d3lness posted:

I refuse to disclose how much I listened to Basshunter and Scooter in college. Scooter's lyrics have always been solid gold. Stuff like "props to the man in the ice cream van" and "tie your shoes. yeah". For contrast, Darude blows serious donkey balls, has always blown serious donkey balls, and will continue to blow serious donkey balls.

Who What Now posted:

Y'all been talking to some real dumb babies then.

ultrafilter posted:

Do you actually know what the word "funny" means?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Whoah, check out this person. They don't just work in a gift shop, they work in gift shops. Plural.

When head office calls, and they need up to and including 5 units of miniature maple syrup jugs, or bumper stickers that say "I'd rather be farting!", moved off shelves STAT, they call Picnic "Multishops" Princess.

bike tory posted:

It still shocks me that Cromwell is held up as a hero in England. People have pictures of him on their wall and poo poo. The dude was basically English Hitler

Nenonen posted:

All Cops Are Bloody Bastards And Grift Enforcers

snergle posted:

if you go far enough left you get your guns back

Parrotine posted:

How?

Solice Kirsk posted:

The hell is that? Some sort of bulimic pumpkin?

Futaba Anzu posted:

bike tory posted:

Back in my day making .gifs meant chopping out 2/3 of the frames, resizing it to like 1/5 the full resolution and using as much data loss compression as possible. With any luck it would come in at like 200-300kb. Sometimes it even meant pasting static layers over immobile areas of the gif to ensure they weren't redrawn with each frame.

Kids these days don't know how well they have it with their gifv and webm and fibre internet.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Huh. So they finally manned up and removed that pesky christ from christianity. Makes sense. They didn't seem to care for him very much anyway

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Just gonna point out that this is a Catholic anti-Semitic trope that the pope and lots of other folks go out of their way to repudiate.

LifeSunDeath posted:

watching some car reviews of modern bmw's and they have serious overheating issues...i'm not surprised this happen...but why the hell would the cops spend this kind of cash on a patrol car?

zoux posted:

oof

Data Graham posted:

Wait a minute

wtf are lamb cakes

Hugh Malone posted:

and so were born the pencels

e: holy shiz your name lol

canyoneer posted:

This tweet is best read in Werner Herzog's voice

Collapsing Farts posted:

I wonder what cancer tastes like

Wanna have some fried cancer

Piell posted:

Your pornstar name is your first pet's name, the street you grew up on, and your mother's maiden name.
Congrats on never being able to secure your identity ever again!

Memento posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

A kinder, gentler Something Decent

The General posted:

But as far as I know, no phones will go upside down.

Lady Disdain posted:

I think those senior citizens are doing dips to keep their spookily powerful triceps in shape.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Why does this have to be a white people thing

Non-white people are capable of being socially anxious, often justifiably

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I think they're trying to imply the restaurant is racially vetting would-be customers for a reservation via seeing what they look like through facetime.