MLS 2017: I'm gonna git you, soccer

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silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Great start to the revs season, we only have one loss, and only one goal allowed! Surely this is a sign of good things to come.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 14:17

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:05

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

How did the Revs look anyway, total poo poo or worse? I can't remember a season when the Revs looked like a competent team coming out of the offseason. Every year it's a total slodge to being halfway good and then maybe really good and then crap again.

Keeper looked pretty dreadful. Not sure why exactly Knighton wasn't in.

Beyond that, probably not *worse* than total poo poo? They did only lose one nil.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 15:31

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Popero posted:

Revs

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 03:56

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Star Man posted:

Except Colorado.

God we suck.

I would have said new england but uhhhh um.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 12:22

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Simone Poodoin posted:

If he had used the MLS approved family friendly words he wouldn't be suspended. Should have said "I dooped your mother" instead.

Come on, go for the Clue reference.

"I schtupped your mother"

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 18:05

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Do over Ham posted:

https://twitter.com/BenBaer89/status/854848112283848704

Edit: oops, this was already posted in the game day thread. No matter; enjoy it again.

Doesn't stop being funny, so I think it's okay.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 12:48

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

Imagine if the Revs won an away game. Just think about it.

Might break my head.

Seeing multiple "I like heaps but he's gotta go" on my FB feed.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 15:24

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

clandestine cactus posted:

The Connecticut Yankees in Don Garber's Sport

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 00:36

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Turdsdown Tom posted:

the Revs haven't won a single away game all year long. haha hooooooooly poo poo

Isn't it fabulous? Even better is that we're not at the bottom of the standings somehow.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 17:44

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

African AIDS cum posted:

No they arent really. Both are bad

I'm pretty sure "both are bad" was the subtext to that post.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 12:37

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

Brad Friedel is the new Revs manager. Ok.

https://www.revolutionsoccer.net/post/2017/11/09/revolution-name-brad-friedel-head-coach

Who?

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 03:52

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gigi Galli posted:

*The revs organization frantically falls over itself to sign her up*

Sounds good to me

# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 15:45

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:05

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

shoplifter posted:

blown

Not via fellatio

I'm just stewing on it because I'm on a bus to Toronto

Is your source also on that same bus?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 19:13

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