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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm curious to see where Quincey fits in in Columbus. With the D looking like this:

Werenski-Jones
JMFJ-Savard
Murray-Nutivaara
Quincey
Harrington

Does Quincey slot in alongside Nutsack? Murray's the weakest link in the Top 6, both from what I've seen and illustrated by:

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/837075230971457538

...the fact that he was seen as possibly expendable.

A Korpisalo trade would've been interesting as it would've required another goalie to be brought in because Forsberg's not going to work at backup. Korpikoski (Korpi II?) will probably be in the lineup until Calvert gets back, at which point we see what happens to him.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Screw both of you, I want 4-7 games like the one last night*.

*Only if Columbus wins four of the 4-7 games.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jarome Iginla will wear #88 with the Kings. Why?

quote:

"True story," Iginla said. "One of the only jerseys I ever bought was when (Wayne) Gretzky got traded to the Kings. I was a huge Oiler fan growing up and I bought a Kings jersey and put on No. 88 and I put my name on the back. I was about 10 years old."

Gaborik could've jumped from 12 to his normal 10 and Iginla could've wound up with 12, but there's the story.

https://www.nhl.com/news/jarome-iginla-will-honor-wayne-gretzky-by-wearing-number-88/c-287285444?tid=278542340

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJ reach the 40 win mark for the fourth time (2008-09, 2013-14, 2014-15, 2016-17), which doesn't include what might've interpolated to be a 40 win season had 2012-13 been a full year, I'm too lazy to do the math. And:

https://twitter.com/THWMark/status/837495592205058049

The regulation loss was the end of the 16 game win streak to Washington and the OTL was to PIT in a barn burner. :stonk:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

If the post-bye CBJ schedule was a gauntlet, the upcoming schedule is anything but: @OTT, @NJD, NJD, BUF, @BUF, @PHI. Gimme dem points.

Pornographic Memory posted:

I thought the trade deadline was only the end of the period in which you could trade players and have them still be eligible to participate in the playoffs, and that actually you can trade year round except for the Christmas roster freeze?

You can. Hartnell for Umberger+4th was between the end of the playoffs and the Draft. Like June 15th or something.

You can also sign players who can't play in the playoffs now unless something changed, too. See Marty Turco to Boston.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I love when I have an excuse to post this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vggxJedsJw4

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/TheCBJArtillery/status/838226995179814912

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Brodeurs Nanny posted:

Get this team some talent, any talent.

"New Jersey trades D Kyle Quincey to Columbus in exchange for D Dalton Prout."

Not a good start.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Aphrodite posted:

Dalton Prout made a good defensive play on Marchand last night.

That's one more than Kyle Quincey ever has, so I guess we know who won that trade.

Broken clock right twice a day, etc.. I hope he gets back to 2013 form for his own sake, but the only things I remember from him between the end of 2012-13 and his trade were hanging out D partners, passes to the wrong colored jerseys, and decking Milan Lucic.

Ginette Reno posted:

Lmao at this Torts interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITnbiN915xc

"I said what can I do...this may sound neanderthal but I said I'm gonna go fight that guy."

e: If Jackets/Pens is a thing in the playoffs there's like a 100% chance of another blowup unless the Jackets somehow sweep the Pens or something

Best wasted second round pick ever.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Sergei Bobrovsky has allowed one goal in his last three games, and that goal was an OT GWG in Montreal. 3 shutouts in the last 6 for the CBJ if you account for Korpisalo vs. NYI.

Oliver Bjorkstrand also likes scoring goals against New Jersey.

Aphrodite posted:

We're just trying to tell you in your weird Columbus bubble that Quincey is way worse.

I'm just looking at the overall picture, much as I did with the Horton for Clarkson trade: neither choice (broken Horton or maybe-can-play-but-at-least-is-insured Clarkson, Prout who sucks or Quincey who also is Not Very Good) is particularly thrilling. Quincey has been neither good nor bad so far; he took a penalty causing a very brief 5-on-3 tonight, but it's in the net if he doesn't trip Palmieri.

At best, Quincey's a serviceable bottom pair defenseman or maybe a useful #7. Worst case scenario, he indeed sucks and goes up to occupy Prout's seat in the press box while Nutivaara goes back onto the bottom pair, he isn't re-signed, and it frees up $1.575M in cap space which probably shouldn't have been alloted to Prout in the first place which, in turn, can be used for something nice.

Or is that flawed logic from the weird Columbus bubble you try to pop at every opportunity with the focus of an angry five year old?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Colorado has five wins in their last 30 games. :psyboom:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Suspicious posted:

One of them was shutting out Montreal 4-0. :eng101:

They also have an overtime win over Columbus and a win of some sort over Pittsburgh. :iiam:

Varlamov stood on his head in the Columbus game. I was there.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Vezina: (tie) Devan Dubnyk and Braden Holtby (I honestly can't decide)

Bob has to be under consideration if for no other reason than the CBJ don't have the season they have if McElhinney or Forsberg is starter. Korpisalo's decent enough to make them an alright team, but not second in the Metro. I feel like it's between Bob and Dubnyk.

Torts is going to win the Jack Adams and the rage is going to be entertaining. I hope somebody puts Greg Wyshynski on suicide watch when it happens.

e- Wow, I didn't realize Holtby had gotten around both :cop: and Dubnyk in GAA.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

What's nuts about the Calder is if Matthews and Laine weren't in the running, you'd still have several good contenders to debate over. Werenski, Murray, Marner...

Torts was expected to be the first coach fired and the CBJ expected to finish last. Is there a stronger case to be made for anyone than a) he's still employed, b) his team is top 5 in the league, and c) is still winning?

Suspicious posted:

Wyshynski doesn't like Torts? You'd figure a guy who likes fighting would like a coach that fights.

How did YOU cope with Torts' and the CBJ's early season success?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-ar...l-sh&soc_trk=tw

Not "What did you think" or "How are you feeling about...". "Cope", like it was a terminal illness.

quote:

I’m conflicted because I generally don’t like John Tortorella as a coach, temperamentally and tactically. And yes, some of this is the lingering taste of bile from the World Cup of Hockey and the embarrassment that was Team USA, but that’s as much on management as it was on the coach. There’s no denying the impact he’s had on this team, and the fact that he’s probably going to win the Jack Adams unless Guy Boucher somehow makes a stronger case.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Dallas 4 Washington 2 (F).

Well, I'll be.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Inside the CBJ's meeting which got Elliott Friedman's attention and turned the 7-9-1 post-streak skid into a 7-3-1 run: http://www.dispatch.com/sports/20170306/end-of-blue-jackets-malaise-tied-to-the-meeting

quote:

"What I took out of it was we were all on the same page again," veteran wing Scott Hartnell said. "It's not management versus coaches versus players versus trainers. (Coach John Tortorella) may not have been happy with our play. He might have been barking at us, and we were (barking) at him, and it seemed we got lost for a while there and lost our focus."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

corn on the cop posted:

hey who wants to see the worst defense iced this year

https://twitter.com/MattLoug/status/839176792699187200

Dalton Prout, top pair defenseman.

T-Bone posted:

How often do you even get fair value for a franchise player when you trade them in their prime? The Kovalchuk, Luongo (Florida->Van), Thornton, Hall, and Subban deals were bad to terrible. Even the Kessel trade was pretty poor value.

You have to go back to like the Nieuwendyk for Iginla or Clark for Sundin deals for something decent.

The Nash trade at one point was rock bottom as a CBJ fan (talking loyalty), but he pulled in Dubinsky (cornerstone player on the team), Anisimov (played well here, later flipped for perhaps a better player in Saad), Erixon, and a 1st.

Johansen for Jones was a good trade as well, at least on the Columbus side.

e- I keep thinking the CBJ took Dano (who played well in Columbus) with the NYR's 1st, but it was Rychel.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Mar 8, 2017

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Sergei Bobrovsky is an OT PP GWG away from four straight shutouts. The last goal he allowed in regulation was with 0.4 seconds to go against the Rangers. :stonk:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oliver Bjorkstrand has 7 career NHL goals. Four of them are against the Devils.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"SHUTOUT THE DEVIL"

NHL's pun department channeling the Crue for their NJD/CBJ recap, I see.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/839502828985012224

https://twitter.com/THWMark/status/839275503139897344

:golfclap:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Spring Break My Heart posted:

It's a pretty even 3 man race that will be won down the stretch.

Do they factor in the goalie's impact on what the team did versus what they were expected to do or is it just "best goaltender in the league"? If they do, does Holtby get points knocked off because "He's on the Caps" whereas Bob gets extra credit because "your team was supposed to be flaming poo and instead might get home ice in the first round"?

The only time I've ever paid attention to the vote was when Bob won in 2013 and he won in spite of the CBJ missing the playoffs on a tiebreaker.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Levitate posted:

I'm pretty sure Pens fans still really have no idea how lucky they are to have Crosby and Malkin and Letang all on teh same team. I mean, the gods have decided to make things fair and usually prevent them all from being healthy at the same time, but holy lol that they basically have two generational talent centers and that's after having two other of the best players to ever play the game

loving pittsburgh

Then they went out and got Phil Goddamn Kessel because why not. They then regressed to the mean, got that coach fired, and won the god drat Cup all in the span of a year.

I was fully expecting them to somehow pick up Shattenkirk and/or add a center in Duchene who would've had the potential to put up 70 points on the third line to add to the pile of riches and still wind up under the Cap somehow.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bob was 27 seconds from the longest shutout streak in the NHL this season and 16 minutes from the CBJ record for longest shutout streak when he was beaten by something called Evan Rodrigues. :(

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/840606790861619200

Most of those guys turned out pretty alright.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

In the last week:
Dallas 4 Washington 2
Detroit 4 Chicago 2
Buffalo 5 Columbus 3

Pittsburgh's gonna join the "games you had no business losing" club tonight at Vancouver, aren't they?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm amazed at what a logjam the battle for the Metro crown has become. Again.

Washington was gone not even a week ago, but Pittsburgh is closing with a chunk of their NHL roster dead (because they're the Pens) and Columbus is within striking distance with a largely favorable schedule they've handled mostly as they should to this point the rest of the season. I think the only "hard" games Columbus has left are one each against Washington, Pittsburgh, and Chicago. :suspense:

e- Remaining CBJ schedule (slash indicates back-to-back): @PHI, FLA, @NYI/@NJD, TOR/@WSH, PHI, BUF, @CAR/@CHI, WSH, @PIT, WPG, @PHI/@TOR.

Four games against current playoff locks (WSH x2, PIT, CHI), six playoff bubble team games (PHIx3, TORx2, NYI), and the rest ranging from out of it to Bad (WPG, NJD, BUF, CAR, FLA), though Buffalo gave them fits the last two nights.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Schlesische posted:

I don't think this point last year had as many neat storylines as this one does. Worth noting that as a Habs fan I wasn't paying attention to it at this point and was instead under my desk with a collection of strong alcohol.

It's not just the Metro though.
In the Pacific you've got that delicious potential Battle of Alberta first round meeting.
In the Atlantic you've got a musical chairs with 5 contestants and only 3 or 4 spots.
In the Central there's the "can the Blackhawks reel in the Wild?".

Then there's all the wildcard spots (although that's definitely more of an Eastern conference thing... lol Iginla got traded to a team that's probably not even making the playoffs this year). Then there's all the player storylines.

This year is pretty batshit.

Many of those fun stories I might have paid attention to in other years have been lost on me because I've been too fixated on "Columbus will probably clinch a playoff spot before April".

On that note, how far away are the top three in the Metro from clinching? All three are north of 90 points and it has to be in the next couple weeks, right?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

With the win, Columbus sets new franchise records for wins (44) and points (94) in a single season. Lots of time to build on it, too.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

N: https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/841471815033724928

V:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH01FhqMdc8

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I like you, FAS, but I didn't see the game because I was finding out the girl I thought was into me wasn't :suicide: and :laffo: what the hell happened on that Atkinson/Saad 2-on-0 breakaway?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

xzzy posted:

Hockey is the litmus test for a relationship, if he/she encourages you to enjoy the game then they're a keeper. If they're in the "ughhhh how can you watch that stuff" camp then you gotta rethink things.

That's your life advice for the day!

