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help my dog hasn't moved out of the house and never talks to women. he obsesses over routine and can only concentrate with a ball in his mouth. i think he's autistic.
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These are the people that end up cheating. The insecure ones are always the ones to jump into bed w someone else.
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Aug 10, 2017 16:14
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so top heavy. first hill would tip that poo poo
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Picnic Princess posted:
Let's see dad try and start the bbq without... THIS
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Olympic villages are great Keynesian infrastructure projects. I think they're supposed to rot afterwards. Not that turning them into community housing or free clinics would break my heart...
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Solice Kirsk posted:Magic eyes always look pushed in to me instead of popped out. I think my eyes are broken. just means theyre backwards. take them out and reverse them
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https://twitter.com/NeoMcKickflip/status/983487110417088512
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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1001516854341505024
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May 30, 2018 15:49
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did you find loss in it yet?
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May 31, 2018 04:38
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https://twitter.com/RoccoAvallone/status/1016869124784513024
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Jul 12, 2018 20:52
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The Free Thought project.com
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why... yes... a "jar". my rear end is a jar
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Aug 8, 2018 16:45
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:When is a door not a door? truth
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Aug 8, 2018 17:51
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All hail Josef Stallion.
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i wish they hadn't cut off the bottom timestamp. this is much funnier (to me) when it is understood that this is a response two years after the original tweet. pretty long time to hold a slam dunk like that in.
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jesus gently caress ive never scrolled so fast and cringed so hard
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Nov 12, 2018 04:29
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im gonna do this to my brother when im in town
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Nov 14, 2018 03:38
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what a tale
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Nov 15, 2018 17:36
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luigi gettin choked by a bloodhound with chocolate fountains coming out its head, tis the season
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someone found my christmas list
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Mar 8, 2019 16:27
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i never knew why it was called the funny bone until now
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null_pointer posted:Keeping crap off of your fingers. Look man I don't know I just don't get the joke! are you familiar with a cheeto? warning they are dangerously cheesy
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Apr 4, 2019 20:17
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is that Tails?
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what if you were an animal that was so dumb that we needed to nail your clothes onto your body gently caress horses
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Dumb Lowtax posted:https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/505968/what-is-rear end-door the elevators in the building i live in are like this. welp, that's my story.
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Aug 29, 2019 15:21
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wanna see how it walks
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Misspelled February. I have always insisted on pronouncing the other "r" in February. I think it's more fun to say as Fe-BREW-airy. welp thats my story
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My dog Gregorny went missing the other day if anyone sees him he's a labradoodles.
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The Bloop posted:Now I'm trying to think of a good comedy that's actually aimed at adults where the characters were largely good people. The Good Place. Or, rather, the entire premise is about becoming good.
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snergle posted:listen to the cd in the store i was buying it in what an antiquated sentence
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Nov 13, 2020 18:55
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it's just a cat tickling the seal's nose as it walks by fyi
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Swift Tailor - we sew fast! Est. 1989
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