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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Star Man posted:

I don't know poo poo about gently caress about soccer money.

MLS' unofficial motto

Brown deal official. Houston got $100k GAM, $75k TAM and an international spot next year. :signings:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I just found out something even worse than the Sounders-Timbers game getting pushed back several hours:

ESPN Press Release posted:

Supporters Cam

Additionally, ESPN cameras will be positioned in the supporters sections at Providence Park throughout the game, streaming live on ESPN3 and the ESPN App to capture the atmosphere.

I give it about 2 minutes before both feeds become blurrier than a Japanese-produced bukkake involving Bigfoot.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And the next axe has fallen

https://twitter.com/SJEarthquakes/status/879082985080868864

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Jack2142 posted:

https://www.soundersfc.com/post/2017/07/01/seattle-sounders-sign-27-year-old-dutch-fullback-kelvin-leerdam


We hopefully just fixed our right back issues that have been loving this team all year.

Hmm, mid-season signing just south of 30 signed using TAM that fills a glaring hole in our defense?

gently caress, he's going to tear his ACL in a month...

...then next year score the winning PK in the MLS Cup final :getin:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jul 1, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Tigren posted:

Onalfo didn't address the team needs and made poor signings.

Onalfo or Klein?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Congrats, only took you guys 11 years to do what Chivas did in 3.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Take a bow DC United:

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/887893701376303104

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Whitecaps traded GAM to Montreal for an international spot in order to sign a Kiwi GK. Fully expecting him to get a DUI by season's end.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
All the :stare:

https://twitter.com/thegoalkeeper/status/889483188095008768

Good on MLS telling him to piss off though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Loons' new home has a name: Allianz Field

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Pay down Ozzie to get Derlis as a DP...

...at least I hope that's the plan.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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You could hope that Ibrahimovic really really really really likes BBQ? :shrug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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We could probably trade TAM (which we apparently have a ton of) for an international spot. New England is only using 3 of their spots. That would be the only roster limitation, since we have 4 senior spots open at the moment.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And maybe in this case it'll be JDS that saves them

(I hope not, gently caress the Galaxy)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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The news keeps coming:

https://twitter.com/GoalUSA/status/890606662184075264

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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:smith:

https://twitter.com/herculezg/status/891705117455642624

He will be around for the rest of the season at least.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I wouldn't even wish Dan Snyder on the Timbers. :stonk:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Thanatosian posted:

If Snyder buys DC United, are they going to change the name?

Maybe the DC Celestials?

That doesn't look like an ethnic slur...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The more you know then

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not necessarily MLS news, but definitely with sharing:

https://twitter.com/NBCSportsSoccer/status/892153441228906496

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Which lasts longer: that series or the Impact's playoff hopes?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Gigi Galli posted:

The fox soccer announcers are the worst announcers in all of sports, let alone this sport.

Are you forgetting the Univision English announcers?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Your Boy Fancy posted:

Y'all travel to RFK at the end of the month. You will win.

Gonna quote this when DC wins 5-0 because why wouldn't they?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Lumping Gerrard and Donovan together like that though...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Because the only thing that stands out about them is that their color commentator is a woman? :shrug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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shirts and skins posted:

The pbp guy's voice would quaver every time something exciting happened, it was real weird.

Also:
https://twitter.com/SoundersFC/status/894698958714421248

Does DC have *anyone* left who can score?

Owen Goal will never leave the team.

Do we really have any use for Neagle?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's official:

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/895388445534810112

Now can the Galaxy screw themselves even more by finishing dead last the year before LAFC comes to town?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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DC-RSL got rained out yesterday and resumes today.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Good news Rapids goons:

https://twitter.com/ColoradoRapids/status/897555294791839744

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I completely forgot you guys got a CL spot...and how NYC had better than 50% chance to get a spot when the playoffs started and somehow didn't.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Pretend I repeated :laffo: until I broke the character limit.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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clandestine cactus posted:

The Connecticut Yankees in Don Garber's Sport

:five:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Playoff schedule and TV details announced. Once again half of the knockout games are on Unimas only. Lame.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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For those of you keeping track at home, United have taken 9 of 12 points from United and United, while United and United have a just a single win against United and United, respectively. However, both United and United still have one game left against United and United.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh hey, something about MLS on my news fe-

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/08/25/ricardo-velazco-sex-with-minor/

:stare:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Remaining away games:

Atlanta - Since you're not DC United, this is a L
KC - L
Orlando - They've been terrible pretty much all year and have a middling home record...you guys either win a 1-0 squeaker or they pound you 4-0
Montreal - Wouldn't be surprised if this is a do-or-die game for Montreal's playoff hopes, so good luck

So basically Orlando or bust for you guys.

Feel free to quote this when they beat KC 6-0 because why wouldn't they?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I'd take $5 million for those two in a heartbeat and twice on Sunday.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Your Boy Fancy posted:

I'm still rooting for Providence.

They should move to Hartford before NYC does :v:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I'm surprised, only because I'm super cynical about these sorts of things, but Roman Torres' bullshit red actually got overturned.

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