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trickybiscuits posted:Fun fact: the term "dorp" means a small town in Dutch and Afrikaans. The Dutch were the first Europeans to settle on the land that is now New York City, and there's a town called New Dorp on Staten Island! If you like listening to people with something stuck in their throat, then yes, it's cute. The word gegiechel means giggle, and you would expect it to sound jovial, but it sounds like a second of white noise followed by an l.
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Dutch is a cute language.
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The point of the sandwich video is that you buy freshly baked bread which makes any lovely sandwich palatable, while if you prepare your sandwiches at home, your read is not as fresh by lunch. But it's still dumb as gently caress.
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May 18, 2017 12:22
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It's not satire.
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May 18, 2017 12:59
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'kayne. You know, cocaine.
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May 18, 2017 14:34
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CainsDescendant posted:I remember when I was in high school Huckabee took away our soda machines because he had just lost a lot of weight and thought that kids shouldn't be allowed sugary drinks, the meltdown that followed was pretty ugly. A couple of weeks later we got our sodas back without comment. That's my Huckabee story, thanks for listening. He was right.
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May 18, 2017 22:59
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*while updating my $5,000 worth game library on Steam from my new laptop* Sod off, you oval office! I've never had an avo sandwich in my life, yet I still can't afford a house at 28! *furiously spins a custom-made fidget spinner* I'm so mad I think I'll go and fly my drone at the park. loving hell, what a twat.
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May 19, 2017 12:42
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Taxes are easy, unless you own property all over the country and run several for-profit and charity organisations at the same time. When you're in your twenties, it requires almost zero effort.
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May 19, 2017 13:36
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dud root posted:is that from the deus ex intro? http://coub.com/view/ue9qp
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May 22, 2017 20:18
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Jamesman posted:Anyway I don't think it's real.
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May 24, 2017 11:18
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I think Zesty was implying that those quotes were photoshopped in by someone.
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May 26, 2017 00:04
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Zesty posted:A few of those are clearly fake and even if you claim they aren't, you think Racist stereotypes are okay if someone else says it about themselves. And then he's done that routine again.
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May 26, 2017 01:37
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Who What Now posted:Where? It's on his 2008 DVD Kill the Messenger (the tour on it is also from 2008). Which is three years after the retirement comment.
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May 26, 2017 11:28
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ultrabindu posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUEeAzl9Weo
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May 31, 2017 11:38
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This town is like a great big dildo... waiting to get hosed.
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Jun 2, 2017 18:01
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CaptainBtaksDad posted:I wonder if that was his given name. What about Mussolini? He wasn't as bad, I heard.
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Jun 9, 2017 20:47
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Hyuck me up inside.
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VanSandman posted:Oh god I can hear it in my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
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Jun 13, 2017 22:02
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Beaver? I hardly knew her.
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Jun 15, 2017 11:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daJn8Va7ozA
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Jun 20, 2017 23:53
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Punk Goes Pop and anything similar is pointless, talentless poo poo without a modicum of creativity.
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Jun 21, 2017 02:25
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Read historical accounts of Medieval battles. They are full of angels, divine signs, apparitions of Mary, Jesus and about every saint, etc. How are you not a good Catholic? Or remember when Communist propaganda machine couldn't turn a huge previously religious country into a de-facto atheis state? Remember how this has never happened even once in real history?
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Jun 23, 2017 15:33
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Ever seen Tibetan monks do crazy poo poo on TV? Why are you still not a Buddhist? Looks like karma is real, imo.
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Jun 23, 2017 18:21
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It is him.
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Jun 24, 2017 10:51
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swamp waste posted:I know everyone hates midichlorians but i think they're a pretty good ret-con for that whole problem. Everyone knows the jedi can do psychic kung fu but that's probably because they were born special and different than the rest of us, not because they are spiritually enlightened. Of course it still doesnt make sense because Liam Neeson tacitly acknowledges this by doing the blood test (or whatever it is( it's been 15 years since i saw the movie)) Well, tough tits, my man, because this is what has happened. Yoda was a Space Pope and was really into politics. It's all true.
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Jun 24, 2017 23:31
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skasion posted:Here's Han Solo fist fighting a giant otter. This, however, has never happened. It is simply not true.
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Jun 24, 2017 23:33
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Facebook Aunt posted:Oh man, that kinda makes sense. Have you even watched the movies? Darth Plageous and Darth Sidious tried to manipulate the Force to create the ultimate Sith, but the Force instead conceived Anakin who in the end put an end to Siths.
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Jun 25, 2017 01:51
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Both of my grandfathers are dead, and still they are funnier than this.
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Jun 30, 2017 10:29
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You loving idiots. Wow.
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Jul 1, 2017 01:41
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Guy Goodbody posted:Annie Lennox is a four time Grammy winning musician who is very famous What is Grammy? Please, explain. Also, musician? Lmao, what the gently caress are those made up words? Please, tell me in detail what this word is supposed to mean.
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Jul 1, 2017 01:56
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I think Earth literally stands on three elephants. Please, engage with me.
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Jul 1, 2017 01:57
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sneakyfrog posted:what about the turtles friend Turtles aren't real, you idiot. Ha-ha how can you be so stupid?
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Jul 1, 2017 01:59
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A lot of climate change deniers in this thread, I see. Uzbekistan can just wait for the ocean to rise to their level.
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she's fat
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Jul 3, 2017 11:20
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She is fat.
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Jul 3, 2017 14:14
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They are both faaaaaaaaat.
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Jul 3, 2017 15:45
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The Bloop posted:Sure maybe but who loving cares People keep asking.
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Jul 3, 2017 17:39
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It's a year 8 biology book. E: I'm extremely slow.
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Jul 6, 2017 09:09
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Hirayuki posted:
The point is vegans shouldn't be allowed to order anything.
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Jul 6, 2017 16:43
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Deified Data posted:lol what a goof. Showed her for not being racist. Disgusting. The fucker's missed an opportunity to have 14 replies and 88 retweets.
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I've heard about football, but footpenis?
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