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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I'm really looking forward to end of the year statistics on Tide related hospitalizations.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

PittTheElder posted:

Pretty sure those should still count dude.


I don't understand why Americans seem to think gun suicides don't count as gun violence.

The phrase "gun violence" is used one time in that article. The phrase in question is "school shootings" which a man committing suicide outside of a school certainly isn't.

Arguing that any kind of gun violence just in the general vicinity of a school is a "school shooting" is kind of like the people going on about the 50 million babies murdered since roe v wade.

Garrand has a new favorite as of 23:45 on Jan 26, 2018

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Yes

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I don't understand the last half dozen or so posts

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Cat's are such d.vas.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Paladinus posted:

Anime is cat.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!



It literally starts off by thanking another user. Are people really this desperate to dunk on this guy?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Ya'll know that that's not an actual TPUSA ad right?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

That just seems like a good way to split whatever you're working on. Predrill your holes people.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Gorilla Salad posted:

This is up there with the anal sex telomeres guy who believed loving young girls up the bunghole made him immortal.

I thought the idea was that as an older gentleman he had more telomeres and so younger ladies should gently caress them so they could live longer? Or am I confusing something/someone else with that.

E: I'm getting that backwards. He has less telomerase and so he's less carcinogenic.



a gallery https://imgur.com/a/243Vb#omhRU7u


Garrand has a new favorite as of 06:14 on Feb 22, 2018

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

That was posted in the PYF awful graphs thread but since it's here





Also that answered the question I had in that thread so thanks

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Ak Gara posted:

Sounds more like a syrup vs powder vs granules question to me. Powder sucks as if you try adding it to cold milk it just clumps up.

What you do is mix it with small amounts of milk, stirring thoroughly until you basically have a thick chocolate sludge at the bottom of your glass. Once it's like that you just pour in the rest of the milk and it mixes fine.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

What, no. It says right on there you stick your butt in it. Where else are you gonna poo poo?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

If you're a masochistic pollution fetishist would that make Captain Planet like your ultimate dom?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Americans heard the phrase "Let them eat cake" and went "ok".

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Own all the drugs but never take them

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Hra Mormo posted:

Not sure if I should feel bad that I don't recognize Ivanka Trump.

I just thought it was Guy was posting a random boring image until somebody actually said who it was, so you're not alone there at least.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

The post is only 10 minutes old, it's a bit early to say "nobody got the joke"

Unless there's another joke about the image itself

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

(Needs sound)

https://twitter.com/BurningAegis/status/977737665591349248

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Besesoth posted:


...no. No, they can't. Am I missing a joke?

That everybody on SA is a weeaboo that has taken some form of Japanese class somewhere along the way






Like me

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Strudel Man posted:

They just make that from Steve.

Yeah but he consents, so it's okay.

Vegans make the most interesting cannibal societies.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I don't know why this


got the "that's a fetish" post but not

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Phanatic posted:

Could you sell real estate with those?

Who needs eggs when you have St. Joseph buried in your back yard



Seriously. If you're having trouble selling your house what you're supposed to do is buy that thing and say a prayer as you bury it in your back yard.



We sell them at my store. People actually buy them. They're 12 bucks a pop.

Garrand has a new favorite as of 23:35 on Apr 6, 2018

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Are you bomber guy? I didn't appreciate your April fool's video, sir!

HBomberguy is just HBomberguy. I don't think he really posts on the forums much nowadays either.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Who What Now posted:

Garfield has always been male. Nermal is likewise his female opposite.

The worst part of SA is I can't tell when people are joking or not

Nermal is male

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Bertie Bott really does have every flavor of bean

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://i.imgur.com/Ia9nBYq.mp4

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I went to imgur to find a funny picture to free the hidden post but all I found was racism and transphobia so have this piggy instead

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

"checkout wifey"

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Would it be better or worse if it said "skin"?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

From that video, I personally prefer the Disney Frozen Childrens Kids Pretend Play Dustpan And Brush Toy Set.



Just what every little girl wants; a dustpan. But not a real dustpan, mind you, only a pretend one.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Penis

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://streamable.com/s/755v0/usauzw

I don't know if there's a way to embed videos like this

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I hope not or else i'm hosed

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/996198724723527680

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Which end went in first? This is important

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

MockingQuantum posted:

It's a little known fact that it's not the pictures, Rodney Dangerfield was just grainy looking to begin with.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/AwestruckVox/status/1004884037712908288

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