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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

The Road to El Dorado.

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Bates posted:

I've never clogged a toilet. What the gently caress are you people eating?

Wuss.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Blind Rasputin posted:

Porn hub comments are some of the funniest things ever.

"Hey is anyone playing the new Zelda?"

Its a very relaxed atmosphere. I have more cerebral conversations there than I do on youtube most of the time.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Make sure to give us a trip report.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Whats the cat equivalent of peanut butter?

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Dick Trauma.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt posted:

Is that a real cat or a statue of a cat?

Don't give him away its the only reason he's lasted that long among the badgers.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Mezzanine posted:

Yeah, this segment of the annual Gaki "Don't Laugh" show has become particularly repetitive over the last few years. This was probably the only unique part for this year. After that, it was the same-old contest where they fill two participants' asses with compressed air, then have them try to hold in their farts while armwrestling. It's kind of depressing that they've be become so formulaic.

Innovation in TV is dead its the same boring dreck every year. Like maybe switch it up a bit with helium but no.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
its good to see jack nicholson getting work again.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly that girl should dump him and get with a guy who doesn't skip leg day, like the guy to her right.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Google Ronald McDonald's meat it should pop up.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Shut up about Trump and post pics.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Is it illegal to hide porn in the woods just to continue the tradition?

The police typically frown on adults trying to give minors porn.

TrustmeImLegit has a new favorite as of 13:56 on Apr 6, 2017

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Seriously though, don't go out into the woods leaving porn for kids to find. Its super illegal. People will think you are a pedophile.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
First one is was real and the others are makin fun of him. Teenagers do stupid poo poo.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Some people might not have known that. :(

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

This is a feelgood story everyone should read.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
My dad used to shoot hoops with me when I was 8 and had me convinced he was Michael Jordan's backup. And when he went away on business he'd tell me Michael wasn't feeling too good so they might need him and he had to go.

I told all my friends that my Dad was Micheal Jordan's backup for several months.

I plan to do something similar to my kids and continue this cycle.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

Once again, I would like to remind you that calling it a porn couch is incorrect. The screen grab is from a porno, yes, and this is the joke, but the couch itself is fairly regular. It is not some specialty couch produced just for porn auditions. We have a similar couch in the office where I work.

How many job interviews have you conducted on it?

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Listen you shouldn't feel ashamed about any job as long as the end result is making people happy.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
As you get more seniority you have to do fewer and fewer handjobs, regardless of your skill. Its pretty unfair.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Soda products can't actually dissolve things like mice.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

It said it jellied the mouse, which would happen with virtually any substance with sugar in it. Dissolving is a whole other thing.

I've seen youtube videos of people trying to dissolve steak in coke. Nothing happens even after days.

The rumor came from there being acids in coke that can dissolve things. Which is true, there are acids in cola products that, in sufficient concentrations, dissolve things like steak. But that's true of a poo poo ton of common acids and there is orders of magnitude less concentrated than necessary in common coke.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

Almost all of those are faked. People will get sad when you tell them that British panel shows are scripted, too.

ITS REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I personally know someone who was on Maury and they aren't actors but they were super boring. I'm sure most of the highlight stuff we see on youtube is scripted.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Imagined posted:

Have you ever watched the British version of Antiques Roadshow? These pictures just remind me how much better it is. The American version is like some garbage from 75 years ago in a windowless State Fair building. The British version will be like some 800 year old thing out in the garden of a loving actual castle.

Americans like antiques because of the style you can't really buy anywhere but desperately want or was used by a famous person or something. Its not so much about age.

Its all trash y'all just have a bigger junk pile to rifle through.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Knowing the government that's probably intentional and no one thought anything of it.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Nordick posted:

That's... not really a counterpoint, is it?

I think bunch of ostensibly progressive dudes wearing a Tshirt with a guy who murdered gay people and thought they were a 'disease of the bourgeois' is pretty ironic.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

suuma posted:

The guys name is Bonar Hunter and he made it to 76 before getting charged with a sex crime?

The best hunters also know how to elude. Its why I'm going on safari to try my hand at poaching.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Forgall posted:

It was created to give more power to the slaveowners, but, you know, whatever makes you feel better.


It was created to prevent larger states from dominating every election. Rhode Island was the primary state behind getting that through. Have no idea how you bring slavery into this.

TrustmeImLegit has a new favorite as of 11:44 on May 8, 2017

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Forgall posted:

Electors and congress representatives were given out to states based on their population, including slaves. Who obviously couldn't vote. Giving white people in slave states higher elector/rep count per voter.

Tokyo Drift.

Yes but that's not why the electoral college exists.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
That's the same jug my windshield washer comes in. Good thing its blue so I won't make a mistake as I doubt I'd taste the difference.

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean.

I'd argue a solitary earthworm is

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