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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

snergle posted:

twitter is evolving language into new speak. with only 140 characters to convey what you want you have to get rid of unnecessary poo poo like words w/o multiple meanings and the letter T

Doubleplusungood.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

dpack_1 posted:

New Boston Album Cover Art is looking good.



spent far too long in photoshop for this joke that 4 people will get.

Turns out it was more than a few then.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Scathach posted:

Found this one on my FB. This is probably the only time I'll ever be able to say "Shut up, Wesley."



To be fair trump is slang for fart in the UK.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Can you still cum is pies?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Seaniqua posted:

drat, this is fantastic

https://i.imgur.com/RwEhdIY.mp4

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Screaming Idiot posted:

When potato goes bad, proper Russian still eat potato, drink its juice, and then learn to love rotten potato juice. Raisin? Raisins are for American sheep too fat to enjoy rotten potato. Eat grass, American! Good Russians drink rotten potato juice for the glory of the motherland!

I've seen saurkraut juice for sale here in Latvia near the fruit juice in the chilled section.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Data Graham posted:

Having a big framed mirror at eye level above a fireplace is just about as baffling as having a picture of a ceiling fan tbh

Could be worse, could be a TV up there.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Samsung currently make a dual screen flip smartphone for people who like that sort of stuff.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

ashnjack posted:

Well given Gromit spent :20bux::10bux: sending this to me the least I could do is post.



That's waayyy too much Vegemite.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Why do so many kids have nut allergies?

Side effect of those drat autism vaccines they keep warning us about.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

LifeSunDeath posted:

You're no friend of mine, pack your poo poo and get out of my light fixture:
http://i.imgur.com/tjw1JFb.gifv

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

When there's a riot breaking out, but you're pulling a 10 hour shift and just trying to enjoy a quick ciggy break.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Forgot colour changing removable fur.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Data Graham posted:

How would they know?


:v:

It's a myth that dog's can't see colour. They're just limited to Blue and Yellow tones. :cheeky:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Tried to slip my disk in at work, but the player wouldn't consent.



The sticker on the top says "Don't leave your CDs in me".

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Cross posting from the Idiots of Social Media because I honestly think this is one of the most hilarious screen captures I've seen all day that isn't one involving covfefe.

beato posted:

A friend of a friend on Facebook. I thought he must be a troll, but my friend said no this guy is actually loving nuts, he's actually got a court order forbidding him from using Facebook too. These are some of his most recent posts about his Amsterdam trip...






beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

MizPiz posted:

What's his username?

He's not a goon.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I was surprised too especially considering the mayonnaise incident.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

What's going on with the sea in that first one? O_O

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

How do you even go about getting out of that? How does it get enough speed to fly horizontally again?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Source:https://www.instagram.com/__remmidemmi :tipshat:

Edit: Here's that particular quoted photo: https://www.instagram.com/p/jGtlDlI3oT/

beato has a new favorite as of 12:12 on Jun 27, 2017

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

IDGI. Also is that Latvia?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Ziv Zulander posted:

What are you to talking about? They've always been that color. Why would Frosted Flakes have a blue box? Weirdos.

they're cinnamon

Frosted Flakes or Frosties as we know them come in a blue box in the UK.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
So is someone gonna post the source video for that hot-tub thing?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Happy 8th Birthday, Timmy! just remember this birthday banner is in effect as of today... Now, who want's cake?!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Reminds me of a pic I made for some Photoshop Phriday thread.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Just like Bart!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Collateral Damage posted:

CPS Took My Kids


And Mjaulm's illustration from the E/N Comic thread, which for some mysterious reason isn't goldmined.



So is there a thread about how he turned his life around? I wanna read that part.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Zipperelli. posted:



I like to think the person driving has Alzheimer's.

There's so much conflict happening on the back of this Nissan Quest.

Edit: Some of these have been added digitally later, right?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Powaqoatse posted:

id say building a shopping mall out of gypsum and styrofoam is a major problem

Grover Mall

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Mr Giant Man posted:

Everytime man, I'm crying over here.



Someone got a version of the It trailer but with this thing in it?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Some friends and I changed all our names in our Facebook group chat to the ones that closest matched our initials.

I'm Bobson Dugnutt.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

SEX BURRITO posted:

As terrible as it is, I agree that there's something very cool about those images. They look like something from a prestige drama. There's one of the gunman yelling, with the dead guy in the background , that looks like an arty poster.

There's a whole goldmined thread of this guy here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3802260

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I'm more conflicted by the photoshop skills going on in that image on one hand they did a terrible crop job and the text boxes and font are terrible yet they they had the skill to mask around his finger so that it overlaps the text box and also did a pretty decent job at putting a meme within the meme in one of the photo frames.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Fibonacci sequence in full effect there.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

bloom posted:

username_ideas.jpg



I'm I ❤ Cock Salad.

A decision was made. I want to know what it said.

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