She's the one I went to Isles/CBJ with a couple weeks ago. She has a small collection of Blackhawks and Sabres jerseys and was considering either a Saad or Dubinsky shirzee to start the local collection. :( (e- Joke's on her, though- I was going to buy one of them for her birthday if things kept trending upward. There's $35+tax toward the playoffs. :getin:)

She even would've borrowed a CBJ jersey to wear; I'd thought of bringing an extra but didn't want to look like a dumbass in case she didn't care, but she said she definitely would've rocked one of my extras. :negative:

She busted my balls about being a NASCAR fan, but I'm used to that.

She's primarily a post-2010 Blackhawks fan, though, with a side dish of Sabres having lived there for a while.

xzzy posted:

I ask my wife for "coaching advice" because it's hilarious. She's had hockey on TV her whole life (lots of canadian family) so she understands the game and it's one of our running jokes.. she always spouts off some stereotypical hockey coach babble like "need more hustle" or "get more pucks on net."

Spouses that like hockey are the best.

So your wife is the resident Don Cherry?

BOY I TELL YA THIS GOOD CANADIAN KID HERE...WATCH THIS HERE...WATCH SEE WATCH THIS HERE...BOOM.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Duck Rodgers posted:

Werenski, Murray, Marner et al chose a bad year to be rookies.

These three are the finalists if Matthews and Laine don't exist and that's a commentary on how good they are, yet how two of the three will be lost while the other gets title of "2017 Calder Third Place Finisher".

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ginette Reno posted:

From my experiences playing and coaching youth hockey I can confirm that video someone posted earlier of parents fighting in the stands and screaming is pretty much spot on for hockey parents. People are fuckin nuts.

You're a saint for wanting to do that in the face of a generation of MY PERFECT LITTLE ANNNNGEEEEEEEEEL parents.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Useless tidbit time:

quote:

Slap shots

There are three clubs that have never finished below the Blue Jackets in the NHL's overall standings: Boston, the New York Rangers, and San Jose.

That's both impressive given how bad the CBJ have been through the bulk of their history and the fact it's almost certain to change this year.

I would've thought Detroit would've been on the list but if I remember right, the Wings were WC2 the year the CBJ took on the Pens as WC1.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

T-Bone posted:

The real question, who will win a playoff series first? Columbus, Winnipeg, or Las Vegas?

(The Devils franchise didn't win a playoff series until their 14th season). Winnipeg is going to hit 17. Columbus is on 16. That's incredible.

As long as they don't completely forget how to play as they have all season between now and raising the Cup getting bounced, it's quite possible Columbus does it this year. Home ice and the 1 seed would help that.

Don't get me wrong, there is no good draw if they wind up 2 or 3 as Washington and even banged up Pittsburgh are scary (Metro 2/3 matchup is a gauntlet no matter who's in it), but I feel much better about their chances this year than I did in 2013-14, when even the optimist in me went "Well...maybe? Probably not, but...I...guess there's a shot?".

DJExile posted:

Yeah that crowd is going to be losing their drat minds if they get the pens again. They were white hot for that series a couple years ago.

It would be ungoddamnbelievable.

e- I'm not sure the CBJ would get a "favorable" game under the old system depending on where they land either. Assuming 1 and 2 are the Division winners, if it started today, it'd look like this:
WSH/NYI
MTL/BOS
PIT/OTT
CBJ/NYR

...and they'd get either NYR (prone to third period comebacks vs. CBJ), OTT (given them trouble this year), BOS (REALLY have given them trouble this year), or NYI (eh)/TBL (surging Bolts+return of Stamkos makes this interesting)/TOR (eh).

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I love mic'd up stuff. I also wondered how clearly guys could hear each other chirping between boxes and am surprised it's that audible.

Aphrodite posted:

Our team only has 2 hall of famers and an all star right now.

And an almost certain Calder finalist if Laine and Matthews didn't exist. I mean it could certainly be wors--

Wait, Aphrodite and I agree? :stare:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/842389661704151040

That sure sounds like a hockey player of some variation.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/842545507754893312

Mmhmm, that's a purty goal.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

There are four very good Metro teams. One of them will not make it out of the first round, and another will be bounced in the second. That's dumb.

Related to this, FOX Sports Ohio says Washington clinches with a win + CBJ win over the Isles. If Columbus wins, they clinch with any two points the rest of the way.

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