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No idea who Paul Ryan is, but he sounds like a dumbass.
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Those are some big weights, I better not mess with this bro.
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If you meet Buddha on your way, 69 him.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:this post is fake I hope the museum of smoke is right next to it.
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Telemaze posted:No, please, I beg you. Don't do the bees/beads thing. I've seen that reference so much that it makes me feel the same way someone saying "'it's just a flesh wound! Did you mean to say "PLEASE GOD NO NOT THE BEES"?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Trump really hasn't "gone" anywhere. He's still riding on daddy's money and the media he hates so much (who now claim to hate him) made him famous enough to win a popularity contest against a bunch of idiots. Hi, European guy here. From the outside it looks like Trump has very much "gone" somewhere, i.e. the White loving House. Ta.
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But how is comrade supposed to not walk on the fish, it's all over the place and he has his hands full/attention occupied. That big red hand is a dick.
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its all nice on rice posted:A butter bell is great. You can butter your toast without destroying it. It also lets you store butter on the counter without your rear end in a top hat cat licking it. Or maybe just learn to not spread the butter like you're Conan, the Barbarian.
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Men in Tights is when Mel Brooks realized he had reached his peak with Spaceballs and valiantly tried to reach higher, but ultimately failed. The only thing it and Dracula: Dead and Loving It have over Spaceballs is that they are a lot bawdier. Like, a LOT. Which, for the Dracula movie at least makes a lot of sense. Dracula movies, especially the Bram Stoker one, are horny as all get out.
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Lemon posted:just make it a lot more simple and say fucksack Is that like a rucksack you take to the brothel?
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Every warning has a stor... wait, I said that a few pages ago already.
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Looks like RoboCop threw him in a vat of boiling acid.
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You think it's the terrible hair and the unhealthy-looking tan that makes everyone think that that man is a former professional wrestler. I am here to tell you that it's also the ill-fitting suit.
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mind the walrus posted:With competition like that, no wonder the US no longer has Twin Towers. Fixed.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The hell it was. I keep looking from his face to her face and back and I keep laughing harder and harder.
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If you wrap a .22 in a pizza, does it become deadlier than a hot dog?
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Memento posted:
Buddha unbalanced.
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Hackers film 1995 posted:and here is some content brought to you by the hilarious @factsweird Should have painted it like a Kryptonian cradle/rocketship.
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His beard says Kung Fu Hitler.
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I think if it's more than three it's just called "crowd".
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jojoinnit posted:If someone smirks at this I'll be batting .500 Take your hand out of your pocket Bilbo, you aren't fooling anybody. Especially not Gollum.
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Trabant posted:Approximately 99% of traditional Chinese medicine is for your dick. Incidentally, 99% of it is also made out of animal dicks, dick-shaped animal parts or dick-shaped roots.
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MizPiz posted:
It's extremely frustrating that I can't pin down any of those off the top of my head, I have read books before!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also there's a bunch of safari parks in Africa which are running successful breeding programmes for certain endangered species and they're funding themselves by letting big game hunters shoot their stock. They've found a way to monetize endangered animals, so now that they're actually worth something they're putting in the effort to make more of them. Sounds kinda self-defeating.
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Kheldarn posted:
... yeah no I'm not gonna put an angry swan in an Ikea bag, nice try.
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freeedr posted:What about w gently caress W, lovely proto-Trump that he is.
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Woodburger posted:You should check out The Chris Gethard Show, it's wonderful. Every day of my life feels like an episode of The Gethard Show.
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Russians used a pencil No, in Russia, pencil uses you.
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A FESTIVE SKELETON posted:gonna show up to the white elephant with $50 dollars worth of cornchips Tastes like regret.
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Stoatbringer posted:Hello, Tate Modern? Clea
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Data Graham posted:E: ^^ It's Violent J whose daughter has a fursuit and who showed up to MFF a couple years back, posed for photos, etc. Whenever the topic is how actually ICP are very decent guys, I like to mention the story of Terry Funk, wrestling legend who has wrestled in a thousand backyards for hot dogs, and how he wrestled at a Gathering for ICP and they came to his house to pay him. He told them to just leave the money on the table when they left since he was busy doing something else, expecting it to be twenty bucks or the like. But it was a huge amount of money, since ICP seem to care about paying the people who work for them well. There is just something heartwarming about the picture of ICP going to this guy's house to give this guy the money they think he earned, and it's a lot of money.
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Parallelwoody posted:I love the raised arms at the end, like "Ta-da!" I love the guy checking if his gun is working shorty before his brutal annihilation.
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History, but not his story anymore.
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