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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




That phone booth is exploding in the most weirdest way

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pick posted:

Gravitational lensing

:aaaaa:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




man yall turkeys shiet

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



china bot posted:


coincidence???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKNdRpB4fTw

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Struttin' Toddler/Walker Baby 2020

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



a bit too on the nose imo. link the tweet pls

yes i am a sourpuss

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Memento posted:

It's a facebook status

welp sorry i guess those are impossible to link due to my social media faux pas

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



everytime u masterbate, god kills a kittan lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Depending on the display, K and H can look similar.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Speaking of Bungee Pranks

Dude is blindfolded & has been driven around, has no idea where he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZHnF_Ce6I

(action starts up around the 2 min point)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Guy Goodbody posted:

A horse using a stick to scratch another horses rear end



looks like a messed up rib bone i think

like a cannibal horse ripping it irl outta the other one's butt

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



something, a joke that involves the horse hitting a key on the keyboard that makes it a pun

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Garrand posted:

Why the long space?

hahaha

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hey yall guys know what bindings are most popular for horseplay? :o:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kennel posted:

Now I want some erotic literature written by a computer.

quote:

Chapter 1

You are far away so I say aloud, “Your cock,” and it is as if you are suddenly and imaginatively inside my body; as if you never left. My pussy agrees that this mantra keeps passion fresh with longing for the in’s and out’s, delving and pressing. I adore how you gently caress me seriously, slowly, poundingly silly. Like body odor, your rock-hardness goes away following a shower but only for a relatively short while. And that’s just the way I like it: Musky. Dirty.

“Your cock. Your cock.” I shall never tire of saying, “Your cock,” for speaking it closes the back of my throat tightly around your turgid flame like a oval office clutching and releasing, snapping closely around lengths and breadths in quick embraces. “Cock.” Like that.

more in link https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2016/issues/153

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



marshmallow creep posted:

For some reason when I look at this link on my phone I can see the tweets that claimed he deleted his account, with pictures of how @NHride could not be found, but clicking on this from my computer I can't find poo poo. I hate twitter.

Either way, he deffo still has that account. Perhaps it just went down temporarily or was hidden? Is that a thing that happens with twitter?

Yea I assume you can kill your twitter and resurrect it again, like p much any social media account. Nobody ever deletes anything, they just hide it from public view until you log in again.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




This wasn't funny at all, just weird and creepy and somehow still so badly paced that I got impatient for the dumbass payoff.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gromit posted:

I'm really sorry you got such a bad result (especially for what it cost to send!) and I can't imagine what that package had to suffer through to break open a roll of hard candy. Is the jar cracked or did the lid just inexplicably come off?

btw can one of you guys do a video in this style?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8f5Kj_CrY

Listen to how much he just enjoys the crackers and coffee and everything. Jump to 1:45 if you don't give a poo poo about how many were produced.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Who What Now posted:

That tour guide loving rules

Night hags are real yo.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I have such a bad hunger for junk food right now

Used to eat "family size" pizzas at least once a week, but being frugal has done a number on me... I just want that lovely lovely grease/salt inferno in my mouth

please respect that and post images of grease/salt/mouths

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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Leavemywife posted:

This was the first GIS for grease salt mouth.



Quoting to see image in preview (it doesn't show for me in the thread)

Wow that is kinda hard to identify. From the shapes of them they kinda look like chicken wings? But the weird colors and that layer of salt almost makes them look like salted herring, skin & all. The yellow sauce (curry?) and the red oily chili basin though, gonna go with actual non-fastfood chicken nuggets?

Also I just ate a homemade ham on danish rye, really helped a lot

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kwanzaa Quickie posted:

SOCCER LOVING T-REX ON HORSE CHASING GIANT BALL THEN KICK

username? thread title? both??

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




im requesting, with all my heart

idgaf about your inside jokes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



CharlieWhiskey posted:

The giveaway is the celery sticks and the wet naps. Buffalo wings.

Celery?! Keep away from my panties, sir

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




good job figuring that out patrick middleton

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



problem w mcd is it costs more than a random burger, and the wait is at least the same.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yall mans enough to burg on this level?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yea but mine's real

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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Memento posted:

Krona are worth about 10 US cents, try harder.

more like 15 at the time, dont matter though, show me a receipt that works out to 30 cheese + a meal

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hold on, "Musk Lifesavers"?

how musky are we talking

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




~ we all 25% moms

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




to me that has always been the most direct proof that dolphins are very close to human intelligence.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rigged Death Trap posted:

Fuckin 69-90 moms union
25% mandatory tip my rear end.

thats not the tip, its VAT/sales tax

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol at the last dude "man i wish i was that hairy too :sigh:"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



IamnotJoe posted:

In porn talk. I got in so much poo poo for porn I didn't know existed. My parents rented a Spanish language movie from a local mom and pop video rental. They watched the comedy and left the tape in the VCR. What they didn't know was that the guy at the video rental place had recorded over an LP porn tape so when the movie ended and the credits rolled the porn would kick in. They came back and saw a tape and pushed play and got a face full of girl on girl action. I got into so much poo poo over it despite that I wasn't even home that day. They made me get rid of it. Which I did by pretending to throw it away and sneaking out at night and got it back in. Hell if I was grounded for porn I might as well jerk off to it.

What did your parents say when they had to pay late fees on the comedy?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFwok9SlQQ

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




yes, new facebook cover photo!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Not untrue, assuming you live with five 300+ lbs type dudes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



P hosed up that whatever website just goes "yea no, there's one person by that name"

A proper one would be like "there are less than 2 people bearing this name"

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
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love that progression

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