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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Camera shutter speed matches the speed of the blades, so it looks like they're not moving.

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

ashnjack posted:

Well given Gromit spent :20bux::10bux: sending this to me the least I could do is post.



While the shezzy Vegemite wasn't great, I had no issues having it for breakfast. No where near as salty as the vegemite I remember an aus camp counselor once let me try.

You honestly can't really taste the cheese. Which may be a blessing in disguise. Given the cost it took to get to me I'm actually gonna try to finish it. Maybe.

Depending on how evil you feel, you could very easily convince someone that was Nutella, assuming there's no obvious smell that gives it away.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nurse sharks are basically the shark version of puppies.

Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Are you not allowed to spearfish for grouper?

No, they're endangered.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Y'know as depressing as it is the best part of the Trump Presidency will be watching an exceptionally ugly, strange-looking orange man have his already broken visage utterly demolished by the rigors of his job. Oh god what if he decides to get plastic surgery on the down-low and acts like we can't all tell?

I'm convinced this is what the 17 day vacation is for. He's gonna come back with a face lift and hair plugs and pretend like he's always looked like that.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Isn't it butter?
Isn't it spreadable?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I once saw a cop car just plow through a gaggle of geese that were standing in the road. Sirens on speeding down the road gently caress stopping to wait for these dumbass birds to move WHUMP big cloud of feathers. Just about the greatest thing I ever saw.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

He had a message to deliver to Animal Man and no Toyota is going to stop him.

I just want you to know that this was appreciated.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Comptroll The Forums posted:

"Oh yeah, well you look like a vagina," is going to be my new go-to comeback line.

Go ahead, try to insult me :smug:

You look like a vagina.

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Oompa loompa doompety dorn

I really hope this isn't from porn

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Proteus Jones posted:

That took FOREVER to see.

In the wild you would have been jumped on and savagely licked ten times over.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Congrats dummy you have a collection of murder weapons.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

muscles like this! posted:

I really don't understand people who do that whole injecting oil into their arms thing. It never actually looks like muscles and instead just looks like they have horrible arm tumors.

At least do it in the forearms and go full Popeye.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Is that Roger Stone?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Thanks to this map I now know that the cabin they filmed The Evil Dead in is an hour drive from my house.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

All of you are somehow missing the biggest crime here. Who the gently caress puts mozzarella on a steak?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

And the arm holding an arm holding a knife could be dangerous in the right hands :v: since it has better reach than a knife on its own.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I mean if he's just going around eating wild mushrooms the problem will eventually solve itself.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

chitoryu12 posted:

I should point out that this has no relation to Diana which is premiering on Broadway tomorrow. This appears to be a vanity project from a Kingsport, TN theatre lady. Buy the soundtrack here!

Well gently caress me, I remember seeing a poster for this and being very confused that someone would produce a play about Princess Diana in Tennessee. Kinda wish I had gone to see it now.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Hemish posted:

I'll be the killjoy but that pigeon only has 1 leg so it's not dancing!

It's trying its best, damnit.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Glottis posted:

As a misguided child I actually asked my grandmother what the hell that means. Apparently people used to eat eggs or shell them by poking holes in the ends and sucking/blowing the contents out and it was such a normal thing to know how to do that teaching your grandma is ridiculous.

I still can't believe that didn't backfire somehow.

Do you think the first dude to crack the egg into a bowl was mocked and ridiculed or hailed as a genius?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Do you think when Gieger eventually peels off his own flesh to reveal a horrifying biomechanical alien likeness of his own artwork lurking beneath anyone will truly be surprised?

I'll be pretty surprised since the dudes been dead for five years.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

bike tory posted:

Ripping the head off gives a better blood trail, which is good if the water is murky. That hook is almost comically oversized though, smaller fish are going to strip that bait pretty quickly.

They're probably setting up jug lines for catfish, so they've got about 10 or 20 lines set and some bait loss is expected.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

The Lone Badger posted:

I'm not clear. Was he continuing to take mescaline, or did he take it once and that experience revealed the crabs to him and afterwards he could see them without it?

It really sounds like he accidentally tapped into some kind of underlying crab reality and just decided to roll with it.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


If that was just a big tub of the powder from Kraft Mac & Cheese I would probably buy it. I would also use the self check out so that I don't have to look someone in the eyes who knows I'm buying a big tub of powdered cheese.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

How do you people still have the energy to be mad at folks doing silly things that don't affect you in the slightest? He looks happy, good for him.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Fair enough, dudes probably a dipshit, but there are nerds using the energy consumption of a small country to make 400,000 dollar JPEGs out there. Way better targets to be mad at, is all I'm trying to say.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

The Bloop posted:

I do not disbelieve the impacts but I had already written crypto off as Stupid poo poo before people started talking about the true environmental impact of blockchain

Is there a good source anyone can point me to that breaks down the energy consumption simply?

Also the whole no/limited simultaneous transaction processing makes this not a currency thing?

This one does a pretty good job of breaking down crytoart and why it's a bad idea in pretty much every way.

Edit: This is the same article linked above so never mind I guess.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

The Bloop posted:

This I know, but lately there has been a lot of "one blockchain transaction burns 100 tons of coal" type poo poo being thrown around

I'd love to see some real numbers on that because I know some people who I could probably get to stop being stupid if I had something like that to put in their face

Yah here yah go

The tldr is that the estimated amount of annual power consumption from bitcoin mining is more than the entire country of Argentina.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Goddamnit I always seem to miss these conversations.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I like a garbage dog with ketchup and I also enjoy a good quality dog Chicago style. Both of these things are good and if you like them or don't like them that is fine.

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

PainterofCrap posted:

For the love of god, make it stop



You gotta lot of nerve to tell people to stop and then post all that mayo.

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