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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

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nael posted:

There's also an extra person at the Denny's for some reason.

The Denny Vinci Code.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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That dog has seen things.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Great Picture/Caption Juxtapositions of the World #50:

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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Stoatbringer posted:

And people wonder why God doesn't show up any more.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Bottom one should be Ken Livingstone.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
To be honest, I prefer having the royal family to the alternative, which to my mind is people like Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson ending up as president because enough people decide they're "classic legends" or whatever. That's probably just me, though. :shrug:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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The English chopped their king's head off before it was was cool. :v:

Sinners Sandwich posted:

When is the french elections over I'm trying to set my weekly planner around despair

I believe Le Pen becomes president in a fortnight.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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America's Constitution is its equivalent to the British monarchy. Capital "C" am deeply everything. :D

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Aleph Null posted:

To be fair, that is a drat good drawing for a 7-year old. I was still drawing people as circles with a tiny circle for a belly button and stick figure arms at age 7.

I still draw like that, but only for self-portraits.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Samovar posted:

Wasn't that reputed to be a red hot spear/bar to boot? But yeah, it's as likely as that one king who drowned in a barrel if wine.

Edmund Ironside (who was a pre-Norman King of England) is supposed to have been stabbed by an assassin who was hiding in his toilet pit. Richard II is the one who was alleged to have been killed when a group of assassins stuck a red hot poker up his rear end while the one who was supposedly drowned in butt of wine was the Duke of Clarence, who was the brother of Edward IV.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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suuma posted:

The guys name is Bonar Hunter and he made it to 76 before getting charged with a sex crime?

Britain briefly had a prime minister called Bonar Law.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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As we all know, real presidents don't win popular votes.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Mr Hard Brexit Now seemed pretty confident:



Then what happened?



I also saw a tweet demanding that Donald Trump accept Le Pen voters as political refugees. :ironicat:

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 09:38 on May 8, 2017

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I like this one:

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Feb 13, 2012

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Data Graham posted:

Oh hey, it's the guy from Eye of Argon.

he was an Ecordian

I can't believe my organs of sight.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

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The "gotta catch 'em all" strategy is hardly a new response to international terrorism.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Various American papers used the video, but they got it from US intelligence without having to ask.

</topical>

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Roro posted:

I'm willing to ignore that since it's a movie based on a game and there have been plenty of those over the years. Emojis, though? What the gently caress.

Sony is reportedly convinced that the Emoji Movie will be a megahit on a level that will revitalise their movie production company and enable them to dictate terms to Disney regarding use of Marvel characters.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Leavemywife posted:

Why the hell would Sony be able to tell Disney how to use their properties?

If I remember correctly, the reasoning was that they'll be in a position to get Disney / Marvel Studios to let them use Iron Man et al. in Spider-Man movies they'll make, or something like that.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Eugenics was considered good science once upon a time and it cut across the political spectrum. George Bernard Shaw, the arch-socialist, was an ardent advocate, for instance, because he believed eugenics could help to "uplift" the poor. William Beveridge was giving a pro-eugenics lecture to the British Eugenics Society in London on the same night the Beveridge report (credited with laying the foundations for the British welfare state) was debated in parliament.

William Jennings Bryan's opposition to the theory of evolution was founded on his opposition to eugenics - which was often justified by reference to Darwin's theory - almost as much as his religious fundamentalism.

Then along came the Nazis who showed what the logical conclusion of eugenics as policy would be (industrialised mass murder) and people wised up.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Elias_Maluco posted:

That aint funny but those are really some handsome rabbits



This summer, Jesus of Nazareth is The Prince of Rest In Peace.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Erebus posted:



do not steel



Double Punctuation posted:

Not the cover featuring Sonic bawling like a baby?



WAY PAST COOL!

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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Sonic is a DRAMATIC and SERIOUS comic for MATURE ADULTS. </deviantart>

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Feb 13, 2012

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JEEVES420 posted:

Talking to ER staff you hear all the horrors of humanity. I learned about a homeless guy named Side Pocket who would whore out his colostomy hole.

There's a bit in The Life and Times of Little Richard (the mid-1980s biography of Little Richard) where he describes his first gay experience as a teenager in the 1940s:

quote:

Madame Oop would french you. He'd suck you and tell you that he had a vagina and if you'd be nice he'd let you get some of it. You know, an older man telling you that, and you're a young guy... You see, he'd been with so many men that his rectum had been torn out and was no use anymore, so they'd put a colostomy in his side and he used his rectum as a vagina.

He proceeds to describe how after he became famous he would have massive orgies where he'd sit and read his Bible in between "[trying to] turn boys gay" by "making love to them in the rectum". The last chapter is just a transcript of a sermon he gave in 1984 where he explains that homosexuality is "contagious" and claims he "turned gay" because his mother didn't love him enough.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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A "smee hee"?

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Feb 13, 2012

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My Lovely Horse posted:

Uganda, I reckon. They're kind of infamous for it.



You read it, you laugh at how it's written, then you remember that the newspaper it's from tries to incite lynch mobs against gay people. :smith:

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

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I single out this one because I knew a girl in school who was huge into anime and ran everywhere with her arms flailing behind her like this.

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