PaulBearer posted:

The correct answer would have been "nowhere".

queserasera posted:

This is a Shadowrun LARP and I refuse to believe otherwise.

PaulBearer posted:

Making fart sounds with your rear end is pretty much the same as 99% of YouTube comments.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Guy Goodbody posted:

Fun fact, this isn't just a random connection between two American characters. In one of Teddy Roosevelt's books he recounts a story he heard about a hunting party that was attacked by a bigfoot. And, on a hunting trip to the Pacific Northwest, he took a pamphlet on hunting gorillas.

Teddy Roosevelt believed in Bigfoot, and was hoping to kill one.

Mr Havafap posted:

cool but not complete without the diving nanny.





MOM, I MEAN THE DIVING MOTHER!

Jamesman posted:

That turned out to be his wife? poo poo, her panic and desperation regarding those kids screamed "I hosed up and am going to get fired."

sandoz posted:

no

Viruswithshoes posted:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/09ffe5db12a799e6ec77d9b79109dada/tumblr_omt2k12TFr1r868elo1_1280.gif

Pastry of the Year posted:

are you Nice Pete?

Pick posted:

Had to have the vet out to work on Russell and his troublesome genitals again today. Heads up for discussions of male animal anatomy, veterinary care, and some serious ickiness.

Some of you might remember my post about Russell and his sheath problems a few months ago. His sheath swelled up and there was a large, bloody sore on the end of it so I called the vet out. Vet cleaned him out (which I’d just done a couple months before) and in addition to some serious nastiness inside his sheath he also found lots of small growths of tissue on his penis. Had one biopsied and we found out that Russell has equine papillomavirus. Those growths can become cancerous but unfortunately there’s not really anything we can do about it. In the meantime, those extra growths of tissue sometimes cause irritation which is what happened about a week ago.

His sheath swelled up and was bloody again so I did what the vet had me do last time (give him penicillin shots for a week) which cleared him up then. This time he was fine for a couple days after the round of antibiotics but then his sheath started to smell awful (I could smell him from several yards away) and it was crusty, goopy, and had some bloody discharge coming out of it so I had the vet come back out today.

In addition to those growths we had biopsied before (which have gotten a little larger in the last few months), the head and tip of his penis and the inside of the wall of tissue surrounding his penis are all very rough and wrinkled. Look almost like coral or a brain. Those areas are all supposed to be mostly smooth. Because they are so full of crevasses, dirt, dead skin cells, and in Russell’s case since he is a lazy and gross gelding and doesn’t fully extend his penis before he pees–urine tend to accumulate there and can cause irritation and infection. Russell’s always had personal hygiene issues but these new growths just cause more trouble in that department so the vet cleaned him out really good again today (lots of blood, puss, and smegma; so gross), gave him a huge dose of penicillin and an anti-inflammatory shot, and said I’ll probably just have to clean him out every month or two from now on.

We’ll keep our fingers crossed that that’ll keep him going for a long time! If any of the warts do become cancerous there’s not really much that can be done though. My vet said he did perform a horse penis amputation once before but there’s no way I’d want to put Russell through that.

Mephiston posted:

That explains it. Fuckers love jacking up prices of poo poo, then having a cry about community and poo poo when you mention it.
For those of you that don't know, they're a chain of independent supermarkets here in Aus that go on about their "local community" and poo poo.

theflyingorc posted:

it's true, and many people know the truth!

http://worldmapswithout.nz/

Say Nothing posted:

Stoatbringer posted:

I'm holding out for the Amigaphone.

Deteriorata posted:

Guy Goodbody posted:

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Aren't the little "red hot" candies really difficult to find down there? I sent some to my buddy in NZ awhile back 'cause he couldn't get them on the bottom of the planet.

E: Good to know they're "fat-free", I guess.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

RIP

sneakyfrog posted:

augh whitey your fat avatar got all mutated

a kitten posted:

That's some great editing.

Say Nothing posted: