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Powaqoatse posted:i dont doubt that https://youtu.be/V_96_ITeIFo Michael here is a real peach
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Keru posted:If I remember it right, he was trying to beat his addiction by arm reduction and jammed his arm down the throat of a cheetah and had second thoughts. The bandage on the other hand is to hide trackmarks from all the crocodiles he's been shooting up. Actually, it's not a cheetah, it's a panther (leopard). Leopards have two color spots, while cheetah spots are more like polka dots. You can tell by looking at the back of the panther
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May 1, 2017 18:13
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cnut posted:Who's a good boy?! Never thought I'd see an actual thought bubble in a photograph. Photographer: "Hey dog, what do you want?" Dog: "1CHIP"
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May 1, 2017 22:17
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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:Does that mug have 3D tits? The right nomenclature is "DDD" rather than "3D"
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May 4, 2017 18:21
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oldpainless posted:WHo are the four? Bill Cosby, Tim Allen, Larry The Cable Guy, and PewDiePie
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May 26, 2017 06:42
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oldpainless posted:Logically if you believe the female cashier is nice because she's attracted to you then so must also be the male cashiers No the men want to be friends with me because they think I'm a cool guy but the women are nice because they are in love with me for the same reason
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May 27, 2017 23:12
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Hyperlynx posted:Does this look like a concert ticket to anyone else? Right Eye Blind
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May 29, 2017 17:21
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Who goes to Pronhub and searches for "porn" anyway? You've already found it. Millions of people of my parents' generation who type "google" into the address bar to do a Google search for "google" to then replace the results with the search term they want would disagree with you
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Jim DiGriz posted:He was a porcuswine herder as a kid, as far as I recall. I just laughed myself to tears with that
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Stoatbringer posted:Found this over in Automotive Insanity. On their way to Cracker Bargel I bet
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Jun 8, 2017 19:37
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CaptainBtaksDad posted:Eugenics is literally evolution with a different name. I believe in eugenics. I believe you can breed for certain traits in a population. In school as students we literally self selected antibiotic resistance in a bacterial population. You're rightwhen you're talking animals, but when you are talking about people it is literally genocide.
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We Know Catheters posted:Why are so many of those people obsessed with the Roman Empire? Are you asking about the actual, original Nazis or the modern "alt-right" Nazi fetishists?
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birdmom of 7 can't even identify a CGI bird from an Adam Sandler movie
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He's not even doing the classic cannon pose where you straddle the back and pretend the barrel is your penis tho what is she embarrassed about?
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Jun 14, 2017 21:18
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They forgot the first stanza, Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade
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Jun 19, 2017 22:26
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Clever girl
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Just Offscreen posted:Because Han's origin story is a movie that fundamentally doesn't need to be made. No offense to Mr. Howard, but changing directors in the middle of filming doesn't bode well even before you consider that fact. OK but it has Donald Glover, Michael Williams AND Woody Harrelson in it. Even if it's bad, it's probably going to be a lot of fun.
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Being close to Lucas is actually a contraindicator of being able to make a good Star War in the last 20 years
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Khyber crystals can't melt planets
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dumb. posted:poo poo myself laughing at this one. So funny. Were you getting choked by Gene Lebell?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Surely you would poop before starting your shift on the watchtower? "There must be some way out of here" Said the joker to the thief "There's too much confusion I can't get no relief
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Tiggum posted:Didn't they lose badly when they tried to claim they owned the term "space marine"? Yes.
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Gorilla Salad posted:And to thank you for reminding me of my childhood trauma, I'm going to tell you this wonderful story from my youth: 
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dumb. posted:Not sure this is the right way to do a gender reveal... Figured he'd be the pitcher
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Deteriorata posted:Boeing got creative for a long-duration test flight of a 787-8 (flight was about 18 hours nonstop): I love this.
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Breaking up with your girlfriend from high school during your first semester at college is a time honored tradition.
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sassassin posted:The headline says Harry Potter not JK Rowling. I've never seen both of them in the same room before
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Aug 13, 2017 23:00
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Thanks for the male enhancement
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:If I ever have a jazz band it's gonna be called "Home Made Sax Tape". Good username/post combo
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What's funny about those early 20th century playgrounds is that they were considered the safe alternative to having the little kids play in the street and get crushed by horses or horseless carriages. http://www.denverpost.com/2014/06/06/vanishing-playgrounds-photographers-book-documents-vintage-equipment/ That giant rocket ship looks super fun
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Aug 27, 2017 17:21
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https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/chasing-the-vanishing-playgrounds-of-our-youth/ Actually, this is the playground article I was thinking about. Turns out there were a ton of those rocket ship playgrounds all over the country in the 50s and 60s, because rockets are rad
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I can't understand a word of this show. I think it's Polish.
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We're a culture, not a costume. This is not who I am, and this is not OK
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Ask them where they spend their winters. What color is the boathouse at Hereford?
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