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This is why you keep your E-Blocker gel handy at all times.
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Moon Slayer posted:Someone goes to drink what they think is a ftfy
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Mar 11, 2017 21:58
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:If only there was a Linux phone OS! I'm holding out for the Amigaphone.
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Mar 27, 2017 21:14
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He likes trucking and he likes to truck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo
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Mar 28, 2017 19:53
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sirbeefalot posted:Beyond the mayo, you also generally want to avoid putting paste between the chip and the socket. PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Beyond the mayo
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So that's where Lara croft got her early bras from!
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RFC2324 posted:Wearing used underwear is as gross as using someone elses toothbrush. Just spray them with Febreze, it'll be fine. 
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Lime Tonics posted:You just never know though, Touch pupper's tail, you'll get the flail.
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Gorilla Salad posted:So triggered right now :tumblr: lol at anyone who didn't know the best way to dial was to tap the receiver hook at the correct speed to generates the clicks for each digit.
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Collateral Damage posted:Weren't these from a challenge to make the worst UX ever or something like that? I've worked for a few companies that could enter that competition. ( One insane UI that was being developed was a great mix of clever and terrible. You could, for example, pull up a directory listing of image filenames. Then draw a circle around some of the filenames, and end the line you were drawing in a particular way (which you had to get just right or nothing would happen). This would trigger it to open a text box that you could type a command into, like "slideshow" or "print" or "email" and it would perform that action on those files. Of course, you had to know exactly what commands were suitable for the files you'd circled and spell it correctly, no context-sensitive hints or anything were provided. The boss was sure this would change the world and refused to let the developers deviate from his grand design and read "technically impossible" as "you just need to try harder". ) Stoatbringer has a new favorite as of 11:21 on Apr 10, 2017 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:As you get more seniority you have to do fewer and fewer handjobs, regardless of your skill. Its pretty unfair.  The Penis Principle.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Soda products can't actually dissolve things like mice. If they did, how would you know (apart from your coke tasting a little more rodenty than usual)?
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Prof. Moriarty posted:Found this record at the thrift store yesterday. And people wonder why God doesn't show up any more.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:"I hate Mondays". I want to shoot The whole day down
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Apr 28, 2017 23:05
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Guy Goodbody posted:Greg Land often has trouble matching expressions to what's supposed to be going on in the comic, mainly because he has a limited number of images to trace This explains a lot. I read a Greg Land X-Men comic a few years ago and noticed the characters had a weird set of facial expressions, like everybody in one frame would all have the same hollywood smile happy face, and in the next they'd all have the same "angry" face. As you say, the expressions didn't quite seem to make sense for the dialog/action going on.
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Vietnamwees posted:Is that an actual wooden pencil on that plate? Wood is a vegetable.
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May 10, 2017 12:01
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Computer hacker spotted.
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May 10, 2017 19:23
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Powaqoatse posted:
Dairy Products Gone Bad!
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May 12, 2017 18:56
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but whiskey & coke instead
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swordfish duelist posted:I'd rather drink myself to death than to deal with choking on my own feces. Better than someone else's, I guess.
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Guy Goodbody posted:and was executed for his crimes at age 33 Yeah, but he got better.
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Canned Panda posted:Nothing says America like a tank made out of Budweiser. Is that what Trump is selling to the Saudis?
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May 22, 2017 12:23
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marshmallow creep posted:He is like some kind of Irish super hero. Thank God you're here, Very Close To Shore Man!
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May 24, 2017 19:20
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So what happened to his super secret super plan to wipe out ISIS within 30 days?
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May 25, 2017 19:41
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DiggityDoink posted:im gonna get searched at the airport for trying to google what that means arent i? Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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Nordick posted:Sir Patrick Stewart is voicing the poop emoji in that movie and I'm not sure whether to despair or to commend him for not giving a poo poo. I saw a trailer for it recently. It was a bad trailer.
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Jun 1, 2017 09:23
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Don't be silly, people in olden days didn't have sex.
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Found this over in Automotive Insanity.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:How are these guys not nazis again? Well, the nazis were snappy dressers, for one thing.
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Mindless posted:Hamlet? As You Like I.T.
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Jun 19, 2017 21:31
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Elizabethan Error posted:this is what comes of trying to load that scottish play Macbeth?
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Jun 19, 2017 22:47
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Chrpno posted:And some people say she's just a big pair of tits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YNzNyNpAsM
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Sir Nose posted:Peter Gabriel originally wanted Dolly Parton to duet "Don't Give Up". She declined for some reason so he went with Kate Bush. Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing, as Kate Bush is incredible. 😍
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How will North and South Korea ever reconcile their differences on this important issue?
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Jun 24, 2017 20:33
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Hammerstein from 2000AD in the 80's?
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Gorilla Salad posted:Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space? Up?
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Bogan King posted:The way of the blade maybe? Stab beetle.
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Hyperlynx posted:"How do you gently caress up programming a tap, anyway?" The stream was connected to the wrong pipe.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:That's awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhh9SySRXEY
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