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PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

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It was introduced by inventor Abel Gonzales, Jr., a 45-year-old computer analyst from Texas, at the 2006 State Fair of Texas; Gonzales is also the creator of recipes for deep-fried butter and deep-fried beer at later Texas State Fairs.

Wow.

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PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

RareAcumen posted:

I wasn't really sure where to post this

The correct answer would have been "nowhere".

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

dumb. posted:

Making fart sounds with your armpit is more cerebral than 98% of YouTube comments.

Making fart sounds with your rear end is pretty much the same as 99% of YouTube comments.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Memento posted:

I dunno man, have you been to New Zealand recently? They started to have a loving serious orc problem in the early 2000s.

Let's not forget that invasion of cannibal aliens in the late 80s.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

There'd be maybe 5 females.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

ToxicFrog posted:

Organ meats are loving delicious.

You mean, like liver, heart and kidneys? Yeah, 100% agree.

Could someone post a loving picture or two from time to time?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
I'll never forget Sabotage, that is a great song with a drat funny video.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Bad Sneakers posted:

I have one exactly like it that I found at a thrift store once. I wear it all the time.
How about washing it once in a while?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Zipperelli. posted:

I just want to point out that it's the little details that make this one. For instance, the pistol with multiple magazines taped together sticking out of his waistband.
And that toy car thing by the window, so this guy probably has little kids in the house and a shotgun, pistol and at least five magazines for a loving AK-47.
:911:

(Might be airsoft stuff though, I don't know)

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
Maybe they're looking for someone who is good with OCR software.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

burexas.irom posted:

And you can use it to make Trump / Boris Johnson cake! Truly the candy of our era.


A Trump cake would have to be white dough with brown coating though, not the other way around.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Stoatbringer posted:

Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

I read this aloud and now I'm possessed by an ancient demon.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Hollismason posted:

The two policemen Officer Heinrich and Officer Himler shot the man to death when they responded to a call of a unresponsive man in the back of a taxi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Himmler

So... was this guy Jewish?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm also a fan of this one:



Sorry, no mail today for you, Mrs. Milkman. Not even if you give me that nice fish.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
Was Jodelodelodelodelohitie a big hit in the Netherlands?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
This new Hentai Kamen movie looks kind of cheap.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
"Wow, humans finally are dumber than us"

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Slime posted:

itt pcos bill finally expresses a good opinion

Dogs stink like Satan's rear end, poo poo everywhere and maul little kids, of course he likes them.


PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
How about some funny pictures for the 99% of us who don't give a gently caress about this stupid Warhammer bullshit?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
A heart. Sure. What else could it be?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
And I thought the second line was just cut off.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Inescapable Duck posted:

Fun note about the girlfriend list; apparently it was found in the glovebox of a used car.
Was there a dead body in it?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013


Amazing, WWN still exists. Only online, unfortunately.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

That's an insane price for either spearm or gum.

Only because, as we all know, the whole world pays with loving US dollars.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

We Know Catheters posted:

Skinny jeans don't cause you to be immobile
How would a goon know that?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Grey Fox posted:

im the throwing star of david

Well, it's better than this

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Wheat Loaf posted:

Sometimes you get married couples where one of them is conservative and one of them is liberal. So it must follow that sometimes, they share a car.
So this is what Arnold Schwarzenegger's car used to look like?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
drat, why did you cut off Slylock Fox?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
So I scrolled down on that page...

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Bored posted:

I just found this in my photos on Facebook. I love pretty much everything Tony Danza’s Ho draws. I think she got banned, though.

For sucking?

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

RagnarokAngel posted:

I keep expecting this to go horribly wrong and it doesn't.
He can't stop, slides over that narrow road and gets squashed by a truck. Click here to see the uncensored footage.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
Whoa, a llama that can write.

PaulBearer has a new favorite as of 10:53 on Nov 12, 2017

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

I don't even remember who Firs was.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Still funnier than people losing their poo poo over other people painting their loving faces.

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PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Okay, robot, you finished the tutorial. Here's your gun.

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