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RandolphCarter posted:There ain’t a saw you can’t fix a dildo to if you’re brave enough.  I'm not saying you're wrong, just that you'd have to be really loving brave.
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evobatman posted:The saddest Terminator timeline Sarah Connor: "There is no fate but what we make.  "
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fartknocker posted:Blade Runner 2049 was cool. Don’t care about anything else he did. I thought he stood out a pretty bad in 2049, not enough to ruin the movie, but I remember first time I saw it always wanting his scenes could be over as soon as possilbe.
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Testical eclipse of the heart, 1# power love ballad of the ages!
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Quorum posted:Scrotal eclipse of the heart 
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Actuary X posted:The kid had bad vibes We'll sure, to be doing hard time at that age. I'm sure everyones quite glad it's safely behind bars.
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Oh come on that ones gotta be some psychology student study.
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dinahmoe posted:I also have scavengered dead guy in my jaw (and a titanium shoulder, but that’s whole different story). For some reason, the dentist gave me a little envelope of the leftover cadaver bone, in case I wanted to, I don’t know, clone the guy or something? There for black magic, duh. All you need is a good carving knife and you can carve them into your own tiny skeleton army!
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What a tiger and a bear are shocked at killing, I think not!
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Heath posted:Tigers and bears kill out of necessity. Humans kill for pleasure. This is the horror Have had many pet cats, and yeah, pretty sure for tigers this is very much untrue.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:National what now? There are far more out there than that. Today is: National clean out your medicine cabinet day National humorous day National education day. (https://www.daysoftheyear.com/) Tuesday before last was national unicorn appreciation day.
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Knormal posted:The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose. Zeus? I don't think that was meant to be any sort of conflict resolution.
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Kevin Bacon posted:Let the goose make the first move This post was made by a goose. Do not listen to its lies.
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:The goose made the same mistake, it's why he's attacking. Weird al is a friend of all creatures great and small 
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Freemason Rush Week posted:Well there's your problem, she teaches pre-K Oh, she just happens to teach those that are the main diet of pterodactyls. You may as well just hire a wolf to teach lambs how to... um eat grass I guess? I dunno what lambs are taught in school.
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Fuoco posted:What about the rest of the alphabet? Nah it was decided not to teach the later half, more highly scrabble high scoring letters, to the kids today after they started beating the adults at the game. Play games smarter, not harder.
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Samovar posted:7-2000 BCE? Am I reading this wrong, or are they really saying they could only guess a date within a 5000 year range? The person knelling down was drawn 7000 BCE than 5000 years later someone came by and improved it.
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monolithburger posted:If your rock art erection persists longer than 5000 years, please consult an archaeologist immediately. Oh yeah, archaeologist, well known for making people less horny  
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Pretty sure bears use rivers, natures bidet.
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Oh, so that's why cannibals like tender, tender human meat. Intresting. Thanks Dr. Baden!!!
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voiceless anal fricative posted:Poor rat Yeah, the rat was just chilling, going about its day. How would that dude like it, if the rat kicked him into some women's face!!!
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BrigadierSensible posted:So long as it doesnt make you a rat. You wish you could turn into something as adorable as a baby rat!!! 
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Regular Wario posted:There was an accident with the steamroller Steamroller driver Joe seems far to happy about their "accident".
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Hmm yeah, I don't think I like the new animation style of the Futurama reboot. Is this why it reviewed so bad?
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What everyone have against rarely seen, fun loving Halloween doggos just playin' and having a good time on the beach.
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