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Immature but I had to

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Gorilla Salad posted:

It amazes me that a cult Australian film from 40 loving years ago is somehow so well know on the internet.

I grew up in Australia in the 70s and still have hardly ever met anyone who knows it exists, or knows the name and thinks it's a French movie.

Just walk away

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whiteyfats posted:



click for big

What restaurant is Babyface Bob supposed to be?

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IUG posted:

What is that that's picked up? As someone who worked at an amusement park that regularly had people die at it, I got worried that guy was going to get a fatal uppercut.

Oh hey I'm from Cheshire. Left that state as soon as I could though and haven't looked back

E: I suppose I should post a picture

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ToxicFrog posted:

Did woods porn just stop being a thing in 1990 or something? Millennials are in their 30s now. :confused:

Not to derail from a derail, but this is something I find really funny, the way the term "millennial" has come to be used. We were having a management meeting at work, and one of the owners was telling these millennial jokes and talking about some busser who didn't show up or something being the quintessential millennial, going on about how millennials just want things handed to them, "unlike the hard workers in this room". 8 out of the 11 people that were in that room are millennials.

Edit: Also chiming in as a millennial, born in the late 80's, who found woods porn with a friend. At a boy scout patrol meeting I believe it was.

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ductonius posted:

You're exactly backwards. "Millennial" started out as the generation after Gen X, generally born between 1980 and 1990. It meant this in the mid to late 90's when it started being used. I'm 35. I have a stable, full time job. I have a car I own outright and a retirement account. I have a child. I'm a millennial.

It is also a term that later came to mean "kids these days" in the early 2000's when millennials started to go to college. Then it kind of stuck around and anyone who was college age was a "millennial" all the while actual millennials grew up and got on with things.

I was about to post something similar, it's just the term for the generation after gen x. It was gen y for a little while but Millennials is the term that stuck. Millennials are '81-'97 or something, gen x is '65-'80, boomers '46-'64, silent generation​ '27-'45, greatest generation '01-'27. I've seen a few variations in the start and end years but it's something close to all that.

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What sort of dirtbag pedophile is going to buy a new Mercedes sprinter instead of a like used E-150 or something. That's one fancy and expensive rape van.

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Zesty posted:

Actually, because it wasn't funny. You know what that's like.



Lmbo at this very short list of probations that spans 9 years. A bloo bloo bloo he made a handful of mildy racist comments over the course of more than a decade on Something Awful Dot Com, the forums that were making 9/11 jokes before the second tower was hit.

And as to contribute content, I may as well dump a bunch of crap that I've got on my phone.





Are chalk dicks NWS? I only ever browse on my phone I have no real concept of what's acceptable at work :nws: http://i.imgur.com/xvMVzEs.jpg :nws:







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Paladinus posted:

Gummy vitamins are the least effective way to get vitamins into your body. And it's one of the most expensive ones, too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/teen-vogue/do-gummy-vitamins-actuall_b_7034380.html

Just eat an apple and regular gumdrops or whatever instead.


the article you posted posted:

“natural and organic gummy vitamins are great supplements to get in a variety of vitamins and minerals in an easily-digestible and delicious way,” says NYC-based nutritionist Tara Ostrowe, MS RD. “They’re also good alternatives for clients who feel that regular multivitamin tablets make them nauseous or are too large to swallow.”

Lol did you just read the title and like the first paragraph and decide that was that? The first paragraph said it can't replace a well balanced diet (just like any other multivitamin, which is why they are vitamin "supplements"), and the rest goes on to say that they contain sugar, which shouldn't be an issue if you use them as directed and brush your teeth. Also to be careful to not let kids, or anyone, eat them like candy because they are full of vitamins and minerals that could be toxic above the RDA.

I can't imagine these nutritionists having anything different to say as far as the main message goes, that while they contain necessary vitamins and minerals but aren't a replacement for healthy eating, than they would about any other multivitamin. The main difference is that kids might OD on them because they're tasty, and that they have a small amount of sugar so you should brush your teeth like a civilized human being and probably not use them if you have diabetus.

Edit: I guess I should read replies before posting, I didn't realize that was like 2 pages ago. I stand by it though. Also have a baby with expressive facial hair. Sorry for the lovely snipe.

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Master Twig posted:

A prolapsed anus.

A prolapsed anus is often harder on the horse.

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Have I got a life hack for you. It will cut your clothes/child washing time in half.

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I'm the @aol.com email address

Edit: Also the jingle is incredible and over 2 minutes long

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What is this even supposed to be, if not animal anus?

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Those are some incredibly wonky eyes.

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Accretionist posted:

If he ups his pasta w/sauce and vegetables game, he could feed his family for $5.

Costco:
$8.99 -- 5.5 lb frozen vegetables -- ~20 servings at 40 cal per cup
$7.49 -- 4x jars pasta sauce -- 20 servings at 80 cal per half cup
$8.99 -- 6.6 lbs (good) pasta -- 20 portions at ~555 cals per ~1.75 cups

If you don't mind the pasta:sauce ratio...

