condensed milk, instant buckwheat, black tea bags.

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Includes items such as bread, Tabasco sauce, Skittles, Chiclets, spaghetti and meatballs, dried cranberries, pretzels, cheese spread.

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Includes a mixed-fruit cup, portable stoves, jam, coffee, water-purification tablets and vitamins, biscuits, turkey, liqueur, toothbrushes, beef in gelatin, rice salad, pasta with beans, cereal bars.

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Includes cooked rice, seaweed, curry with vegetables and sausage.

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Includes Scotch biscuits, chili con carne, tuna, a muesli cereal bar, diced andy, Vegemite, a sesame-seed biscuit.

Istari posted:

If this answers the "how dogs would wear pants" question, then dogs have mistaken pants for some sort of dungaree/chaps combo.


The hero Gotham deserves:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

OMG Bat-Horse confirmed

We Know Catheters posted:

Why is he famous? Is it just because he played Sherlock Holmes?

for fucks sake posted:

IT’S FIFTY SHADES OF GREY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GREY.

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS FIFTTY SHADES OF GREY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS, CHRISTIAN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN ON ANASTASIA’S INNER GODDESS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY hosed THE WORLD’S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN OFFICE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

bobjr posted:

Hihohe posted:

And here we see the before and after of worshipping Chaos gods such as Nurgle

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

So what's the theory behind woods porn? Guys that are so ashamed that they're touching their dilz that they have to go out in the woods away from civilization and people so no one will know?

I was reading an indie comic years ago where a guy was talking about his real-life childhood, and how he and his friends used to go down into the sewers to explore. At one point they found a huge cache of porn down there, and I thought it must be the same thing. Some dude so afraid someone will find out that he jerks it that he has to go down underground away from people to do it.

TontoCorazon posted:

Oh man, somebody has the album. If you can find it online listen to that poo poo, is insane.

I believe his lawyers were working overtime trying to get that thing of the internet a whole ago.

budgieinspector posted:

Palpek posted:

Hell yeah, it's back.

projecthalaxy posted:

People on knifecrime island get the news and stuff right? They've heard that you dont have to have kings anymore? New systems have been created.