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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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whiteyfats posted:

Was I the only one who thought it was their mom from the start? Kids looked Asian/white, and that seemed like a mom's panic.

Yeah, I thought so too. And shame on that dad for not picking up his little girl and putting her on his lap since the interview was already ruined.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gotta get your money's worth. :shrug:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Take this kid away from these weird video game obsessed parents. The foster child upbringing will at least teach them real violence and apathy so they can apply it to their regular lives.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Memento posted:

video games

You sick gently caress....that kid is a bully.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That's fantastic.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pffft, now that terrorism is gone what else do they have to do?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gromit posted:

More of a sweaty pink. Like if pink hadn't changed their flannelette shirt for a few days.

So like watermelon and BO?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Not seeing any mushrooms.

edit:
DAMNIT!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I refuse to believe that Gordon Ramsey could cook decent Mexican food. Look at this garbage poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fETZCWvzkWM

That's not a taco. That's an Asian wrap.

edit:

And since all us goons have chili opinions, here's his "chili" dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nL9p8Wd8AI

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Mar 21, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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A boiled hot dog with beef spaghetti sauce and teaspoon of chili powder is not a chili dog.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gromit posted:

Well I just bought 10 jars of it so their sales reps will be overjoyed.

The funniest thing is this could trigger an automatic resupply and that store will get like 6 cases of it because they showed a 600% increase in sales this week or something.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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How much denim is featured in Flare?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Is he using a flip phone?

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:03 on Mar 25, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I thought we were past flip phones even for burners?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ha! Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZhhFyOSYNw

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Give Cark his coffee back you jerk! :mad:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a stick

btw, i'm mainly gonna be posting horse stuff in the immediate future, so I hope y'all are ok with that.

me irl right now



That's not how you mount an img file. :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Guess thats one way to protect them from the ravages of water.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Goodness gracious...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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whiteyfats posted:

You're making GBS threads me.

No end in sight! https://www.wired.com/2015/07/commodore-smartphone/

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Coq au Nandos posted:

He METHOD ACTED Smaug.



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Out of all the old 80's movies that are getting remakes and sequels why isn't Willow one of them? I love that movie. I blame Willow and Legend for making me like fantasy books and games.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Facebook Aunt posted:

I have read them. The follow the adventures of angsty young Princess Aurora, not Willow. As I recall Willow is off doing wizard stuff. Oh and Mad Mardigan dies in the prologue.

So barely sequels at all. Nobody watched Willow and wondered what the baby did next.

He killed off Mad Mardigan?! Did he turn Sorsha into a fat brow beating evil step mom too? loving Lucas...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Karate Bastard posted:

That's possibly genius, because it looks like a mistake but isn't. Is it? What is it?


Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Well it's certainly in your face
but you can't graaaab iiiit

This was epic.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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What a depressing looking fish tank. I'd be grumpy and pissed too if I were a fish and didn't even have pebbles in my tank.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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4 slices of hot food

I also love that you have to add red water to it. And uncolored oranges.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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oldpainless posted:

Did you just assume his race?

I don't think he/she/xe is winning the race.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Eww, they're touching it with their bear hand.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:

sugar and milk

Honey, powdered sugar, and extremely hot water!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

This dude wants to gently caress that ration.

You should check out the one from the 90's he got that was frozen the whole time. He's loving ecstatic about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiErAgbwH3Q&t=636s

It makes me mad that I'll never be as happy about anything as this guy is about eating 20 year old apple sauce.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dude, Wendy's is killing it. A not so small part of me is hoping that in the coming years Twitter will become a battleground of corporate passive-aggressive sniping.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Back when McDonald's first launched the "tax time" burger and cheese burger deal when they were 10 or 15 cents a piece and a twenty burger limit on both, my friends and I all went in at once and got about 200 burgers total. Then we had a competition to see who could eat the most and I put away 12 of those bad boys. My other friend won with 22 though...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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We laugh, but its probably gonna rape that blowfish.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kinda disappointed that the queen wasn't a vulva.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bumper Stickup posted:

Everybody says this until you try it. Then you love it.

Agree 100%. Throw that scrapple in some butter on a flat iron to crisp up and then toss it on a couple pieces of bread with a little dollop of grape jam/jelly. I don't like a lot of organ meats, and I'm not a big fan of grape jelly, but holy gently caress. It became one of my favorite breakfast foods instantly.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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McPhearson posted:

There's a place in Japan that uses repurposed industrial robot arms to cook ramen. In Kansas City there's a restaurant that delivers food to the tables though a system of little trains. The Sketchers North American distribution plant uses robots to load and unload trucks, so you wouldn't need humans to receive shipments of food or even to restock. The only barrier to a fully autonomous restaurant is cost; the arms at the ramen place are $100k each and the place was set up as a publicity stunt by the company that makes them, and the distribution plant was made to ridiculously exact standards at a cost of $250 million so all the machinery will work. Once this stuff gets cheaper I definitely expect to see a few robo restaurants.

I bet even at a robo-restaurant they'll tack on a 15% gratuity.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mastiffs, Great Danes, and Rottweilers really are the best dogs. They're just big dopey lovable buffoons. If there was a way to get them to not slobber on everything that comes with in 3 feet of them I'd own one. Also if I didn't in the city, had a yard, and didn't work long hours.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kinda wanna see that aquarium. Looks pretty cool. Like a submerged window of a house.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gromit posted:

This is some bizarro world opposite day poo poo right here. What the hell is going on the Midwest? Do they do bioweapons testing there or something?


There was cheese in the Vegemite. We midwesterners can eat anything so long as cheese is is either smeared on or incorporated into it. For instance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7aMYv3DerM

There's something deeply broken within us.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Munchables posted:

First porn was on the internet, but I found a porn mag on the sidewalk one time. I've been in the woods but never found any porn there.

Woods porn only ever occurred once or twice in a young man's life and probably never if you were born in the 90's. My friends and I found three Hustlers and an old pan by the remains of a camp fire in the woods once. It was amazing.

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