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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie Hmm do I reply "no ring" or "no poo poo"?
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Kheldarn posted:
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May 11, 2017 04:57
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Powaqoatse posted:hold on, there's that joke See I was never satisfyingly amused by this "joke", surely if a female is 12 years old then she doesn't count as a woman? Besides, the amount of 12 year olds "mixed up with coke" is probably very small, despite what Drew Barrymore says. They would have to have (a) the knowledge and desire for "coke", and (b) the wherewithall to obtain said "coke" either by finance or service. The intersection of both points is not common widespread practice. But that's not the issue, perhaps the first line should read "I like my whiskey like I like my girls", or even better "I like my whiskey in the way that I prefer little girls". That way the intent has been stated with no linguistic embarrassment or confusion.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Presumably if a 12 year old is mixed up with coke it's because that's a common form of control used by sex traffickers. Not because she just loves cocaine and mows lawns for coke money. Couldn't they use something cheaper? Come on, it's not the 80's anymore.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Only some kinds Massive rear end in a top hat gropers?
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How are they going to collect the avocado on toast all the way from China??
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It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell three of my highest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited edition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put them on the ground. I wouldn't loving care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own-well being to defend not just my passion, but my life.
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May 29, 2017 04:18
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Istari posted:Beavers aren't common everywhere. Not on this forum!
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I.C. posted:I would like to go to Dollywood one day. Dolly Parton is very clever and a nice person. And some people say she's just a big pair of tits.
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I don't know if anyone remembers our Dolly in 90s romcom "Straight Talk" where Dolly played Shirley, a sassy radio psychologist. At the climax of the film, listeners were asked to "honk their horn for Shirley" to get her job back or some stupid poo poo. The love interest (James Woods?) and Dolly, sorry Shirley faced off in the street and he solemnly reached through the car window and gave her a good loud toot. Hilarious and touching, surely. Oh and at one point someone questioned her credentials and she said "well I studied at Screw U" which I thought was pretty funny. And sassy.
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whiteyfats posted:Jolene is a great song. I promise you a bandaging, pardner
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Elias_Maluco posted:Some new pizza border options available in Brazil piled high, melt the cheese, etc
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I would sooner attend a hoedown!
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Canned Panda posted:This is from my friend's video they took of their flooded sidewalk. It's wild seeing it randomly popping up here. Your friends are fishies??
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Shrapnig posted:Who gives a poo poo? nah he was a total gaybo
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgFPB6IokI I bet someone else has already posted this right? Doubt it, no-one watched Anchorman 2
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Female mallard, they have the purple wing bars. They're green headed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xIrkTVTQ1s
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The Bananana posted:Theyre... um... British prome.. ministers(?) Clement Attlee, Clem the gem they called him..... biggest loving sex symbol the country ever loving produced
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Gromit posted:That would certainly explain why our version of that sitcom didn't go well overseas. Well I mean, George so called "corpsegrinder" Fisher hasn't eaten out a dead chick that was hosed to death with a shovel so I can't really take Cannibal Corpse seriously now.
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Cindy Shitbird posted:I didn't know James Brown was a goon! ahem, Chuck Berry
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born: 30s-40s: bombed by Nazis 50s-70s: bummed by priests 80s: playground injuries 90s: bored to death 00s: outraged to death 10s: run over by Nazis
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Many thanks for posting this, we've been down this road before..... but what THE gently caress is on this pizza? Is it nappy brown sauce, chicken, liquid cheese and corn? Or grated cheese and mayonnaise? Or.... cabbage and sour cream? I just don't know
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That's a bit too good to be true. I call shenanigans from these 2 famous comedians
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Facebook Aunt posted:Sorry for your loss. I assume she's dead now. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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Aw man now I gotta go read the whole Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes thread again. See y'all in 20-30 minutes
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Olaf The Stout posted:"...the former American Idol winner’s seven-part suite reportedly paints a rich sonic tapestry that utilizes analog synthesizer riffs, 12-string guitar arpeggios, and pastoral flute accompaniment. In addition, Underwood’s copious lyrics take listeners deep into a richly imagined alternate realm known as the Gridiron, a medieval world populated by monstrous linebackers, scantily clad harlequin dancers, and winged footballs...." I just cracked up at "mellotron"
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Good to see Talking Heads working on new material
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Data Graham posted:I grew up thinking it was normal for high school kids to wear hats that looked like crowns Well I guess at one time they did? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopee_cap
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Marcade posted:Wait, I thought I was supposed to shoot the guy with skittles, not shoot him with skittles. You just made me laugh about a tragic dead guy.... now that's true comedy.
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