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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Ech28/status/846566735222329345

https://twitter.com/Ech28/status/846581603837063168

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Not sure why they figure Columbus would expose Korpisalo over Forsberg, but ok.

Bob is their one protected goalie by default thanks to his NTC.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mike_V posted:

NTC doesn't mean you have to be protected, it's just NMC, I think.

Bob has an NMC, not NTC. I mixed it up.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

corn on the cop posted:

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of The Streak™.

April 4th, 1991 - March 28th, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egX9N8yOgaU

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Kilza posted:

The fact the Oilers playoff drought and Wings playoff streak ended on the same day is amazing. I love it.


:getin:

With Edmonton in and Detroit out, I believe I've seen every team both make and miss the playoffs at least once in the length of time since I've been watching full NHL seasons (2006-07). The first SCF I watched was Oilers/Canes, though, but I only really picked up the NHL that Spring.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/1RayOfKayleigh/status/847065941431271425

:lol: Atlantic.

At:lol:antic?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

gently caress Corey Perry spraying in the general direction of Patrick Roy was a good one, too.

Matt Zerella posted:

Ah, good point, he was a lil baby back bitch the first few years. Pretty sure Jagr screamed at him to GET UP in a Rangers-Pens playoff game but I can't find video of it anywhere.

I'm not saying there wasn't a reason for Crosby to throw his head back here because there was, but this:

https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/812103497541943297

...was an elbowing penalty on Scott Hartnell.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jordan7hm posted:

Hartnell is good but he's not that good.

Dude, he is that good. He elbowed Sidney Crosby from like four feet away without ever touching him. That's some Jedi wizardry there.

I know Crosby was reacting to getting whacked by Dumolin's stick, I get it. I joke because it sure didn't look that way on replays in the arena.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pending school board approval, David Clarkson is the new head coach of the Upper Arlington High School varsity boys' hockey team.

I think he realizes the writing is on the wall.

e- In case you think I'm making this up:
https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/847156153410838528

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Mar 30, 2017

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"Half our team is dead. We're getting Montreal in the first round"

Matt Zerella posted:

*Tanner Glass inserted on the 1st line*

"NUH-UH, FIRST WILD CARD IS OURS!"

Ginette Reno posted:

*Maf inserted into the goal*

"Oh YEAH?"

Matt Zerella posted:

Same but Hank.

"Come getcha some."

I don't care who the CBJ play as long as they win the series.

My, how expectations change in the course of six months. "Just don't be too awful" to "If you don't get out of the first round, it's a letdown".

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pens also get the CBJ on Tuesday(?), so that could help the tank effort if they really want it.

Deltron 3030 posted:

Well the Crew did the opposite the last two years... Went from MLS Cup runner-up to bottom of the barrel.

Seize the day!

You better believe I'm hoping to get all the good out of this season because :ohdear:.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Two things I noticed today glancing at the standings: Minnesota has one (1) win in their last 10. :psyduck:

Carolina could be two points out of a playoff spot if they beat the CBJ tonight. :psyboom:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/THWMark/status/847542431801384961
https://twitter.com/THWMark/status/847542682104868869
https://twitter.com/THWMark/status/847543032568320005

drat.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Canes are plucky and gonna make the playoffs.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hey Jackets, your defensive play and goaltending have been fairly spectacular of late, but would you mind scoring more than two goals? I mean, let's be fair, Philadelphia and Carolina were also very solid defensively, but actually scoring goals are going to be a valuable skill in a couple weeks.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jackets had some travel troubles:

quote:

A faulty generator on the charter plane forced the team to abort its flight to Chicago about 30 minutes after takeoff from Raleigh-Durham International Airport. The plane returned safely to Raleigh.

http://www.dispatch.com/entertainmentlife/20170331/mechanical-issues-on-blue-jackets-charter-flight-forces-late-night-return-to-raleigh

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

It's a bizarre sensation to feel better about your team after a regulation loss to Chicago than you did after a game against Carolina where you at least got a point.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:

It's a bizarre sensation to feel better about your team after a regulation loss to Chicago than you did after a game against Carolina where you at least got a point.

tofes posted:

Im in hell

Powershift posted:

20 games ago sharks? maybe.

It would be hilarious to see them drop into the 2nd wildcard and end up against the hawks in the first round. We'll take St Louis on our side of the bracket, they can't even score against the Avalanche.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Flames in those playoffs, son! Hooray!


I mean, we're likely looking at 1st round exit, but still. There are reasons to be excited even if that happens.


bub spank posted:

Karlsson's gonna miss the Sens next game too. With him and Methot out, I'm starting to get a bit concerned about the Sens playoff position.



Furnaceface posted:

I feel like the Oilers playoff inexperience is going to be the biggest thing both for and against them. Its going to be interesting to see how things go in the Pacific.

NHL N/V April:All Our Playoff Teams Are Getting Bounced In The First Round.

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