That's 20 meals each costing $1.27 and containing 675 calories, containing:
  • 1.75 cups pasta
  • 0.5 cups sauce
  • 1 cup mixed vegetables

Even if you don't know how to cook, you can get a #10 can of basic tomato sauce for like $3 and just put some salt, pepper, and basil in it, if you're really trying to squeak by. Crushed tomatoes are even cheaper, but the basic tomato sauce is at least seasoned a bit so it's not quite asking somebody to make pasta sauce from scratch. Plus if you aren't trying to save every penny, you can take that $4.50 you saved and get some ground beef or spicy Italian sausage and get some quality meat protein in your cheap meal.

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whiteyfats posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2NxgZ9gm.gifv

Spoilered for gross.

Lol man you can still link it or embed the image rather than just having the text of a url. It's not like the random imgur url is anything gross in and of itself. But if you want to spoiler it for whatever reason there's no reason not to make it a usable link.

Warning! Gross!

Or

:nms: :nms: Warning! Gross! :nms: :nms:

Or



Or

Spoilered for gross!!!

Or even

:nms: :nms: :nms: :nms:

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Jamesman posted:

Pretty smart of that person to post a picture with all their information visible.

I mean there's the doctor's name and the phone number of whatever pharmacy, but it doesn't look like there's too much personal info there.

Edit: lovely snipe. Have a paint huffing mugshot.

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Jamesman posted:

Address at the top.

Oh ok, I assumed that was just the pharmacy too. I haven't had a prescription drug in a very long time.

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Edit: Nope, I changed my mind. I don't care that much about overly sensitive people on the comedy forums that have been known for nearly two decades for humor that pushes the envelope. Here is a picture.


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PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Star Wars Discussion Depot

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Bogan King posted:

Pooping with a view is pro tier pooping and it saddens me that you seem to miss this point.

My buddy's out on the Appalachian Trail right now, and posted this the other day.

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Lol I had no idea that existed

Edit: thanks, I posted about a p sweet back country poop that I took myself. I wouldn't feel right posting about another person's poop in the prestigious pyf poop you've taken thread.

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Dreddout posted:

Why isn't he wearing pants

Did you not notice the "pooping with a view" quote on top of the picture, or am I being obtuse and you're being sarcastic?

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There's definitely something large under water at the bottom tip of that peninsula/island.

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mdemone posted:

Alright I'm always ashamed to do this, but: idgi

I think I saw this one on like a sassy grandparents clickbait list. And the fact that there's another one from that same list in that post helps confirm it. It just doesn't have the mspainted "HER GRANDMOTHER" next to the BOO like the one I saw had

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Only 1 left-order soon

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Just fyi, spoilering a nsfw image is pretty much useless, since the image would have already loaded into your work computer's history regardless of the tag around it. I don't give a poo poo, I'm a chef who certainly doesn't look at something awful on work computers, but either post a link with a nsfw tag or just post the image.

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New thread title from a picture I posted, awesome.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

That's an insane price for either spearm or gum.

That looks like Costco so it's probably like a whole case that you see in the checkout line at store, 24 packs that each have 20 sticks or something.

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ante posted:

I'm not your bud, pal.

Ugh I'm way too late but

Who you calling pal, friend?

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Memento posted:

It's Like A Breath Mint For Your Nutsack™.

I'm laughing way to hard at this. I know we just got a new title, but

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: It's Like A Breath Mint For Your Nutsack™

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sneakyfrog posted:

hecking darn

I was laughing way too hard at this, the whole cursing like a child in kindergarten is probably my favorite meme.

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Does anyone know how to post images from imgur with the app/new configured mobile site? I searched bbcode in their help section, but it didn't get me anywhere. I used to use them all the time, then suddenly a week or two ago it wouldn't let me upload images on my phone without having the app, and the app doesn't have the convenient drop down menu with the page link, bbcode, etc. I tried typing my own bbcode and it didn't work, all I can do is make a page link, but that's lame, I'd rather have the image in the post.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I think there's a "share direct link" option and you can copy it to the clipboard.

Nice, got it figured out! Thanks!

Have some funny pictures to celebrate.









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Idk if this is a funny picture or a meme or neither or both. But I like it so I'm posting it here and the meme thread.


nice

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One guy I used to work with was so straight edge he wouldn't even take an aspirin for a headache.

Welp, that's my drug story.

I hired a guy to be morning dishwasher, and he checked "yes" under the "have you been convicted of a felony" section, with a note that he was happy to discuss is. Turns out he got super drunk, broke in somewhere, and burgled a bunch of poo poo. He told me he stopped drinking and doing drugs after that. I had already planned to hire him, it's a dishwashing job, as long as you can show up on time I don't care what your record looks like. That and I had worked with him in the past while volunteering at our town's soup kitchen, he's a good guy, that behavior was obviously in the past.

But anyhow on his first day, I told him where he could find the coffee. He responded "dude, I told you I don't do any drugs"

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:nws:https://i.imgur.com/A8IKNx4.jpg:nws:

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PCOS Bill posted:

What? Everyone I know crates their dogs.


Lol. Just lol. Where do your friends live, 2010? Literally no one does that any more. Those crates are solely a sex thing.

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