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Seaniqua posted:Welp, 32 years. 32 years before I knew this. I think the problem is, in cartoons, they'd use a sink plunger for the toliet. Everynow and then, I start thinking about making a website that would contain information that everyone expects you to know as an adult, but that no one ever bothered to tell you.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 17:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:36 |
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butts to butts asses to asses
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 22:43 |
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So, is it illegal to give your children tranqs?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 20:35 |
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Poor Freckles,
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 01:15 |
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Assign values to each one, and roll a couple percentage die.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 05:24 |
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VendaGoat posted:We don't need no stinking werebadgers! No, There castle, there badger.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 00:09 |
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All the nice and friendly stuff escaped from Austrilia and made it to the islands. New Zealand is all chill and poo poo. Com to think of it, Where is OLD Zealand?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 15:46 |
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Because cats always land on their feet.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 16:22 |
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Yeah, FRESH rear end. Not moldy rear end!
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 02:16 |
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Powaqoatse posted:something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun "Poor old Freckles, thought of an Ampersand and died."
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 23:15 |
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Bendydick Crumplesnatch Burlington Coatfactory Benadryl Cucumberpatch
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 19:25 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Out of all the old 80's movies that are getting remakes and sequels why isn't Willow one of them? I love that movie. I blame Willow and Legend for making me like fantasy books and games. Do you know how expensive it is to hire an entire villages worth of midgets? Their union has gotten SAVAGE since then. Course, they could go the oompa loopma treatment and get one person to play everyone.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 01:59 |
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Wait....you're not supposed to eat that stuff?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 22:01 |
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Que?
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 05:24 |
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Sounds like you really made an impression on it
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 15:53 |
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That dog is gonna need a therapy dog of it's own. Therapy Ferret?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 03:37 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I actually agree wth you. Looks kind of like a generic click bait type site now. Because it was bought out by George Soros and is 100% untrustworthy now?
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 05:24 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I gotta admit, if furries looked like this instead of lovely cartoon characters I'd take them a lot more seriously. Its like a cover to a heavy metal album. Except that "sword" is just pathetic.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 00:00 |
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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:please tell us what sword would be better and post a picture of yourself with one Look, if you're a ripped lion-man with bat wings, you need something a little beefier in the sword department.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 15:33 |
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Well. That is certainly a thing.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 00:05 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:You do understand that there are some people who bake more than just for themselves? Like, there are some people who bake professionally, and they make far more baked goods than they could ever eat, but then they sell those baked goods to other people Yes but A: It's Cinnabon icing from TACO BELL B: Where did he get that giant drum from? C: Bakers generally don't have to haul their supplies on the bus.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 20:12 |
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THis is all moot anyway because a container that big of frosting is heavier than a man of that stature could carry, and I don't see a 2 wheeled dolly anywhere. Nah, that thing is empty. Now, the question is, what is he going to put IN that tube?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 20:21 |
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Christ, having flashbacks here. I remember the first time that picture was posted and the exact same conversation happened, including the mspaint.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 15:35 |
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"Drink more Ovaltine"
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 19:18 |
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Crikey Heifer! I've locked meself out!
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 01:19 |
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Yeah, I thought I'd paint the rumpus room in Dad.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 20:31 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:I heard in recent reprints they changed the art to be as bland as the stories they're based upon. Man, I don't know if that is good or bad. Those images loving haunted me for goddamn yeaaaars.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 15:01 |
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I was at a flea market that had a big bin with a ton of 1960s era pulp sci-fi novels in it. They were wanting two bucks a book so I said gently caress it. If they were like 3 for a dollar, I'd have snatched a ton up.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 05:38 |
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funmanguy posted:On sundays before noon. Only Jesus is allowed to drink on sundays before noon. Only way to get rid of his hungover.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 03:37 |
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Gas will loving chew through styrofoam though.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 18:49 |
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Well, I think we can probably predict his nickname.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 20:44 |
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You could have just said the bands loving name, you insufferable sperglords. Who the gently caress knows the lead singers name of some C list 80s band that had maybe 2 hits.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 02:09 |
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Two questions: Is that guys name "Owl City"? And Is that an anime dance?
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 18:18 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:owl city is the singer every 12 year old girl loves Okay but is that guy Owl City or what I'm sorry I don't hang around 12 year old girls or keep up with their current likes/dislikes.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 18:47 |
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Big ole Silverbacks got tiny wittle dongers
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 22:46 |
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So, Hitler had the right idea, then?
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 20:33 |
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I like that guy has one hand out like he was in the middle of saying " Don't touch that" but it was too late
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 06:09 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:*inside of card* Dad oval office, so what? Sorry, but it's actually a self-help book. " So, your dad has a oval office: Navigating today's gender minefield."
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 15:21 |
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Strudel Man posted:Well, if you're talking to one in person, you should still call them Italian. Is this it? The most perfect post....EVER?!
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 01:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:36 |
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" Pop-pop got a disease that made his head 10% smaller every year."
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